[NFL] NFL Thread

[Gruebeard]

Nnnhhhhhh.... I'm going to have to take a hard pass on this one, Gruey. It's like owning "The Men of I.T." calendar.

Aye. You're right. The men's league will take some development before it can be properly launched. But. I assure you, I am no sexist misogynist sports promoter, and there will indeed be an opportunity for you to ogle pretty, buff men in tight clothes. Even if that means I have to teach Calvin Klein's underwear models how to - er, sweep the floor

Okay @sixpackshaker, you win.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Aye. You're right. The men's league will take some development before it can be properly launched. But. I assure you, I am no sexist misogynist sports promoter, and there will indeed be an opportunity for you to ogle pretty, buff men in tight clothes. Even if that means I have to teach Calvin Klein's underwear models how to - er, sweep the floor

Okay @sixpackshaker, you win.

Women's sports in general has changed beauty standards in the last 30 years. I guess it has for the men's sports too.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

From L to R.
@figmentPez, Dunno (@Adam with hair?), @Tinwhistler, @ThatNickGuy, and @BErt.

--Patrick

For future reference, please don't tag me in the sports subforum. I never visit it.

 

[PatrThom]

Well that was unexpected.

--Patrick

 

[Tinwhistler]

I thought he did a good job with picking out the resemblances

 

[drifter]

Vikings hire "Gen Z" teen consultant

 

[blotsfan]

If we're talking about @Adam and curling, how did you guys forget about this dude.

 

[Celt Z]

That's because that *IS* Adam.


...isn't it?

 

[Adam]

Is it the beard?

 

[Adam]

That's because that *IS* Adam.


...isn't it?

 

[Gruebeard]

Hey, @Adam. So, I'm like, starting up a new league. Do you, er, wanna join?

 

[Celt Z]

Pssst...tell him about the uniforms.

 

[Gruebeard]

There's really nothing to tell about.

 

[Adam]

Hey, @Adam. So, I'm like, starting up a new league. Do you, er, wanna join?

 

[BErt]

From L to R.
@figmentPez, Dunno (@Adam with hair?), @Tinwhistler, @ThatNickGuy, and @BErt.

--Patrick

Dang Patrick, we met irl that's what you think I look like?

 

[PatrThom]

Dang Patrick, we met irl that's what you think I look like?

No, but you were the person I felt most resembled that guy on the end (except for having no hat, that is).

--Patrick

 

[BErt]

I probably shouldn't be surprised that the team that would give Marvin Lewis 14+ years as head coach would continue to run their team into the ground with Andy Dalton.

 

[BErt]

Thanks @Gruebeard but I don't need a hug there, I'm a Lion's fan (ok maybe I need a hug for THAT).

 

[Gruebeard]

Thanks @Gruebeard but I don't need a hug there, I'm a Lion's fan (ok maybe I need a hug for THAT).

You need your head slapped for that.

 

[BErt]

That's fair.

 

[PatrThom]

You need your head slapped for that.

He's used to it. He just said so.

--Patrick

 

[Covar]

 

[Dave]

 

[sixpackshaker]

dammit cowboys...

 

[Gruebeard]

There was a moment during yesterday's Pats/Saints game - just after the Pats' third touchdown with the Saints looking to steamroll their way down the field for yet another score of their own - where I thought "huh, this must be what it's like to be. Lions fan."

I mean, a high scoring offense and a less than useless defense.

But the moment passed, and I got to feel what a Pats fan feels: "yup, we've got the win, with 3 quarters left to rub it in."

 

[DarkAudit]

"STUDENTS WHO STAY THE WHOLE GAME WILL RECEIVE A BEVERAGE"

"If only that beverage were bleach..."

 

[blotsfan]

Da fuuuuuuuuck?

 

[Sparhawk]

Da fuuuuuuuuck?

Sorry, but this week you will have to be more specific as to which Da fuuuuuuuuuck you are talking about.

Texans?
Giants/Eagles?
Buffalo?

Or even one that isn't listed or happened as of the time of this post.

 

[blotsfan]

I guess I haven't done a good enough job establishing myself as a Bills fan. I guess this makes us even for me not knowing you like the NBA.

 

[BErt]

...I'll run 10 seconds off your FACE, you zebra bastards!

 

[Sparhawk]

I guess I haven't done a good enough job establishing myself as a Bills fan. I guess this makes us even for me not knowing you like the NBA.

I included the Bills because I knew you are a fan. I'm unsure about the NBA reference though.

 

[blotsfan]

I included the Bills because I knew you are a fan. I'm unsure about the NBA reference though.

I mixed you up with @drifter. Never mind me.

 

[Sparhawk]

I mixed you up with @drifter. Never mind me.

No prob. There were several WTH games this week though.

 

[drifter]

I mixed you up with @drifter. Never mind me.

Well, we're practically twins, easy mistake.

 

[Dave]

Me: The Cowboys are going to come out fired up after the drubbing they got last week in Denver.

*watches the first quarter*

Me: Hoo boy. Here we go again.