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Holy crap there's a shitstorm over this similar to the likes of Janet Jackson.

Why do people care so much about a damn nipple?

Wait, women have nipples?!

Jesus almighty, who knew?

Get that shit under wraps, ASAP!

Haven't heard of this.

But the reason? America hates nipples. Except on men. Bring on the men nipples.

Fuck yes man-nips!

Nips America can be proud of.

Not all this freaky-deaky Hershey-kiss goodness for feeding children and whatnot.

Unless pictures are shown, I don't believe this happened.

Man, that wasn't even a good nipple slip.

People be gettin' all crazy over nothin'.

Yeah, if we're gonna get pissy, let's get some action out of it.

I have two questions:

Who is Nicki Minaj?

and

Why should I care?

Dave said:

Unless pictures are shown, I don't believe this happened.

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Sorta NSFW (though it's pretty tame):

It's simple. The uptight, ridiculously fascist PTC hates the thought of anything appearing on TV that isn't 100% safe to show to a preschool class. The PTC then gets their followers whipped up in a frenzy, someone screams "Think of the children!", and the media covers it like it's a huge uproar. If Nicki Minaj had planned to show off her boobs on the show, I would understand some of the outrage. Maybe. As it is, it was just an accident and nothing was really shown in a graphic nature. They need to lighten-the-fuck-up.

Holy shit look at that face. Forget the nipple, just wrap up that face.

Huh I hadnt heart about this and I did't know who Nicki Minaj is. Now I do. this has been most elucidating.

I think I saw a little headline on a news site but I haven't even heard anyone on FB talking about it. Seems like it was non-news around here.

I haven't the slightest idea who that is.

That is not one of her most flattering pics:



Much more accurate.

I will never understand what the big fuzz is with nipples. I see tons of them at the beach here everyday, preschoolers do too and nothing happens to them.

checkeredhat said:

I haven't the slightest idea who that is.

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Popstar, "rapper", maker of overall crappy music. Previously her big claim to fame was the fact that she gives PG-13 lap dances to fans at her concerts. She tries to be wacky! and zany!, usually comes off as fake and annoying. At least that's what I've seen.
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Morphine said:

I will never understand what the big fuzz is with nipples. I see tons of them at the beach here everyday, preschoolers do too and nothing happens to them.

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It's a country founded by uptight nutballs who thought seeing a woman's ankle was sinful. We're a little fucked up about the human body around here.

The founders weren't nearly as uptight as we have subsequently decided they were. Ex. bundling.

It is really one thing to intentionally be topless somewhere and another to accidentally show off things you didnt intend to. The unexpectedness of it seems to more the issue than indecency. The people who are harping about it being indecent probably think all music that doesn't involve a conductor is indecent anyway.

Kinda doubt it was just an "accident". Unless women don't wear bra's anymore?

Seriously though, the nipple slip is the least of my concerns, that face is gonna give me nightmares.. :/

I don't think those need a bra.

"I have no idea who she is"
"She's ugly"
"She's worthless because she doesn't make music I enjoy"



"She's so hot"
"She's so funny"
"I like her because she parodies and conforms to geek culture"

I thought I had a song by her but I guess I don't. I think the only reason I know the name is the makeup tuts on youtube often cover her looks.

Tress's spoilered image seems to show she was indeed wearing a bra. Accidents happen.

drifter said:

Tress's spoilered image seems to show she was indeed wearing a bra. Accidents happen.

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Yeah, it looks like a sports bra or something similar. If you watch the video clip you can see she's jumping around quite a bit and dancing, so it's definitely an understandable accident.
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makare said:

The founders weren't nearly as uptight as we have subsequently decided they were.

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I was referring specifically to puritans, who were every bit as uptight as we subsequently decided they were.

North American prudeness always makes me chuckle.

Meanwhile another shooting kills 7 innocent people in the states.

They were only partially innocent....

Aren't we all....

Nicki Minaj is pretty bangin'. She just likes making silly faces, is all. I liked her song Superbass ... I mean, I wouldn't buy her album or anything, but eh. There's worse out there.

lol at all the white people in this thread

Your point? I didn't know you were racist Charlie.

I didn't know you were retarded, Charlie.

He had to find someone to white knight that wasn't as likely to kill him on sight .

White people = pro nipple? I can't figure out what the hell he's trying to articulate.

Quotemander Prime said:

White people = pro nipple? I can't figure out what the hell he's trying to articulate.

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Nicki Minaj, capitalization and everything, is almost an anagram of McNinja.

Quotemander Prime said:

White people = pro nipple? I can't figure out what the hell he's trying to articulate.

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I think he's commenting on the people calling her unattractive, and claiming it's because they're racist.

Or maybe that's just his catch phrase. Actually, that'd be pretty awesome. Make it happen, Chuck.

"rapper"

Mathias said:

"I have no idea who she is"
"She's ugly"
"She's worthless because she doesn't make music I enjoy"

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You're absolutely right. Not being aware of who someone is is totally the equivalent of unduly judging someone. That's why every time I introduce friends who have never met, I slap them both for all the awful things they've each never said about the person they had never actually laid eyes upon before that instant.
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Charlie Don't Surf said:

"rapper"

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Dude, I think exactly ONE person even used the word.

I know, it was really funny

This thread is the only place I've heard/seen/learnt anything about this entire incident.

--Patrick

PatrThom said:

This thread is the only place I've heard/seen/learnt anything about this entire incident.

--Patrick

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Yeah, same. Its also the first time I've heard of this person, and now the only song of hers I know is a Lonely Island one.

I heard a couple of her songs, my best friend's sister likes her.

Eh. Not my thing.

Wait..it's bad to call someone a rapper?

Well seems Charlie thinks so.

I just don't know why he lumped us all in together when one person used the term, which I also have no idea why he thought it was racist.

This is a case of "trying too hard".

Shegokigo said:

This is a case of "trying too hard".

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Isn't that usually Charlie's M.O.?

Not usually.

If I had to guess I'd almost say he was drunk.

After reading his post in the Supes thread, I'd agree with you Gusto.

Still, I'm interested in what his meaning was here and there.

I think it is the whole, white people do not know how to rap, or how to have opinions on who is capable of "rapping."

So he is being semi-reverse-racist.

sixpackshaker said:

I think it is the whole, white people do not know how to rap, or how to have opinions on who is capable of "rapping."

So he is being semi-reverse-racist.

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Made me recall the video from Cracked.com's Topic page on rap:

Charlie Don't Surf said:

I know, it was really funny

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I meant it as a joke, intended for it to be funny, but like a typical asshole you somehow tried to twist it to imply I'm racist. It must hurt having your head shoved that far up your own ass.

See, this is what nipples do to us as a society. Can't we all just get along and try to forget that nipples exist?

Cajungal said:

See, this is what nipples do to us as a society. Can't we all just get along and try to forget that nipples exist?

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No*.

--Patrick
*Warning: Cannot be unseen.

HAHAHA, I'm glad I don't run anymore.

Somebody better tell all those black people I hear regularly use the term "rapper" that they are, in fact, white. They will be happy to know they can now expect less beatings from the police.

fade said:

Somebody better tell all those black people I hear regularly use the term "rapper" that they are, in fact, white. They will be happy to know they can now expect less beatings from the police.

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Then we can finally hear about their other 98 problems.

Perfectly acceptable on TV, your soul will not be harmed seeing this: A 600 pound man with his shirt off in a episode of Biggest Loser showing his dinner plate sized nipples to the entire God damn world.

Not acceptable on TV, your children exposed to this will now be having sex and getting pregnant and they will be going directly to hell: An accidental nipple exposure of a woman dancing and moving around.

But a 600 lbs man is the cure for the common sex.

sixpackshaker said:

I think it is the whole, white people do not know how to rap, or how to have opinions on who is capable of "rapping."

So he is being semi-reverse-racist.

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I thought he said that the only reason Minaj is considered a rapper is because she's black.
Or you know, he's trolling

I don't mind Nikki Minaj, but only because I don't listen to any of her music or have any contact with her outside of Bad Lip Reading parodying her video.

Tress said:

Yeah, it looks like a sports bra or something similar. If you watch the video clip you can see she's jumping around quite a bit and dancing, so it's definitely an understandable accident.
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I was referring specifically to puritans, who were every bit as uptight as we subsequently decided they were.

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Coincidentally I was also referring to the puritans.

The fuck is this thread

sixpackshaker said:

I think it is the whole, white people do not know how to rap, or how to have opinions on who is capable of "rapping."

So he is being semi-reverse-racist.

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That's still just being racist. </petpeeve>

I hate the term "reverse-racism" too. It's just stupid.

I do however like sideways-racism

Frankie Williamson said:

Perfectly acceptable on TV, your soul will not be harmed seeing this: A 600 pound man with his shirt off in a episode of Biggest Loser showing his dinner plate sized nipples to the entire God damn world.

Not acceptable on TV, your children exposed to this will now be having sex and getting pregnant and they will be going directly to hell: An accidental nipple exposure of a woman dancing and moving around.

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And on the opposite end of the spectrum, a 600 lb person is perfectly okay to view, but seeing a skinny, pretty girl will emotionally scar your daughter forever.

Odds are the daughter isn't going to binge eat just so she can become a 600 lb person though, starving herself to be skinny is not uncommon.

I don't see what that has to do with nipples.

"You can barely see dem nipples"


(i dont care if no one else gets that.. I laughed)

Frankie Williamson said:

I don't see what that has to do with nipples.

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Since when has any thread in this forum stayed on topic?

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Since when has any thread in this forum stayed on topic?

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Random Crap thread for the silver medal!

I dug it, makare.

Well, now I feel all plugged into the youth culture and what not because I actually knew who Nicki Minaj was before this kerfluffle. Of course, I only knew her as the robot-ish chick from Dirty Spaceman.

makare said:

"You can barely see dem nipples"

(i dont care if no one else gets that.. I laughed)

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I love you for quoting this movie.

Guys, if we can't stay on point about things always found in the company of boobs, while still managing to *not* talk about boobs, I just see no hope for this forum. Or humanity.