North Ranger. Please explain Finland.

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There is no way in hell I'm following the bouncing ball on this one.
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Also, a bit of a rip-off of Where the Hell is Matt?

 

North_Ranger

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Oh God, not this...
Not vitun this...
*sigh*
It's Munamies. The Egg-Man. One of the most prominent TV channels here hosts an annual contest where professional actors are asked to create new comedic characters - which are then eliminated by popular vote each week. Last year it was Marja Tyrni, a parody of a Turku housewife with dirty jokes and a fixation on baking. The Egg-Man, a living little egg in a big, big world (played by up-and-coming actor and Zeitgeister Riku Nieminen), won the contest this year with a combination of dirty jokes (his motto? "Pieni muna, iso sielu", or "Small egg, big soul"... or "Small balls, big soul") and over-the-top routines - including claiming existentialism and egg-painting as hobbies and singing Con te partiro in a live TV show.
Basically it's Idols with one-dimensional comedy characters instead of one-dimensional pop singers.
I await with no small amount of trepidation the time when the TV bigwigs decide to give him a talk show, a weekly comedy show or a Christmas special...
 
I swear to god I thought this was some Lonely Island thing. The guy looks a lot like one of the guys in that band.
 
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You know, I can almost sing "Friday" to the chorus of that song. lmao
 

North_Ranger

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I thought that was a Finnish aphrodisiac?
No, that's powdered reindeer horn. Also, that's mainly a Lapland thing.
For most Finns, female nudity, beer and a hot sauna on a cold day or skinny-dipping on a hot day work just as well, and are less demanding of reindeer extremities.
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And here we see Finnish porn!
No, that would involve more blondes and redheads, such as one Rakel Liekki ('Rachel Flame'):
 

North_Ranger

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And yet you hands down refuse to wear those delicious sauna-pants. :(
Because they are an abomination that have nothing to do with sauna, and must therefore be destroyed. You can't relax looking like you wear Michelin Man adult diapers.
 
No, that's powdered reindeer horn. Also, that's mainly a Lapland thing.
For most Finns, female nudity, beer and a hot sauna on a cold day or skinny-dipping on a hot day work just as well, and are less demanding of reindeer extremities.
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Oh God, not this...
Not vitun this...
*sigh*
It's Munamies. The Egg-Man. One of the most prominent TV channels here hosts an annual contest where professional actors are asked to create new comedic characters - which are then eliminated by popular vote each week. Last year it was Marja Tyrni, a parody of a Turku housewife with dirty jokes and a fixation on baking. The Egg-Man, a living little egg in a big, big world (played by up-and-coming actor and Zeitgeister Riku Nieminen), won the contest this year with a combination of dirty jokes (his motto? "Pieni muna, iso sielu", or "Small egg, big soul"... or "Small balls, big soul") and over-the-top routines - including claiming existentialism and egg-painting as hobbies and singing Con te partiro in a live TV show.
Basically it's Idols with one-dimensional comedy characters instead of one-dimensional pop singers.
I await with no small amount of trepidation the time when the TV bigwigs decide to give him a talk show, a weekly comedy show or a Christmas special...
You know what would have been perfect? If this guy had been shipped to DarkAudit.
 
No, that's powdered reindeer horn. Also, that's mainly a Lapland thing.
For most Finns, female nudity, beer and a hot sauna on a cold day or skinny-dipping on a hot day work just as well, and are less demanding of reindeer extremities.
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No, that would involve more blondes and redheads, such as one Rakel Liekki ('Rachel Flame'):

Gah! No... no...



There we go, that's better.
 

Dave

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Sorry, man. I think her face is less than beautiful. Were it not for the porn star thing I don't think she'd get many second looks.
 
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