Why do I have so many hot female friends?
You set them on fire?Why do I have so many hot female friends?
Hot but PSYCHO.Yeah! After I follow them to their dorm rooms...
But, for some reason, I never seem to get lucky with them.
Someone else around here invented one and called it a "scale mail outfit," so I think you've been beaten to the punch on your new invention.I'm inventing a solid boob shield for women who have just this problem. I think I'll call it the mammo protector.
All those creases equal fail for a heat shield. Plus, did you see all that exposed flesh? Form is nice, function sucks ass.Someone else around here invented one and called it a "scale mail outfit," so I think you've been beaten to the punch on your new invention.
Some good music always helps me with that.I hate my brain. C'mon, brain, make serotonin. I don't want to start Monday like this. Stupid depression/SAD.
Aspirin, lots of water, and hot tea with lemon and honey every hour.Just woke up, couldn't go back to sleep, throat is still killing me, and I have to be up for work in 2hrs.... fan-freakin-tastic.
*golfclap*No, no, no.
1. Find ritual that will allow you to summon tarrasque
2. Preach about its coming to the masses.
3. Prophet.
Oh, you'll be seeing it soon enough...Dear Southeastern Michigan,
Could we stop talking about the gods damned snowstorm until, oh I don't know, say maybe ONE FRAKKING SNOWFLAKE FALLS? KTHXBYE!
i won't say anything dirty but.. just sayin.I'm hoping for a good 15 inches, but honestly every time I get my hopes up we don't get anything close to what I want.
I'm hoping for a good 15 inches, but honestly every time I get my hopes up we don't get anything close to what I want.
Is that why I'm always so sore after playing in deep snow for a few hours?i won't say anything dirty but.. just sayin.