Obama too fat to be a Kenyan

[strawman]

Just thought I'd throw that out there. If the press office at the white house released that, it'd kill two birds with one stone.

 

[SpecialKO]

That would be hysterical.

 

[AshburnerX]

They should have him run a Marathon... and then place near the end of the pack. I think that would disprove it pretty well.

 

[Norris]

Somehow, it would be funnier if he placed in the middle of the pack.

 

[sixpackshaker]

He was Kenyan thin until he moved to the home of the deep dish pizza.