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Oh my BLARGHHH!

Sep 3, 2009#1

GasBandit

While following links for my political thread today, I found this non-political, extremely disgusting news story.

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20090902/NEWS0107/909030307/Bizarre+act+halts+court+hearing

"James Orr put an immediate halt to his criminal trial Wednesday when he squeezed the contents of his colostomy bag onto the table in front of him and ate it."

I didn't want to eat today anyway.

Sep 3, 2009#2

Gusto

WHAT IN THE FUCK

Sep 3, 2009#3

Cajungal

Sep 3, 2009#4

Drachenherz

Sep 3, 2009#5

Hylian

:20:

Sep 3, 2009#6

Shegokigo

Well, that pretty much guarantees his insanity plea.

Then again, maybe they'll just realize he's full of shit. :rimshot:

Sep 3, 2009#7

Math242

ooooooook, i'm so cancelling the restaurant tonight

Sep 3, 2009#8

North_Ranger

Thank goodness I wasn't planning on eating spaghetti bolognese today...

Sep 3, 2009#9

Drachenherz

But come to think of it...

Maybe there was chocolate in the bag?

Now, you movie geeks... What film was it? Where somebody told something about somebody who put peanutbutter in his undies before he went to court... And then he somehow slipped his hands in his pants and, well, had some nice goo on his hands and even licked his hands...

Anybody now this film? (can't remember myself right now)

Sep 3, 2009#10

Cat

:io:

Sep 3, 2009#11

Frankie Williamson

That's some dedication to an insanity plea.

Sep 3, 2009#12

North_Ranger

Andi said:
But come to think of it...

Maybe there was chocolate in the bag?

Now, you movie geeks... What film was it? Where somebody told something about somebody who put peanutbutter in his undies before he went to court... And then he somehow slipped his hands in his pants and, well, had some nice goo on his hands and even licked his hands...

Anybody now this film? (can't remember myself right now)

The better question is, why are you watching films where people pretend they're eating feces?

Sep 3, 2009#13

Drachenherz

I was watching a film where a guy told a story about a guy eating his "feces" (it was peanutbutter) in court.

No, I'm not french, I loathe coprophagia.

Edit: Could be a tarantino film... or something therelike...

Sep 3, 2009#14

Dave

He needed someone to eat it with him.

2Men1Bag

Sep 3, 2009#15

Shegokigo

Dave said:
He needed someone to eat it with him.

2Men1Bag

Sep 3, 2009#16

Drachenherz

Dave said:
He needed someone to eat it with him.

2Men1Bag

What a wonderful mental image this provokes.

If you'll excuse me now, I'm in a corner, dying a miserable, slow and excruciating death.

Sep 3, 2009#17

Cajungal

Nut fudge, anyone?

Sep 3, 2009#18

Vytamindi

OMG these potatoes are DELICIOUS!!! I love lunch time!

Sep 3, 2009#19

SeraRelm

Cookies!

Sep 3, 2009#20

Drachenherz

Mousse au :quote:chocolat:quote:...

Enjoy your dessert now...

Sep 3, 2009#21

Dave

Sep 3, 2009#22

bhamv3

*reads thread*

...
...
...

There is literally no one in the world I don't hate right now.

(Just kidding, I love you guys. You just gross me out)

Sep 3, 2009#23

SeraRelm

Dave, I can guarantee that's Japanese.

Sep 3, 2009#24

Dave

SeraRelm said:
Dave, I can guarantee that's Japanese.

:uhhuh:

Sep 3, 2009#25

SeraRelm

*after checking the image source*
I knew it! I'm in agreement with Juski on this. Moonpeople.

Sep 3, 2009#26

Vytamindi

Dave;247240][quote=SeraRelm said:
Dave, I can guarantee that's Japanese.

:uhhuh:[/QUOTE]
NO it's not! There aren't any eel... nevermind.

...imagine gummi worms....

Sep 3, 2009#27

Dave

I did a Google Image search using the key words "ice cream" "chocolate" & "poop". That's the image I got.

Sep 3, 2009#28

Drachenherz

this thread makes me wanna...

Sep 3, 2009#29

ElJuski

Did some say MOONPEOPLE >:|

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someone* oh my

Sep 3, 2009#30

Shegokigo

ElJuski said:
Did someone say MOONPEOPLE >:|

Sep 3, 2009#31

North_Ranger

SeraRelm said:
*after checking the image source*
I knew it! I'm in agreement with Juski on this. Moonpeople.
YouTube - Tips on how to poop the japanese potty training video

Can't.... stop... laughing...

So... disturbing... and... ridiculous... aaahahahaHAHAHAHAAGH!!

Also, think how scary it would be if your poop DID have eyes and a mouth, going "WEEEE!" when you pooped.

Sep 3, 2009#32

Dave

Yours doesn't? :eek:

Sep 3, 2009#33

North_Ranger

Only a day after eating kebab.

Sep 3, 2009#34

GasBandit

Andi said:
this thread makes me wanna...

Kick my heels up and

Throw my hands up and

Throw my head back and

Come on now

Don't forget to say you will.
Don't forget to say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Sep 3, 2009#35

Cajungal

throw your head back and funnychill?

Sep 3, 2009#36

Shegokigo

Cajungal said:
throw your head back and funnychill?

That's exactly what I thought too, I was even singing along in my head when I got to that pic.

Sep 3, 2009#37

quandofloo

Dave said:
I did a Google Image search using the key words "ice cream" "chocolate" & "poop". That's the image I got.

It's from a restaurant where they serve everything in little toilet bowls. Their most popular menu item is a curry dish. It is in Taiwan though.

Sep 3, 2009#38

Shegokigo

quandofloo;247315][quote=Dave said:
I did a Google Image search using the key words "ice cream" "chocolate" & "poop". That's the image I got.

It's from a restaurant where they serve everything in little toilet bowls. Their most popular menu item is a curry dish. It is in Taiwan though.[/QUOTE]
Some niches don't deserve business....

Sep 3, 2009#39

bhamv3

quandofloo;247315][quote=Dave said:
I did a Google Image search using the key words "ice cream" "chocolate" & "poop". That's the image I got.

It's from a restaurant where they serve everything in little toilet bowls. Their most popular menu item is a curry dish. It is in Taiwan though.[/QUOTE]

I apologize on behalf of my country for grossing you guys out. We blame our close geographic proximity to the Japanese.

Sep 3, 2009#40

Shannow

Andi said:
I was watching a film where a guy told a story about a guy eating his "feces" (it was peanutbutter) in court.

No, I'm not french, I loathe coprophagia.

Edit: Could be a tarantino film... or something therelike...

Training Day, the scene with the judges and the comissioner and chief ("the Wisemen")

Sep 3, 2009#41

Jay

Shegokigo said:
Then again, maybe they'll just realize he's full of shit.

I'm.... disappointed.

Sep 3, 2009#42

SeraRelm

Sep 3, 2009#43

CynicismKills

Sep 3, 2009#44

Shegokigo

SeriousJay;247333][quote=Shegokigo said:
Then again, maybe they'll just realize he's full of shit.

I'm.... disappointed.[/QUOTE]

Sep 3, 2009#45

GasBandit

Hmm. Vbulletin doesn't have as good hotlink previewing as PHPBB did. I'll fix it.

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Ok, the post with the pukey pictures is fixed.

Sep 3, 2009#46

Drachenherz

Shannow;247329][quote=Andi said:
I was watching a film where a guy told a story about a guy eating his "feces" (it was peanutbutter) in court.

No, I'm not french, I loathe coprophagia.

Edit: Could be a tarantino film... or something therelike...

Training Day, the scene with the judges and the comissioner and chief ("the Wisemen")[/QUOTE]

Thanx Shannow, that's exactly it! I just remembered Samuel L. Jackson in this scene...

Sep 3, 2009#47

ZenMonkey

What in the hell of shit.

Sep 3, 2009#48

North_Ranger

ZenMonkey said:
What in the hell of shit.

Pretty much just that.

Sep 3, 2009#49

Bubble181

I agree with the above t wo.

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