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The poster child for soiling a legacy of excellent football and comedic timing in movies by murdering two people in cold blood has died.

I hope the train to where ever he's going doesn't get there faster than 45 miles per hour.

Actor, football player, glove owner.

Beat ya.

Dave said:

Beat ya.

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Only because you can change the clock on the server :-P But yeah, by about 30 seconds :-D
Guess I'll have to report it to someone capable of merging the threads.

By the way, I fucking LOVE the typo at the bottom of the article I posted. I was going to get a screen shot but they already fixed it.

Where it says: Long before the city woke up on a fall morning in 2017, Simpson walked out of Lovelock Correctional Center outside Reno, a free man for the first time in 9 years.

It originally said: Long before the city woke up on a fall morning in 2017, Trump walked out of Lovelock Correctional Center outside Reno, a free man for the first time in 9 years.

Cause of death was cancer, but authorities are still looking for the real killer.

Never found the real killer after all those years searching on golf courses.

I didn't do it.

--Patrick

PatrThom said:

I didn't do it.

--Patrick

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... Is just what the real killer would say.

Alright, I'm back.

Job's done.

Did O.J. ever catch Some Puerto Rican Guy?

Ravenpoe said:

Alright, I'm back.

Job's done.

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Welcome back Shego! Don't forget to log back into your other account!

Did OJ have cancer or did cancer have OJ?

GasBandit said:

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I used the OMGWTFBBQ reaction because I'm shocked, but also not surprised.

God, I'm tired of the rich and powerful trampling over everyone like they're untouchable royalty.

The people around OJ are just as wonderful as he was.