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Newbie.

I have been boycotting haggis and wearing kilts for years now.

Well I of course eat haggis daily with my deep fried Mars Bar.

I am only drinking freedom whiskey these days, you terrorist-loving plaidmonkeys.

I'm not sure I understand. Clearly the site is a joke, but what is the thrust of the whole thing. Did Scotland actually do something, or is this a "look at all the things you have the Scots to thank for" sort of deal?

It was because the Lockerbie bomber was set free, I thought?

Awesome.

Why is he telling us to boycott Scotland then giving us a list of things not invented by Scot's to boycot?

CrimsonSoul said:

Why is he telling us to boycott Scotland then giving us a list of things not invented by Scot's to boycot?

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Ummm I think you need to give examples.

Best part of it:

How can we possibly show these terrorists that we will not be intimidated if we continue to be better than they are?

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Also, don't worry, they had a good reason to release him... oil: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8229193.stm

@Li3n said:

Best part of it:



Also, don't worry, they had a good reason to release him... oil: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8229193.stm

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Now your just being cynical. Walks in opposite direction whistling casually.

Actually that is an interesting notion. Part of the Nationalist agenda in Scotland is that Scotland could be self financing on it oil and gas reserves. If that's true and the idea of cheap Libian oil trade is also true then its sending quite a big bag of mixed messages.

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.

• George Bernard Shaw

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hmmm.... the article also mentions a nuke program...

redapples said:

Ummm I think you need to give examples.

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He said the world wide web was invented by a scott with a link to a wiki article, the guy was born in London http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Tim_Berners-Lee

in fact he list a whole thing of scottish inventions and links to a wiki article titled "English inventions" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_inventions_and_discoveries from his quote "Pencils, Clockwork Radios, The World Wide Web, anything containing LCDs, microphones, SMS messaging, typewriter, fiber optics (inc cable internet & television), Universal Turing machines (i.e computers), pocket calculators, anything containing RAM, 3D Computer games, MP3 Players, PDAs, any clothing manufactured with the aid of a sewing machine, anything made of polyester, Adjustable spanners, anything that uses an electric transformer, diesel engines, any torches etc containing LEDs. Oh, and no more of mom's apple pie."

CrimsonSoul said:

in fact he list a whole thing of scottish inventions and links to a wiki article titled \"English inventions\" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_inventions_and_discoveries from his quote \"Pencils, Clockwork Radios, The World Wide Web, anything containing LCDs, microphones, SMS messaging, typewriter, fiber optics (inc cable internet & television), Universal Turing machines (i.e computers), pocket calculators, anything containing RAM, 3D Computer games, MP3 Players, PDAs, any clothing manufactured with the aid of a sewing machine, anything made of polyester, Adjustable spanners, anything that uses an electric transformer, diesel engines, any torches etc containing LEDs. Oh, and no more of mom's apple pie.\"

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"Although the final decision fell to Scotland we should also apply pressure to the rest of the UK in the hope that they can influence Scotland, a tactic which has worked well in the past."

Under a giant header that just says The UK

Yeah selective reading. Fail at comprehension.

heh.

Because of this I urge every American to Boycott Scotland. It is the only way we Americans can ensure that every nation maintains and respects our rules, our laws, and shares our viewpoint.

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