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Well I of course eat haggis daily with my deep fried Mars Bar.
 
I'm not sure I understand. Clearly the site is a joke, but what is the thrust of the whole thing. Did Scotland actually do something, or is this a "look at all the things you have the Scots to thank for" sort of deal?
 
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Best part of it:



Also, don't worry, they had a good reason to release him... oil: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8229193.stm
Now your just being cynical. Walks in opposite direction whistling casually.

Actually that is an interesting notion. Part of the Nationalist agenda in Scotland is that Scotland could be self financing on it oil and gas reserves. If that's true and the idea of cheap Libian oil trade is also true then its sending quite a big bag of mixed messages.
 
Ummm I think you need to give examples.
He said the world wide web was invented by a scott with a link to a wiki article, the guy was born in London http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Tim_Berners-Lee

in fact he list a whole thing of scottish inventions and links to a wiki article titled "English inventions" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_inventions_and_discoveries from his quote "Pencils, Clockwork Radios, The World Wide Web, anything containing LCDs, microphones, SMS messaging, typewriter, fiber optics (inc cable internet & television), Universal Turing machines (i.e computers), pocket calculators, anything containing RAM, 3D Computer games, MP3 Players, PDAs, any clothing manufactured with the aid of a sewing machine, anything made of polyester, Adjustable spanners, anything that uses an electric transformer, diesel engines, any torches etc containing LEDs. Oh, and no more of mom's apple pie."
 
in fact he list a whole thing of scottish inventions and links to a wiki article titled \"English inventions\" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_inventions_and_discoveries from his quote \"Pencils, Clockwork Radios, The World Wide Web, anything containing LCDs, microphones, SMS messaging, typewriter, fiber optics (inc cable internet & television), Universal Turing machines (i.e computers), pocket calculators, anything containing RAM, 3D Computer games, MP3 Players, PDAs, any clothing manufactured with the aid of a sewing machine, anything made of polyester, Adjustable spanners, anything that uses an electric transformer, diesel engines, any torches etc containing LEDs. Oh, and no more of mom's apple pie.\"
"Although the final decision fell to Scotland we should also apply pressure to the rest of the UK in the hope that they can influence Scotland, a tactic which has worked well in the past."

Under a giant header that just says The UK
 
heh.

Because of this I urge every American to Boycott Scotland. It is the only way we Americans can ensure that every nation maintains and respects our rules, our laws, and shares our viewpoint.
 
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