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We've missed out on the last couple of islands, but this one - I think we can do it. We've got options.

I think we should finally hold a HALFORUMS BAKE SALE! Just....not like these guys:
http://www.cnn.com/2011/09/25/us/california-racial-bake-sale/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

....
*runs off to make phone calls*

I could go for some asian cookie

Would be able to do whatever we want on the island?

Could we, for example, build a luxury resort there and then fill it with zombies?

Zombies? Hell no! You send one for a drink and it's arm falls off spilling the drink before it even gets back to your beach chair. There has to be a better way.

Zombies as servants? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Now kicking them? That's good times.

I demand full autonomy of the master bedroom, the toilet and the balcony where I will establish the grand nation of North Rangeria.

Can we name the island Halforia? Halforia sounds like it could be a real island place.

Perhaps we can have a water slide!

LittleSin said:

Can we name the island Halforia? Halforia sounds like it could be a real island place.

Perhaps we can have a water slide!

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The Premier of North Rangeria finds both suggestions acceptable - with the proviso that he gets dibs on the water slide.

North_Ranger said:

The Premier of North Rangeria finds both suggestions acceptable - with the proviso that he gets dibs on the water slide.

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Agreed!

Can we also have building full of couches and Tvs and game systems? A place for couch co-op gaming!

Cuz, I miss playing Champions of Norrath witha friend sitting next to me and mocking them when I steal their LEWTS.

And I could be the corrupt customs chief who allows sauna pants to be smuggled in in exchange for chocolate chip cookies.

And I approve of cookies!

TommiR said:

And I could be the corrupt customs chief who allows sauna pants to be smuggled in in exchange for chocolate chip cookies.

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The Premier of North Rangeria will hand over any would-be sauna pants-smugglers to the expert care of his Secretary of Torture. Also known as Shegokigo.

You can't make me talk.

I don't expect you to talk, Mr Quiet. I expect you to die.

Just give me a hammock and two palm trees on the island and I'll invest.

North_Ranger said:

I don't expect you to talk, Mr Quiet. I expect you to die.

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Oh. Whew.

That is a load off my mind.

BananaHands said:

Just give me a hammock and two palm trees on the island and I'll invest.

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Sooooo..... would that be a banana hammock, then?