Okay, Gang. Here's Our Chance to Own An Island

[Zappit]

http://finance.yahoo.com/real-estate/article/113563/owning-private-island-kiplinger

We've missed out on the last couple of islands, but this one - I think we can do it. We've got options.

I think we should finally hold a HALFORUMS BAKE SALE! Just....not like these guys:
http://www.cnn.com/2011/09/25/us/california-racial-bake-sale/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

 

[Biannoshufu]

....
*runs off to make phone calls*

 

[LordRendar]

I could go for some asian cookie

 

[bhamv3]

Would be able to do whatever we want on the island?

Could we, for example, build a luxury resort there and then fill it with zombies?

 

[Neon Pirate]

Zombies? Hell no! You send one for a drink and it's arm falls off spilling the drink before it even gets back to your beach chair. There has to be a better way.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Zombies as servants? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Now kicking them? That's good times.

 

[North_Ranger]

I demand full autonomy of the master bedroom, the toilet and the balcony where I will establish the grand nation of North Rangeria.

 

[LittleSin]

Can we name the island Halforia? Halforia sounds like it could be a real island place.

Perhaps we can have a water slide!

 

[North_Ranger]

Can we name the island Halforia? Halforia sounds like it could be a real island place.

Perhaps we can have a water slide!

The Premier of North Rangeria finds both suggestions acceptable - with the proviso that he gets dibs on the water slide.

 

[LittleSin]

The Premier of North Rangeria finds both suggestions acceptable - with the proviso that he gets dibs on the water slide.

Agreed!

Can we also have building full of couches and Tvs and game systems? A place for couch co-op gaming!

Cuz, I miss playing Champions of Norrath witha friend sitting next to me and mocking them when I steal their LEWTS.

 

[TommiR]

And I could be the corrupt customs chief who allows sauna pants to be smuggled in in exchange for chocolate chip cookies.

 

[bhamv3]

And I approve of cookies!

 

[North_Ranger]

And I could be the corrupt customs chief who allows sauna pants to be smuggled in in exchange for chocolate chip cookies.

The Premier of North Rangeria will hand over any would-be sauna pants-smugglers to the expert care of his Secretary of Torture. Also known as Shegokigo.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

You can't make me talk.

 

[North_Ranger]

I don't expect you to talk, Mr Quiet. I expect you to die.

 

[BananaHands]

Just give me a hammock and two palm trees on the island and I'll invest.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I don't expect you to talk, Mr Quiet. I expect you to die.

Oh. Whew.

That is a load off my mind.

 

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Just give me a hammock and two palm trees on the island and I'll invest.

Sooooo..... would that be a banana hammock, then?