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Pastor Attempts To Cure Teenage Boys Of Homosexuality...

Mar 25, 2011#1

Iaculus

... by having sex with them.

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

Mar 25, 2011#2

@Li3n

Wow, i must be a seer, because that's exactly what i was expecting when i saw the thread title...

Mar 25, 2011#3

bhamv3

My brain, in a wildly desperate attempt to lighten the disgust and anger it felt, tried to find some kind of humor in this situation, and was reminded of this Calvin and Hobbes strip:

Of course, it's not quite the same since he did it 50 times, instead of just the once...

Mar 25, 2011#4

Dave

Yay! Council Bluffs is basically Omaha's retarded younger brother. The geography goes "Omaha /river/ Council Bluffs". CB is also known as "Counciltucky" and is chock full of overweight redneck women, meth addicts with less teeth than a stripped band saw and apparently pedophile ministers. And to think I spent a lot of my youth running around in this town.

Mar 25, 2011#5

AshburnerX

@Li3n said:
Wow, i must be a seer, because that's exactly what i was expecting when i saw the thread title...

I know, right!?

Mar 25, 2011#6

Espy

Barf

Mar 25, 2011#7

North_Ranger

I'm sorry, but the stupidity is just too much, I have to laugh.

Mar 25, 2011#8

@Li3n

Dave said:
and apparently pedophile ministers.

Considering that the victims already had homosexual urges i'm guessing none of them where pre-pubescent, so it's not paedophilia...

Mar 25, 2011#9

Chibibar

@Li3n said:
Considering that the victims already had homosexual urges i'm guessing none of them where pre-pubescent, so it's not paedophilia...

So homosexuality is ok with the churches now? or is that reserve for Pastor and priest only? (Sarcasm)

Mar 25, 2011#10

Tress

@Li3n said:
Considering that the victims already had homosexual urges i'm guessing none of them where pre-pubescent, so it's not paedophilia...

Thank you, Captain Semantics! Clearly he should have called him a pederast instead. That's a super important distinction for this topic, and truly our lives are enriched for having you point that out. :rolleyes:

Mar 25, 2011#11

SpecialKO

I'm always up for some antics.

Mar 25, 2011#12

sixpackshaker

I need to find me a hot, female pastor to cure me of my lecherous ways...

Mar 25, 2011#13

Dave

@Li3n said:
Considering that the victims already had homosexual urges i'm guessing none of them where pre-pubescent, so it's not paedophilia...

From the article:

starting when the boy was 14 years old

Sounds like a pedo to me.

Mar 25, 2011#14

sixpackshaker

Dave said:
Sounds like a pedo to me.

Ephebophilia, but still splitting hairs.
Added at: 17:36
Or still statutory rape.

Mar 25, 2011#15

Dave

sixpackshaker said:
Ephebophilia, but still splitting hairs.
Added at: 17:36
Or still statutory rape.

It's only splitting hairs if they have them, ifyouknowwhatImean.

Mar 25, 2011#16

sixpackshaker

You're going to hell for that.

Mar 25, 2011#17

@Li3n

Dave said:
It's only splitting hairs if they have them, ifyouknowwhatImean.

At 14 there's a good chance they do as i recall...late bloomer Dave, or just too old to remember?

sixpackshaker said:
Or still statutory rape.

So is sleeping with your one month younger girlfriend for one month after you turn 18 in some places...

Really, the fucked up part here would still exist even if everyone was above the age of consent...

Mar 25, 2011#18

Dave

@Li3n said:
At 14 there's a good chance they do as i recall...late bloomer Dave, or just too old to remember?

So your argument for this is that he was mature for his age? :confused:

Mar 25, 2011#19

AshburnerX

Dave said:
So your argument for this is that he was mature for his age?

Mar 26, 2011#20

@Li3n

Dave said:
So your argument for this is that he was mature for his age?

No, it's that at that age most kids would have hair down there if i recall right...

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