Pastor Attempts To Cure Teenage Boys Of Homosexuality...

[Iaculus]

... by having sex with them.

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

 

[@Li3n]

Wow, i must be a seer, because that's exactly what i was expecting when i saw the thread title...

 

[bhamv3]

My brain, in a wildly desperate attempt to lighten the disgust and anger it felt, tried to find some kind of humor in this situation, and was reminded of this Calvin and Hobbes strip:

Of course, it's not quite the same since he did it 50 times, instead of just the once...

 

[Dave]

Yay! Council Bluffs is basically Omaha's retarded younger brother. The geography goes "Omaha /river/ Council Bluffs". CB is also known as "Counciltucky" and is chock full of overweight redneck women, meth addicts with less teeth than a stripped band saw and apparently pedophile ministers. And to think I spent a lot of my youth running around in this town.

 

[AshburnerX]

Wow, i must be a seer, because that's exactly what i was expecting when i saw the thread title...

I know, right!?

 

[Espy]

Barf

 

[North_Ranger]

I'm sorry, but the stupidity is just too much, I have to laugh.

 

[@Li3n]

and apparently pedophile ministers.

Considering that the victims already had homosexual urges i'm guessing none of them where pre-pubescent, so it's not paedophilia...

 

[Chibibar]

Considering that the victims already had homosexual urges i'm guessing none of them where pre-pubescent, so it's not paedophilia...

So homosexuality is ok with the churches now? or is that reserve for Pastor and priest only? (Sarcasm)

 

[Tress]

Considering that the victims already had homosexual urges i'm guessing none of them where pre-pubescent, so it's not paedophilia...

Thank you, Captain Semantics! Clearly he should have called him a pederast instead. That's a super important distinction for this topic, and truly our lives are enriched for having you point that out.

 

[SpecialKO]

I'm always up for some antics.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I need to find me a hot, female pastor to cure me of my lecherous ways...

 

[Dave]

Considering that the victims already had homosexual urges i'm guessing none of them where pre-pubescent, so it's not paedophilia...

From the article:

starting when the boy was 14 years old

Sounds like a pedo to me.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Sounds like a pedo to me.

Ephebophilia, but still splitting hairs.
Added at: 17:36
Or still statutory rape.

 

[Dave]

Ephebophilia, but still splitting hairs.
Added at: 17:36
Or still statutory rape.

It's only splitting hairs if they have them, ifyouknowwhatImean.

 

[sixpackshaker]

You're going to hell for that.

 

[@Li3n]

It's only splitting hairs if they have them, ifyouknowwhatImean.

At 14 there's a good chance they do as i recall...late bloomer Dave, or just too old to remember?

Or still statutory rape.

So is sleeping with your one month younger girlfriend for one month after you turn 18 in some places...

Really, the fucked up part here would still exist even if everyone was above the age of consent...

 

[Dave]

At 14 there's a good chance they do as i recall...late bloomer Dave, or just too old to remember?

So your argument for this is that he was mature for his age?

 

[AshburnerX]

So your argument for this is that he was mature for his age?

 

[@Li3n]

So your argument for this is that he was mature for his age?

No, it's that at that age most kids would have hair down there if i recall right...