When Donald Rumsfeld resigned, Penn Jillette did a whole episode of his radio show devoted to "Rummy Stories". According to these stories, Donald Rumsfeld was a pansexual avant garde LSD dealer, kidney thief, reggae musician, and performance artist who conned his way into the Secretary of Defense position as a long term comedic art piece. 44-ish minutes of free-form improv by the two hosts and a whole bundle of random listeners. It was hilarious, and it was beautiful.
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