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Or, you know, whatever you want me to draw.

[I'll try to hit everything, but feel free to ask any questions if any spring to mind. I'll do my best to answer them all.]

So for the last two semesters, my school district has increased our tuition costs by $10/unit each semester. This semester, it's going to be $49 per unit, last I heard. Being a full time student, I'm left with about $550 worth of fees that I need to pay out of my pocket..

But hey, that's what financial aid is for, right?? Not when you're living at home still, you're white, and middle class. I catch a break from working in the student bookstore, so I get some inside info on the cheapest books, but as far as grants or financial aid goes, I've been denied everything I've signed up for so far. Still, fingers crossed!

So here's the point: I have no business coming to you all asking for money, but I would love to offer my services. Need a drawing of a cute animal? I can do that! Want to see some flappy hooties? Got you covered! I'm not going to set prices, all I ask is that you donate 10 dollars or more for a drawing.

But that's not the limits of my skill! If you're interested, I'd be willing to make a video for you. What kind of video you ask? How about a story by Grandmother Bumble? Or maybe a puppet-esque video like the live action Alfie? Hell, I'll stand in front of the camera and wink at you for six hours if you want me to. A video will only be able to be done for donations of $40 of more... seeing as how they're not as easy to pump out as a drawing and I'd have to set aside more time than a drawing

These are simply guideline donation prices, and you can feel free to donate as little or as much as you want. Every bit will be appreciated.

So, that's my request. Give me a job! Not only a job, but a job I love to do. Entertain you folks!

I'm not sure if this link will work out well, but if it doesn't someone let me know.. Also! Leave a note (if you can? I'm not sure if it gives you a chance...) telling me who you are and what you want!

I'll do my best to turn these out as quickly as possible, though in the past, I have been overwhelmed with how many requests I've gotten, so it's possible it could take a month to get through them all (It's happened before, I'm sorry!)


https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=2ADP3MJUFA4K4

Post your portfolio brah.

Jay said:

Post your portfolio brah.

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http://halforums.com/xenforo/threads/bumble-who-is-a-hack-february-draw-a-day.27103/

If you can set up an Anonymous Paypal donation option, I'll commission some work

Shegokigo said:

If you can set up an Anonymous Paypal donation option, I'll commission some work

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Hmmm.... I'll see if I can figure it out! If anyone knows how to do that, feel free to let me know

I believe Dave does.

Oh ya, those images are making me HOT!

Nah but really man, if I get any money I will throw you some, I like to support artists when I can, but have to make sure I have the funds.

Bumble, are you sure you want to know what gets some members of our forum hot?

ARE YOU?

--Patrick

ScytheRexx said:

Oh ya, those images are making me HOT!

Nah but really man, if I get any money I will throw you some, I like to support artists when I can, but have to make sure I have the funds.

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I don't want anyone spending money they don't have I do appreciate the consideration though, and it's more than what I would expect anyone to give

PatrThom said:

Bumble, are you sure you want to know what gets some members of our forum hot?

ARE YOU?

--Patrick

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I'd be disappointed if people didn't find this page by searching for some mythological creature's member.

In that case, ahem . . .

Minotaur Penis

. . . you're welcome.

What's that? Bumble's gonna draw us some Minotaur Penis? Will he produce the official Halforums Minotaur Penis illustrations? Because we haven't really come to a consensus on what sort of Minotaur Penis we expect to see, have we? After all, Minotaurs have Penises, but since no one's ever seen a Minotaur before in real life, this means we don't really know what their Penis might look like. A Minotaur Penis might resemble a giant cactus for all we know. So I applaud Bumble's Minotaur Penis illustration efforts, I think we should take his version of a Minotaur Penis and accept it as canon. And notice I said "canon" there, I did not say "cannon" as that would be an obvious euphemism for a Minotaur Penis, considering Minotaurs are commonly depicted as being gigantic in size, so their Penises would probably be correspondingly oversized too. That goes without saying, so there's no need to emphasize that a Minotaur Penis would be quite large. If Bumble's going to draw some huge Minotaur Penises, he's probably going to need some extra large paper.

bhamv3 said:

MPMPMPMPMPMPMPMP

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Careful there, bhamv3. Otherwise you might earn yourself a new avatar.



--Patrick

What have I done...

Also, maybe we can lure Dave in here to give me some insider info on how to do some anonymous donation stuff or something..

Oh my God, a grandmother bumble video... I wonder if I have anything valuable to sell...

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:

Hell, I'll stand in front of the camera and wink at you for six hours if you want me to.

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I'm seriously tempted to spend $40 to make you do this.

HowDroll said:

I'm seriously tempted to spend $40 to make you do this.

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My Little Pony, Futashy on Derpyhooves action. Just to make him draw it.

Ravenpoe said:

My Little Pony, Futashy on Derpyhooves action. Just to make him draw it.

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Your vagina is showing.

I mean, if you could successfully draw a banana hand, then I might consider something!

HowDroll said:

Your vagina is showing.

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I swore you to secrecy!

HowDroll said:

Your vagina is showing.

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Really? Which gallery?

--Patrick

Ravenpoe said:

My Little Pony, Futashy on Derpyhooves action. Just to make him draw it.

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I don't even know what this means

I'm pretty sure you'd get educated... unfortunately.

mr_thehun said:

Don't you guys thing Minotaur penis is a little old? How about some Minotaur vagina?

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Don't be gross.

--Patrick

mr_thehun said:

M.P.? Minotaur Penis?

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If the helmet fits...

--Patrick

"I'm not touching that thing."

SeraRelm said:

"I'm not touching that thing."

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If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...

so... drawn any minotaur penis yet?