People of Walmart (site of the day)

[Odie]

http://peopleofwalmart.com/

What a great collection of..... people?

all joking aside I really need to take a camera with me next time I go. The train wrecks in there almost make the trip to get to the store worth it.

 

[Ross]

Whenever I venture into Wal-Mart, I concentrate on what I'm getting, so I don't see the true wretchedness that is other people in Wal-Mart.

 

[Cajungal]

Just the other day I saw this very large woman in white stretch pants. That would have been fine (or at least not noteworthy) except that her shirt was so short and her pants were stretched so tight across her ass that you could see her hot pink thong underneath.

 

[Dave]

So the other day my wife and I were in Walmart and this chick kept staring at my wife's ass. I think it was because of the thong. I should have asked if she wanted to join us.

 

[Cajungal]

Oh, you and that shtick...

Those moments are so awkward. On one hand... does she not know? Should someone tell her? On the other... does she KNOW? I mean, I've told a girl before that her crack was showing. This kind of thing is in the same vein... God, why can't people just cover their asses?!

 

[Gusto]

DOES THAT OLD MAN HAVE BOOBS

 

[Dave]

DOES THAT OLD MAN HAVE BOOBS

Yes. The old man has implants.

 

[Gusto]

Man.

Listen, I'm just gonna throw this out there, and try not to take it the wrong way okay?

The only Walmarts where I've seen weird people that made me deeply uncomfortable were in the States.

 

[Hylian]

I prefer not to look at/make eye contact with anyone in Walmart

 

[Shegokigo]

Wal-Mart at 3am was always fun when I used to go "out all night". You think the MORNING/AFTERNOON crowd is weird/strange? Pfft, 3am is where it's at.

 

[Chad Sexington]

Man.

Listen, I'm just gonna throw this out there, and try not to take it the wrong way okay?

The only Walmarts where I've seen weird people that made me deeply uncomfortable were in the States.

Come to Edmonton. We've got... deeply uncomforting people in our Wal-Mart.

 

[Cajungal]

Wal-Mart at 3am was always fun when I used to go "out all night". You think the MORNING/AFTERNOON crowd is weird/strange? Pfft, 3am is where it's at.

I've never seen more wifebeaters, cheap tattoos, and sad/tired babies.

 

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Oh good, they upgraded. Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me managed to slashdot them a few weeks back.

 

[Jake]

Walmart is prime country for mullet hunting.

 

[Frank]

Man.

Listen, I'm just gonna throw this out there, and try not to take it the wrong way okay?

The only Walmarts where I've seen weird people that made me deeply uncomfortable were in the States.

Come to Edmonton. We've got... deeply uncomforting people in our Wal-Mart.[/QUOTE]

Definitely, especially on Family Allowance or Welfare cheque days.

Ughh.

 

[DarkAudit]

Oh good, they upgraded. Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me managed to slashdot them a few weeks back.

CNN did it to them today. Slow as smurf this morning.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I think that old dude is Colonel Hunter Gatherers...

 

[Shawn]

Makes me wish I took pictures at the Dominatrix convention that was held at the hotel a few years ago.

Though one of these days I might try to sneak a picture of one of the Trannies that come by. The same ones that have an absolute fit if you call them "Sir" and not "Ma'am". As I refuse to call something "Ma'am" that sounds like a man and is probably still "packing", no matter what they are wearing, I just compromise by not using any kind of descriptive title when I address them. I'd rather stoop to "Hey, you!" than get an earful from an ugly-ass man in drag.

 

[Cajungal]

I think that old dude is Colonel Hunter Gatherers...

 

[Chazwozel]

Just the other day I saw this very large woman in white stretch pants. That would have been fine (or at least not noteworthy) except that her shirt was so short and her pants were stretched so tight across her ass that you could see her hot pink thong underneath.

Don't you live in the heart of "fat ass country"? Why the hell is it the fatter the woman, the more revealing her clothing and underwear? Especially thongs! Fat women wear thongs all the time! Are they just easier to buy in larger sizes or what?

 

[Vytamindi]

 

[HoboNinja]

Database Error when I try to go to the site.


Yeah I don't shop at Walmart much anymore. I get groceries at our local chain of stored Hy-Vee or sometimes at Aldi's or Farewy but mostly Hy-Vee.

But when I do go, it's usually at like 3 in the morning when everything is closed and there are some weird ass people at those times.

 

[sixpackshaker]

The one Wal-mart vision that I can not mind-bleach even after 15 years...

This huge (I'm 6' 300lb, and this guy dwarfed me) white dude with really dark skin (yeah, I know) wearing a wife beater. The guy was amazingly hairy, so hairy that his back hair stood 3 inches long. So his wife beater just kind of held part of his body hair down, so there were these noticeable gaps of no hair on his shoulders. and he was bald too. what a curse, ape level of body hair and a bald head.

 

[GeneralOrder24]

Just the other day I saw this very large woman in white stretch pants. That would have been fine (or at least not noteworthy) except that her shirt was so short and her pants were stretched so tight across her ass that you could see her hot pink thong underneath.

Don't you live in the heart of "fat ass country"? Why the hell is it the fatter the woman, the more revealing her clothing and underwear? Especially thongs! Fat women wear thongs all the time! Are they just easier to buy in larger sizes or what?[/QUOTE]

If I had to guess, I'd say that fat chicks have more sex than regular chicks because from what I've witnessed, they are easy marks for dudes trying to get laid. Since they have so many guys that want to sleep with them, they figure they should dress sexy.

PS: Odie, what xbox game are you playing that we're not allowed to know about yet? :-P

 

[Shegokigo]

If I had to guess, I'd say that fat chicks have more sex than regular chicks because from what I've witnessed, they are easy marks for dudes trying to get laid. Since they have so many guys that want to sleep with them, they figure they should dress sexy.

I'm gonna go with "no way". Simply by what I've personally witnessed. Now this might not be "correct" in the larger scale of things, but the bigger girls in my work and previous jobs could never get laid on a consistant basis, where the hotter ones were laid out at least 2-3x a week.

 

[ThatGrinningIdiot!]

Hooray for oversimplifications!

 

[sixpackshaker]

Hooray for oversimplifications!

It is not oversimple, they were just easy.

 

[SeraRelm]

If I had to guess, I'd say that fat chicks have more sex than regular chicks because from what I've witnessed, they are easy marks for dudes trying to get laid. Since they have so many guys that want to sleep with them, they figure they should dress sexy.

I'm gonna go with "no way". Simply by what I've personally witnessed. Now this might not be "correct" in the larger scale of things, but the bigger girls in my work and previous jobs could never get laid on a consistant basis, where the hotter ones were laid out at least 2-3x a week.[/QUOTE]

By you.

 

[GeneralOrder24]

If I had to guess, I'd say that fat chicks have more sex than regular chicks because from what I've witnessed, they are easy marks for dudes trying to get laid. Since they have so many guys that want to sleep with them, they figure they should dress sexy.

I'm gonna go with "no way". Simply by what I've personally witnessed. Now this might not be "correct" in the larger scale of things, but the bigger girls in my work and previous jobs could never get laid on a consistant basis, where the hotter ones were laid out at least 2-3x a week.[/QUOTE]

You may be right, but I've been on enough blind dates with rancors to learn they get way way waaaaay more action then they should. It's kind of depressing, actually.

Also, rancor is NOT an exaggeration.

 

[Jay]

This website is awesome. So many skanks, so little time.

 

[Gared]

Don't get me wrong, Wal Mart is bad around here, but the local Kmarts are where the real ugly happens. And the staff ain't exactly beauty pageant winners or Rhodes scholars either.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Now there needs to be a 'People of Dollar Palace' website. The famous newspaper blurb, where the interviewee said, "I like going to Dollar Palace because you don't have to get dressed up like you are going to Walmart."

 

[Rob King]

Don't get me wrong, Wal Mart is bad around here, but the local Kmarts are where the real ugly happens. And the staff ain't exactly beauty pageant winners or Rhodes scholars either.

K-Mart?! MAAAN, that sure reminds me of my childhood. I used to think K-Mart was awesome when I was like ... 6, and all I cared about was Legos. We used to have a K-Mart and a Zeller's. Then Zellers took over where K-Mart used to be, and the old Zellers became a Dominion, and then five years later we got a Wal*Mart, and everything else just went to hell.

 

[phil]

When I worked at wal-mart overnight I only had two moments when I didn't know what I was looking at.

The first was when this chick was walking around in a holloween costume. An extra slutty kind I might add. I was not expecting to see that at 2am.

The other was when I heard someone behind me ask me where the shampoo was. It was a light voice, and sounded like a woman in her 40s perhaps. It actually was a large transvestite. S/he was nice though, and a turned out to be a regular.

 

[rabbitgod]

Oh man, that website is gold.

I haven't been to Wal Mart in years. I live in this area of the city where there are few big box stores and even fewer Walmarts.

But the area where I grew up had a Wal Mart and a K Mart right next to each other. A small wash was all that seperated them.

It was also close to two Native American reservations. One of them has the highest per capita rate of type 2 diabetes and something like 60-70% obese (full on obese not just overweight). Normally they are fairly modest people in dress so I haven't had to bleach my eyes that much, but it is still Wal Mart so it's going to happen no matter how much you wish it wouldn't.