Nerf guns eh? Let me tell you a story.
Frog was going to cross a river, but Scorpion approached him, saying 'please carry me on your back across this river.'
'Scorpion,' the Frog replied, 'if I carry you on my back, how do I know you will not sting me?'
'I will not sting you. I swear it,' Scorpion assured Frog, so Frog allowed Scorpion to climb onto his back and they began to cross the river. However, when they reached the deepest part of the river, Scorpion stung Frog, paralyzing him and thus preventing him from swimming....
'Why have you done this?' Frog asked Scorpion as he died. 'Now we will both drown.'
'Because it is my nature,' Scorpion whispered, and they drowned together.
Now here's how that story goes with you nuts running around with nerf guns
Frog was going to cross a river, but Scorpion approached him, saying 'please carry me on your back across this river.'
'Scorpion,' the Frog replied, 'if I carry you on my back, how do I know you will not sting me?'
'I will not sting you. I swear it,' Scorpion assured Frog, so Frog allowed Scorpion to climb onto his back and they began to cross the river. However, when they reached the deepest part of the river, Scorpion tried to sting the frog, but the frog had his gun on his head, blocking the blow....
Now pissed off, the frog gets his gun quickly and starts shooting at the scorpion. When they reach the other side, the scorpion pleas for his life before getting shot.
And that's why I support a nerf ban
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Picked up my first Glock today. Normally I go for nice respectable pistols, but I felt like being a whore. It was like the cheap tawdry plastic like the kind you would find in a Chinatown market. There was no exposed hammer - decocking would be a problem and single-action non-existent. The square slide made it look like I was holding some mass-produced low quality firearm for retards.
I took it to the range and shot a few magazines off. When putting it away however, it slipped and well, I guess hitting the ground made it go off because it shot me in the leg. Then as I was cleaning it, I fired the gun to disassemble it and even though I checked the barrel and removed the magazine, the glock has a bad habit of hiding bullets. Unfortunately, I was holding the gun backwards so I got hit in the chest as well. Now I'm in the hospital 550 in the hole with the Glock in the evidence locker oh and also, the glock misfired twice while being transported to the station, killing a cop and two bystanders.
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