How do you like your steak?
Depends on where I get it, but at a place where I'd go just to get steak, I go medium rare every time.
Which continent (outside Antarctica) would you never want to live in?
Africa across the board has three things in spades that don't really agree with me biologically - heat, vegetation, animals. Granted, cities in Africa would involve dealing with a whole lot less of that, but if I'm going to hole myself up in a city in Africa, I may as well just stay where I am in the USA.
Are zoos cool or are they terrible animal prisons?
Zoos are cool, terrible animal prisons.
What is your favorite adult beverage?
Frozen fruity drinks, no contest. Daiquiri or margarita. I like my drinks to taste sweet, so drinking beer for the sake of feeling secure in my masculinity seems like a poor reason.
Leads to a bit of a funny story, in college, a buddy of mine and I were dateless one Valentine's day, so we just went out to a bar together and I really played up the fruity drink enjoyment to the bartender and patrons. The buddy of mine was completely embarrassed, so I amplified the subtext.
Two years later, he discovered/accepted he was gay, and thinks that night was the most hilarious thing ever in hindsight.
Iced in the summer, hot in the winter, and never anywhere in between.