Ok, you've made me re-think my whole home theater. I'm pretty well positioned to cash in and go big!
You have enough children to sell at least one of them into white slavery. And not even notice, probably.Sadly the projector fund wasn't enough to get all the bells and whistles, such as glasses and a 3D bluray player, but it turns out the viewsonic currently has a promotion for two free pairs of 3D glasses (and a 'free' 80" pull down screen that has only $48 S&H ). Too bad they didn't simply include the glasses in the box! I'm going to hold off on buying a 3D bluray player until I can get a good deal on one.
Just don't try and get rid of Kag's, I'm sure she'll notice and being a hunted man doesn't strike me as your dreamYou have enough children to sell at least one of them into white slavery. And not even notice, probably.
I think Kags and I share that one? I remember something about a kidnapping?Just don't try and get rid of Kag's, I'm sure she'll notice and being a hunted man doesn't strike me as your dream
And now I'm picturing @LittleKagsin all dressed up in English riding gear, astride a horse, yelling "Unleash the hou... Um, sorry, Unleash the foxes!" as she begins her own version of a fox hunt.Just don't try and get rid of Kag's, I'm sure she'll notice and being a hunted man doesn't strike me as your dream
Well, I'm not gonna be able to read it correctly anymore.I keep reading this thread title as projectile ejaculation. I am ashamed of myself.
Naw, we share Jay's kid, who we kidnapped upon arrival into this world. I out-sourced to Stieny before we partnered up.I think Kags and I share that one? I remember something about a kidnapping?
I don't know. It's early.
AH, this makes me so happy.And now I'm picturing @LittleKagsin all dressed up in English riding gear, astride a horse, yelling "Unleash the hou... Um, sorry, Unleash the foxes!" as she begins her own version of a fox hunt.
Right, right. It's hard keeping my evil acts separate.Naw, we share Jay's kid, who we kidnapped upon arrival into this world. I out-sourced to Stieny before we partnered up.
You really need to get a minion to two to handle some of this. You'll never be able to become more than a lower tier almost-annoyingly-evil overlord if you can't keep this stuff straight, and minions can help with that.Right, right. It's hard keeping my evil acts separate.
I think I am a minion? I've been trying to be @Emrys #2, at all events. I suppose there's no reason I couldn't have minions of my own.You really need to get a minion to two to handle some of this. You'll never be able to become more than a lower tier almost-annoyingly-evil overlord if you can't keep this stuff straight, and minions can help with that.
Well yeah, no good minion doesn't have a few backup plans to replace their master, and it'd only be natural for you to increase your favor with Emrys by multiplying your synergies and creating balanced needs-based functionalities by diversifying your scalable systemic structure.I think I am a minion? I've been trying to be @Emrys #2, at all events. I suppose there's no reason I couldn't have minions of my own.
Absolutely you can have minions of your own. Just ensure that they swear ultimate allegence to me and everything will be good.I think I am a minion? I've been trying to be @Emrys #2, at all events. I suppose there's no reason I couldn't have minions of my own.
Yeah, I'm keeping an eye on him.Well yeah, no good minion doesn't have a few backup plans to replace their master,
This made me laugh loudly at work. The employees are afraid.multiplying your synergies and creating balanced needs-based functionalities by diversifying your scalable systemic structure.
Can I borrow it... for... other... reasons....I'll even let you borrow part of my dungeon if you have discipline problems.
You may have to increase your family rental rate to TWO dollars per bulb hour, owing to how nice it is.[Gushes over new projector]
Stop it. This thread is now about beating minions.You may have to increase your family rental rate to TWO dollars per bulb hour, owing to how nice it is.
--Patrick
Might be. I'd certainly be able to get the blue ray player, 3D glasses, and speaker system a lot sooner that way.You may have to increase your family rental rate to TWO dollars per bulb hour, owing to how nice it is.
--Patrick
I'm sure you could rig one up that dispenses X minutes of Internet (for the kids' machines) per quarter inserted.If I had more time I'd build a controller with a coin acceptor that would force us to actually pay for it as we use it.
Then I'd put one on the shower so my oldest son would have to choose between having money or having 30 minute long hot showers right before mine.
Ooh, or minecraft! I'd make a killing, might fund my retirement in fact.I'm sure you could rig one up that dispenses X minutes of Internet (for the kids' machines) per quarter inserted.
--Patrick