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PvP Thanksgiving Week

#1

Dave

Dave

Scott is ON IT! Yesterday was amusing to you married guys. Today's is hilarious to everyone.

As always, www.pvponline.com.





#2

Fun Size

Fun Size

Today's was brilliant.


#3

Dave

Dave

I fucking LOVE the vacant expression on the turkey. They are some stupid, stupid birds.

And the city boys thinking they know how to kill an animal is funny.


#4

Hylian

Hylian

I found it funnier than last weeks story but I still only chuckled in my mind and moved on.


#5

Cajungal

Cajungal

:rofl: I like these.


#6

ElJuski

ElJuski

: / first meh of the thread!


#7

Espy

Espy

Yeah, not bad.


#8



Chibibar

I find it pretty funny that they think they can kill a turkey with a shovel (well you can) but man, that is going to ruin the meat big time.


#9

Gusto

Gusto

Buh.

Maybe I'm ambivalent because I got my Thanksgiving all over and done.


#10

Shakey

Shakey

I find it pretty funny that they think they can kill a turkey with a shovel (well you can) but man, that is going to ruin the meat big time.
Not if you hit em in the head. You could probably lop his head right off if you swung hard enough.

I thought it was funny. I may have to put his strip back on my daily rotation.


#11



Soliloquy

This is pretty hilarious, I've gotta say.


#12



Chibibar

I find it pretty funny that they think they can kill a turkey with a shovel (well you can) but man, that is going to ruin the meat big time.
Not if you hit em in the head. You could probably lop his head right off if you swung hard enough.

I thought it was funny. I may have to put his strip back on my daily rotation.[/QUOTE]

well, you don't want to "lop" the head off cause then the meat will be tainted. The best way is to snaps its head so I guess they could do that with a shovel. It is easier with your hand tho.


#13

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

I find it pretty funny that they think they can kill a turkey with a shovel (well you can) but man, that is going to ruin the meat big time.
Not if you hit em in the head. You could probably lop his head right off if you swung hard enough.

I thought it was funny. I may have to put his strip back on my daily rotation.[/QUOTE]

I imagine you could take a turkey's head off with a shovel.

On my grandparents land in oklahoma, we once found a big ol' rats nest under a wood pile. I'm not talking little cute pet rats. I'm talking squirrel-sized monsters.

My grandad ran a garden hose down their bolthole and turned it on. We killed rats by the dozen with shovels as they fled the flood. We cut a fair number of them in two by hitting them with the edge of the shovel.


#14

Shakey

Shakey

I find it pretty funny that they think they can kill a turkey with a shovel (well you can) but man, that is going to ruin the meat big time.
Not if you hit em in the head. You could probably lop his head right off if you swung hard enough.

I thought it was funny. I may have to put his strip back on my daily rotation.[/QUOTE]

well, you don't want to "lop" the head off cause then the meat will be tainted. The best way is to snaps its head so I guess they could do that with a shovel. It is easier with your hand tho.[/QUOTE]

Why would the meat get tainted? When we butchered chickens we would always used an ax to chop off their head.


#15

Steve

Steve

Scott has an intern who is taking some of the work from his desk. This is freeing him up to focus on writing and art and it's definately shown over the past couple of weeks. Hopefully he'll keep the intern around awhile. His art looks absolutely fantastic.


#16

Null

Null

The hardest part about killing your own turkey is overcoming the natural fear of being bit or spurred as you grab it's neck with one hand, then grab it's head and twist it off with the other. Also, wear gloves.


#17

Cajungal

Cajungal

:( Man, if I had to kill my own food I'd be dead.... or just a really good gatherer.


#18

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

You get used to it.

:smashes carrot with club:


#19

Cajungal

Cajungal

:rofl:


#20

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

I find it pretty funny that they think they can kill a turkey with a shovel (well you can) but man, that is going to ruin the meat big time.
Not if you hit em in the head. You could probably lop his head right off if you swung hard enough.

I thought it was funny. I may have to put his strip back on my daily rotation.[/QUOTE]

well, you don't want to "lop" the head off cause then the meat will be tainted. The best way is to snaps its head so I guess they could do that with a shovel. It is easier with your hand tho.[/QUOTE]

Not sure what would get "tainted" because they cut the heads off of turkeys every day of the year.


#21

Dave

Dave

Another winner!



#22



Chibibar

well.. if you just lop off the head and run around the chicken's meat will be "hard" (at least it happen when I was at the farm) when it dies there are some adrenalin or something that cause the chicken to taste different. If you kill it instantly then the meat is softer.

I'm just passing along what my grandmother told me. That is what I did on the farm, snap chicken's head. It is same with catfish, we just bash its brain in with a stick. Yea Thailand is a rough place :)


#23

MindDetective

MindDetective

Another winner!

I dunno, seems a bit cliched to me. Guys want to be manly men and can't bring themselves to do it. A wild animal in the apartment/house/office leads to hijinks. Meh. How about a different spin on things, like a smash cut to them calling the Butterball hotline, asking them how to catch a headless turkey. Or something.


#24

Dave

Dave

Or better yet, tomorrow have Jade show up with a cooked turkey. They think she bought it. In the background there's an axe, some feathers and a bloody apron.


#25

Gusto

Gusto

Or better yet, tomorrow have Jade show up with a cooked turkey. They think she bought it. In the background there's an axe, some feathers and a bloody apron.
And Francis' T-Shirt, in shreds.

Dun dun DUNNN!


#26

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Or better yet, tomorrow have Jade show up with a cooked turkey. They think she bought it. In the background there's an axe, some feathers and a bloody apron.
And Francis' T-Shirt, in shreds.

Dun dun DUNNN![/QUOTE]

Then Cole suddenly disappears.


#27

Cajungal

Cajungal

Heehee, Steve Jobbles.


#28

Gusto

Gusto

And it was all because Leela got slightly different boots.


#29

MindDetective

MindDetective

And it was all because Leela got slightly different boots.
Damn you Gusto! *shake fist* I was going to make a joke about dreadlocks in the garbage disposal.


#30

Gusto

Gusto

Aw.

---------- Post added at 06:11 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:11 PM ----------

And then Jade sleeps with Skull.


#31

MindDetective

MindDetective

"So how do you like the new impulsive me?"

*fart*

"I like it!....I reeeeally like it!"



Er...That's kind of gross if you read that the wrong way...


#32



KarateKidMcFly

"So how do you like the new impulsive me?"

*fart*

"I like it!....I reeeeally like it!"



Er...That's kind of gross if you read that the wrong way...
Whoa woah, WOAH! You mean there's a right way to read that?:eek:


#33

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

When you're between his thighs, it blows you away.


#34



Soliloquy

I've got to hand it to Kurtz. He's ended it about as well as I could ask for.

Kudos, Kurtz!
:clap2:


#35

Hylian

Hylian

funniest PVP in ages :thumbsup:


#36

Gusto

Gusto

Hahahaha!


#37

Timmus

Timmus

Cool, a Settlers of Catan reference.

I have to admit the turkey onomatopoeia he used was pretty damn funny.


#38

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

You know, even with some of the pvp animosity, and the fact that I stopped reading the strip, I still felt compelled to check out the thanksgiving arc.

It's like tradition. And I wasn't disappointed. Funny storyline.


#39

bhamv3

bhamv3

Jade is still hot. That is all.


#40

IronBrig4

IronBrig4

I like the Calvin and Hobbes parody.


#41

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Marcy is still hot. That is all.
Agreed. :uhhuh:-:thumbsup:


#42

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

I don't know what prompted it, but I'll agree with the general feeling around here that things have improved recently and that the Thanksgiving strips in particular were pretty funny.

If it's really the intern helping take pressure off, Scott should keep it up.


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