Not if you hit em in the head. You could probably lop his head right off if you swung hard enough.
I thought it was funny. I may have to put his strip back on my daily rotation.[/QUOTE]
well, you don't want to "lop" the head off cause then the meat will be tainted. The best way is to snaps its head so I guess they could do that with a shovel. It is easier with your hand tho.
Not if you hit em in the head. You could probably lop his head right off if you swung hard enough.
I thought it was funny. I may have to put his strip back on my daily rotation.[/QUOTE]
I imagine you could take a turkey's head off with a shovel.
On my grandparents land in oklahoma, we once found a big ol' rats nest under a wood pile. I'm not talking little cute pet rats. I'm talking squirrel-sized monsters.
My grandad ran a garden hose down their bolthole and turned it on. We killed rats by the dozen with shovels as they fled the flood. We cut a fair number of them in two by hitting them with the edge of the shovel.
Not if you hit em in the head. You could probably lop his head right off if you swung hard enough.
I thought it was funny. I may have to put his strip back on my daily rotation.[/QUOTE]
well, you don't want to "lop" the head off cause then the meat will be tainted. The best way is to snaps its head so I guess they could do that with a shovel. It is easier with your hand tho.[/QUOTE]
Why would the meat get tainted? When we butchered chickens we would always used an ax to chop off their head.
#15
Steve
Scott has an intern who is taking some of the work from his desk. This is freeing him up to focus on writing and art and it's definately shown over the past couple of weeks. Hopefully he'll keep the intern around awhile. His art looks absolutely fantastic.
#16
Null
The hardest part about killing your own turkey is overcoming the natural fear of being bit or spurred as you grab it's neck with one hand, then grab it's head and twist it off with the other. Also, wear gloves.
#17
Cajungal
Man, if I had to kill my own food I'd be dead.... or just a really good gatherer.
Not if you hit em in the head. You could probably lop his head right off if you swung hard enough.
I thought it was funny. I may have to put his strip back on my daily rotation.[/QUOTE]
well, you don't want to "lop" the head off cause then the meat will be tainted. The best way is to snaps its head so I guess they could do that with a shovel. It is easier with your hand tho.[/QUOTE]
Not sure what would get "tainted" because they cut the heads off of turkeys every day of the year.
#21
Dave
Another winner!
#22
Chibibar
well.. if you just lop off the head and run around the chicken's meat will be "hard" (at least it happen when I was at the farm) when it dies there are some adrenalin or something that cause the chicken to taste different. If you kill it instantly then the meat is softer.
I'm just passing along what my grandmother told me. That is what I did on the farm, snap chicken's head. It is same with catfish, we just bash its brain in with a stick. Yea Thailand is a rough place
I dunno, seems a bit cliched to me. Guys want to be manly men and can't bring themselves to do it. A wild animal in the apartment/house/office leads to hijinks. Meh. How about a different spin on things, like a smash cut to them calling the Butterball hotline, asking them how to catch a headless turkey. Or something.
#24
Dave
Or better yet, tomorrow have Jade show up with a cooked turkey. They think she bought it. In the background there's an axe, some feathers and a bloody apron.
Or better yet, tomorrow have Jade show up with a cooked turkey. They think she bought it. In the background there's an axe, some feathers and a bloody apron.
Or better yet, tomorrow have Jade show up with a cooked turkey. They think she bought it. In the background there's an axe, some feathers and a bloody apron.
Whoa woah, WOAH! You mean there's a right way to read that?
#33
Allen, who is Quiet
When you're between his thighs, it blows you away.
#34
Soliloquy
I've got to hand it to Kurtz. He's ended it about as well as I could ask for.
Kudos, Kurtz!
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#35
Hylian
funniest PVP in ages
#36
Gusto
Hahahaha!
#37
Timmus
Cool, a Settlers of Catan reference.
I have to admit the turkey onomatopoeia he used was pretty damn funny.
#38
Ravenpoe
You know, even with some of the pvp animosity, and the fact that I stopped reading the strip, I still felt compelled to check out the thanksgiving arc.
It's like tradition. And I wasn't disappointed. Funny storyline.
I don't know what prompted it, but I'll agree with the general feeling around here that things have improved recently and that the Thanksgiving strips in particular were pretty funny.
If it's really the intern helping take pressure off, Scott should keep it up.