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Apr 4, 2011#1

linglingface

Answer the last question posted.
Ask another question.
Yay, easy and fun! :aaah:

No posts without an answer and question! (...except for this first post...)

So to start us off... pancakes or waffles?

Apr 4, 2011#2

Sparhawk

Waffles.

Nathan's Hot Dog or Pink's Hot Dog?

Apr 4, 2011#3

linglingface

Pink's because I've never even heard of Nathan's!

What is your favorite deli meat?

Apr 4, 2011#4

Officer_Charon

Psh. Pancetta, duh!

Boxers or Briefs?

Apr 4, 2011#5

Terrik

Boxers!

Fire powers or Ice powers?

Apr 4, 2011#6

Jiarn

Ice Powers. More defense!

Girls or Boys?

Apr 4, 2011#7

Sparhawk

Girls.

Flying or telepathy?

Apr 4, 2011#8

ThatNickGuy

Flying!

This or that?

Apr 4, 2011#9

Sparhawk

That.

Walt Disney World or Disneyland California?

Apr 4, 2011#10

LittleSin

Disney World.

Toy Story or Toy Story 2?

Apr 4, 2011#11

strawman

Toy Story.

Charlie Sheen or Martin Sheen?

Apr 4, 2011#12

North_Ranger

Martin Sheen. Or Charlie Sheen when he was still a warlock-in-training.

How many articles of clothing do you have on right now?

Apr 4, 2011#13

LittleSin

Two. ^_-

Do you like going commando?

Apr 4, 2011#14

North_Ranger

Fully so? Yes.

Have you ever tried an illegal substance?

Apr 4, 2011#15

LittleSin

Oh yes.

Cats or dogs?

Apr 4, 2011#16

linglingface

Cats

Animaniacs or Tiny Toons?

Apr 4, 2011#17

Cheesy1

Animaniacs. Pinky and The Brain FTW!

Do you really want to hurt me?

Apr 4, 2011#18

LittleSin

No. I just want to make you cry.

Am I posting to much?

Apr 4, 2011#19

linglingface

No way!

Are you ever gonna give us up, let us down or desert us?

Apr 4, 2011#20

bhamv3

Never!

What's your favorite color?

Apr 4, 2011#21

Ravenpoe

Blue. No, yelloooooooo!

Grits. Yes or no?

Apr 4, 2011#22

Emrys

Aw, hell yeah!

The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?

Apr 4, 2011#23

Ravenpoe

Rolling Stones. Sorry Calleja.

Red or Blue?

Apr 4, 2011#24

Emrys

You have earned the wrath of the Crazy Ferret Lady.

Blue, absolutely.

Mountains or ocean?

Apr 4, 2011#25

Ravenpoe

Can I have a nice flat prairie? Oh, fine. Mountains.

Mario or Sonic?

Apr 4, 2011#26

Emrys

You can have my part of the prairie. I'm moving to the gulf coast this autumn.

Mario.

Football or baseball?

Apr 4, 2011#27

Ravenpoe

I don't like sports, but Football at least isn't boring as hell.

Marilyn Monroe or Jayne Mansfield?

Apr 4, 2011#28

linglingface

Marilyn!

Do you spend too much time here?

Apr 4, 2011#29

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Too many people notice me, so yes.

Would you join a truth or dare thread again?

Apr 4, 2011#30

Emrys

Sure, sounds like fun.

First date - dinner or walk through park?

Apr 4, 2011#31

Ravenpoe

Easier to stalk in the park.

Where do you spend more time, halforums or 4chan?

Apr 4, 2011#32

Terrik

Halforums

Robotech or Battletech?

Apr 4, 2011#33

Cheesy1

Robotech. One of the first anime I ever remember watching as a kid.

Chocolate or Strawberry Quik?

Apr 4, 2011#34

Emrys

@Terrik - Battletech
@Cheesy - chocolate quik. my early morning pick-me-up.

So, Playboy - articles or pictures?

Apr 4, 2011#35

Terrik

Articles---You can find so many more interesting pictures online.

Mass Effect or Dragon Age?

Apr 4, 2011#36

Ravenpoe

There are articles? Also, Hustler.*

Are you mad that I don't have a question?

*internet beats them all

Apr 4, 2011#37

Emrys

Yes. Yes, I am. Ask me a question, dammit!

Facebook or MySpace?

Apr 5, 2011#38

Cheesy1

Definitely Facebook now.

How do you like your eggs?

Apr 5, 2011#39

Bumble the Boy Wonder

~~Facebook.~~ d'oh.

I like my eggs sunny-side-up. Or an omellete

Do you have someone to alert us if something were to happen to you irl? (Yes, some of us will care. Yes, even about YOU.)

Apr 5, 2011#40

Emrys

Not here, just my family. I'll add that to my list.

If an alien ship offered you a chance to explore the galaxy but you wouldn't be able to return, would you go?

Apr 5, 2011#41

Ravenpoe

Are there blue alien women? Either way, I'd do it.

George Clooney or Paul Newman?

Apr 5, 2011#42

Emrys

Definitely Paul Newman, with or without the salad dressing.

Do you sleep too much, too little, or just enough?

Apr 5, 2011#43

Cajungal

Probably too little.

Do you like to swim?

Apr 5, 2011#44

Bumble the Boy Wonder

I love to swim, but hate diving/jumping in.

When's your bedtime? (approx.)

Apr 5, 2011#45

Cheesy1

Lately, between 10:30 and 11:00.

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?

Apr 5, 2011#46

Ravenpoe

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

Bicycle or Fat Bottomed Girls?

Apr 5, 2011#47

TommiR

Bicycle.

Is the glass half empty, or half full?

Apr 5, 2011#48

ThatNickGuy

Either way, I'm getting more beer.

Did you expect the Spanish Inquisition?

Apr 5, 2011#49

TommiR

No, nobody did.

To be, or not to be?

Apr 5, 2011#50

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Definitely to be!

Ever been someone's booty call?

Apr 5, 2011#51

Tress

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
Definitely to be!

Ever been someone's booty call?

Yes! It's really fun under the right circumstances.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?

Apr 5, 2011#52

Baerdog

Telekinesis. I could fly around and not have to worry about parking and also not have to worry about having to get up from the couch for another beer.

Space station or underwater base?

Apr 5, 2011#53

Grytpipe-Thynne

Space. I can't swim!!

Mum or Dad?

Apr 5, 2011#54

HCGLNS

Dad.

Constitutional Monarchy or Democratic Republic?

Apr 5, 2011#55

Jiarn

Constitutional Monarchy

What is your quest?

Apr 5, 2011#56

Ravenpoe

Jiarn said:
Constitutional Monarchy

What is your quest?

To protect the world from devastation. To unite all people within our nation.

Pibb or dr pepper

Apr 5, 2011#57

HCGLNS

Dr Pepper!

Steak should be served blue or medium rare?

Apr 5, 2011#58

Emrys

~~Dr Pepper. Mr Pibb tastes like ferret pee.~~

~~Not that I've ever accidentally tasted ferret pee before... (I'm gonna go sit in a corner)~~

Rare is best, in my opinion. I don't like my steak to moo.

Did you wake up too early this morning?

Apr 5, 2011#59

Baerdog

Yes.

Did you go to bed too late last night?

Apr 5, 2011#60

Emrys

Oh, definitely so.

Pajamas or not?

Apr 5, 2011#61

Jiarn

Boxers.

Green or Yellow?

Apr 5, 2011#62

Baerdog

Green.

Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network?

Apr 5, 2011#63

Jiarn

Cartoon Network. It shows anime!

Sword or Mace?

Apr 5, 2011#64

Cajungal

Mace!
Would you rather eat curry or a cheeseburger?

Apr 5, 2011#65

Cog

Cheeseburger.

Silent hill or Resident Evil?

Apr 5, 2011#66

Gusto

Silent Hill.

Asari or Twi'lek?

Apr 5, 2011#67

Jiarn

Twi'lek! Slave girls for sure!

Batman with preperation vs Green Lantern (Hal-Jordan post Crisis post Paralax)

Apr 5, 2011#68

sixpackshaker

Green Lantern, He's basically a god.

Who would win, Superman or Mighty Mouse?

Apr 5, 2011#69

Baerdog

Mighty Mouse, because the underdog always wins.

Speaking of which...Underdog or Honk Kong Phooey?

Apr 5, 2011#70

sixpackshaker

Hong Kong Phooey... Scatman Caruthers was the BOMB!

If you were left one choice... Miller Lite or Bud Light?

Apr 5, 2011#71

Emrys

~~Hong Kong Phooey. He changes in a filing cabinet and has a weird-ass car.~~

I don't drink beer. Can I have a third choice?

Pixar, Dreamworks, or Disney?

Apr 5, 2011#72

Cog

Ghibli.

How do you like your coffee?

Apr 5, 2011#73

Jiarn

With Soy Milk, Caramel, and chocolate syrup, while frozen.

Good or Evil?

Apr 5, 2011#74

Gryfter

Evil.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Apr 5, 2011#75

Emrys

~~Evil is generally more fun.~~

Ask Mr Owl.

Lawful or chaotic?

Apr 5, 2011#76

ThatNickGuy

Lawful.

Clayface vs. The Sandman (Spidey villain). Who wins?

Apr 5, 2011#77

sixpackshaker

We all lose. Sandman would dry out Clayface...

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

Apr 5, 2011#78

Jiarn

Nope, it was weird.

Beard or Goatee?

Apr 5, 2011#79

Hylian

depends on the style but for me I would have to say goatee since I can't grow a beard yet

Do you reheat leftover pizza before you eat it?

Apr 5, 2011#80

Cajungal

If veggie, no. If meaty, yes.

TV shows: Crime show or comedy (if you had to watch only one type forever)

Apr 5, 2011#81

strawman

Yes. Put the pizza slices on the pizza tray, pop it in the oven, and turn the oven on to 350. 8-10 minutes, but it's worth it for the crispy warm crust and melted cheese, rather than eating it cold, or worse - microwaving it and ending up with a soggy floppy for lunch.

Ugh, I have to go with crime. There are way too many really bad comedy shows to risk it. Though I'm really into castle, so crime with a side of comedy is the best. (And no, the pun and YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH isn't comedy)

Spring or Autumn?

Apr 5, 2011#82

Tress

1) Comedy. Good comedy, ideally.

2) Autumn. The best colors of the year, plus I like cool and windy weather. And the best holidays!

Question: Sitting or standing?

Apr 5, 2011#83

Emrys

Um... what are we doing?

I'll go with standing.

Potato chips or tortilla chips?

Apr 5, 2011#84

Hylian

If I am dipping into salsa than I prefer tortilla chips but otherwise potato chips

would you rather have warp capable ships or replicator technology?

Apr 5, 2011#85

Gryfter

Replicator tech all the way.

Lando Callrissian, slimy bureaucrat or smooth operator?

Apr 5, 2011#86

sixpackshaker

Slimy Operator

Shopping, paper or plastic - ie currency.

Apr 5, 2011#87

HCGLNS

sixpackshaker said:
Slimy Operator

Shopping, paper or plastic - ie currency.

Metal.

Spam eggs sausage and spam or spam baked beans spam spam sausage and spam?

Apr 5, 2011#88

Emrys

~~Plastic. I'm waiting for the all-in-one ID/debit/credit/drivers license/etc to go with my flying car.~~

I don't like Spam!

Actually, I don't. It's gross.

Apple or PC?

Apr 5, 2011#89

sixpackshaker

Apples are PC's

Live free or die?

Apr 5, 2011#90

Emrys

It depends on who's doing the dying.

Larger state - Texas or Alaska?

Apr 5, 2011#91

sixpackshaker

Texas is the biggest state
North South East or West
Alaska doesn't really count
It's bigger than the rest. --Austin Lounge Lizards

Prokofiev or Mozart?

Apr 5, 2011#92

linglingface

Mozart because I don't know the other one.

Cactuar or Tonberry?

Apr 5, 2011#93

Null

Cactuar, if the party's high enough level to one-shot him. Tonberries are why I never finished FFVII.

Half-elf or Half-orc?

Apr 5, 2011#94

Jiarn

Half-Elf for the bonuses to Intelligence. I'd rather be able to heal myself better than do more damage!

Jasmine or Esmerelda?

Apr 5, 2011#95

Null

Jasmine

.45 ACP or .40 S&W?

Apr 5, 2011#96

Officer_Charon

.45 ACP. Is this even a question?

Death and glory, or life and mediocrity?

Apr 5, 2011#97

Hylian

I instantly want to say Death and glory but I also know who I am and I feel I would chicken out and go for life and mediocrity all the while wondering if I had made the right choice.

Bacon or sausage with your eggs?

Apr 5, 2011#98

Gusto

Sausage forever.

Rye or rum?

Apr 5, 2011#99

North_Ranger

Whisky.

Omnipotence or omniscience?

Apr 5, 2011#100

Emrys

To do all without knowing or to know all without doing? Tough choice. I'll go with omnipotence.

Spring, summer, autumn, or winter?

Apr 5, 2011#101

North_Ranger

If this was about Changeling: The Lost, Spring, definitely.

Otherwise, tough choice. Do I bitch about it being rainy and watery and dangerously slippery, too goddamn hot and humid, miserably wet and spooky though with dashes of color, or cold enough to freeze off uncovered extremities? Choices, choices, choices... eh, summer. At least then I have an excuse for not wearing a damn thing.

Aliens attack the planet to take our women to their alien breeding program. What do you do?

Apr 5, 2011#102

sixpackshaker

~~I wish I had a spring or fall, 8 months of Summer and 4 months of winterish weather more like other people's fall.~~

Drink whiskey all day and never shave again.

Blue Pill or Red Pill?

Apr 5, 2011#103

North_Ranger

Ask Morpheus how his glasses stay on.

The Twilight choice: beastiality or necrophilia?

Apr 5, 2011#104

Jiarn

Beastiality. At least it's warm.

Very hot climate or very cold climate?

Apr 5, 2011#105

Officer_Charon

Stick me in the fridge!

Fire, PD or EMS?

Apr 5, 2011#106

Jiarn

To join? Fire Department. No offence, I just wouldn't want the responsibility of a gun, plus the shifts at the Fire Dept are pretty interesting around here.

Live in Post Apocolyptic Zombie Earth or Fallout Earth?

Apr 5, 2011#107

Emrys

Fallout Earth. I could read by the light of the glow-in-the-dark radioactive mutants.

Stuffing or potatoes?

Apr 5, 2011#108

Hylian

stuffing

Cake or pie?

Apr 5, 2011#109

Emrys

Ooooo, pie! <drool>

The Simpsons or Futurama?

Apr 5, 2011#110

Hylian

Futurama

Zoidberg or Bender?

Apr 5, 2011#111

Emrys

Oooooh, tough one. I'm going to have to go with Bender.

Hedonismbot or Robot Devil?

Apr 5, 2011#112

Hylian

Robot Devil

Professor Farnsworth or Professor Wernstrom?

Apr 5, 2011#113

General Specific

WERNSTROM! :mad:

Heath Ledger's Joker or Mark Hamill's Joker?

Apr 5, 2011#114

Cheesy1

Hamill's all the way!

Why so serious?

Apr 5, 2011#115

HCGLNS

Cheesy1 said:
Hamill's all the way!

Why so serious?

Crushing problems at home and abroad.

Lager or ale?

Apr 5, 2011#116

Null

Lager.

Pathfinder, RIFTS, or Shadowrun?

Apr 5, 2011#117

Officer_Charon

Rifts FTW! (Although Shadowrun is a close second)

What do you fear?

Apr 5, 2011#118

HCGLNS

Officer_Charon said:
Rifts FTW! (Although Shadowrun is a close second)

What do you fear?

Bridges.

South Detroit or North Detroit?

Apr 5, 2011#119

Hylian

losing the ability to think clearly and to start forgetting things. So basically losing my mind.

If you could go back into time and change 1 event but you could never undo your action no matter the consequences what change would you make?

Apr 5, 2011#120

General Specific

Neither Detroit

I would keep my uncle from being killed by the car that hit him.

~~Michelle Rodriguez~~ Question was removed

G.I. Joe or Cobra?

Apr 5, 2011#121

Officer_Charon

Yo Joe!

(I'm confused... Michelle Rodriguez scares you?)

Chevrolet or Dodge?

Apr 5, 2011#122

Null

If we're talking muscle cars, I'd take the Camaro over the Challenger any day of the week.

I'd asked Michelle Rodriguez or Zoe Saldana, which is what Gen was answering.

Apr 5, 2011#123

Cheesy1

No question, freebie points!

Mashed potatoes and gravy or biscuits and gravy?

Apr 5, 2011#124

Null

Biscuits and Gravy

peanut butter or chocolate?

Apr 5, 2011#125

strawman

Yes!

Post its, or 3x5 cards?

Apr 5, 2011#126

Null

3x5 cards.

Little Lion Man or The Cave?

Apr 5, 2011#127

General Specific

The Cave

Peanut Butter M&Ms or Reese's Pieces?

Apr 5, 2011#128

Jiarn

Reese's Pieces for life. Hands down the best widely available candy I've ever had. As a matter of fact, I'm going to go buy some right now.

Babydoll or Amber?

Apr 5, 2011#129

General Specific

Babydoll, nothing wrong with Amber, just oh my god, Babydoll.

Six of one or half-dozen of the other?

Apr 5, 2011#130

Chad Sexington

Half a dozen of the other. I like the letter z.

What's your kinkiest fetish?

Apr 5, 2011#131

Officer_Charon

Not something I'll discuss in this context. We'll just say that I'm in an appropriate profession *evil grin*

Indy I II or III?

Apr 5, 2011#132

Cheesy1

Indy 3. I don't know why, but it's my favorite of the series.

Barry White or Luther Vandross?

Apr 5, 2011#133

linglingface

Vandross

Trololo or Rickroll?

Apr 5, 2011#134

General Specific

Trololololololololololololo

Welcome to the Jungle or Welcome Home (Sanitarium)?

Apr 5, 2011#135

Officer_Charon

Oooh... tough one... I'll have to stick with my roots and roll with Sanitarium.

Preferred method of relaxation?

Apr 5, 2011#136

Gusto

Orgasm.

Dwarves or elves?

Apr 5, 2011#137

Officer_Charon

DORFS!

Platinum or Palladium?

Apr 5, 2011#138

Gusto

Platinum, the rarest, in my experience, element of the Mass Effect galaxy.

What is my middle name?

Apr 5, 2011#139

Cajungal

GARY!

What is mine?

Apr 5, 2011#140

linglingface

Duckie

What is the weirdest thing someone's asked you to do?

Apr 5, 2011#141

Officer_Charon

Do a striptease in Applebees while wearing my dress blues.

Where is the MOST delicious place you've ever eaten

Apr 5, 2011#142

General Specific

A little hole in the wall place in Savannah, GA (not sucking up), called something like the Savannah grill that literally had steaks you could cut with your fork. Awesome.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Apr 5, 2011#143

Cheesy1

42.

Do I make you horny, baby?

Apr 5, 2011#144

Ravenpoe

Yes. Rwor.

Should I ever make that noise again?

Apr 5, 2011#145

Gryfter

No.... seriously no.

What time is it?

Apr 5, 2011#146

Ravenpoe

Tool Time!

Cheese?

Apr 5, 2011#147

General Specific

Yes, please.

The following statement is true.
The previous statement is false.

Did I just break your brain?

Apr 5, 2011#148

Emrys

My brain broke the moment I joined Halforums.

Immovable object or irresistible force?

Apr 5, 2011#149

Ravenpoe

I'm an irresistible force!

Is that what she said?

Apr 5, 2011#150

Gusto

No, not really.

Would you fuck Seth Rogen?

Apr 5, 2011#151

Emrys

Only if he promised to respect me in the morning.

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Apr 5, 2011#152

Ravenpoe

Star Wars, of course.

But trek related:
T'Pol or Seven of Nine?

Apr 6, 2011#153

Null

Jeri Ryan, hands down.

Most touching moment in Futurama?

Apr 6, 2011#154

Jiarn

Star Wars or Star Trek (All encompassing, TV, Movies, Novels)?

Apr 6, 2011#155

Grytpipe-Thynne

Star Wars.

Clapton or Hendrix

Apr 6, 2011#156

Jiarn

Clapton. Cocaine forever.

Cup'O Noodles or Cambells?

Apr 6, 2011#157

linglingface

Cup'o Noodles!

Favorite holiday?

Apr 6, 2011#158

Emrys

My birthday!

OK, really it's Hallowe'en.

So speaking of which, favourite Hallowe'en costume?

Apr 6, 2011#159

sixpackshaker

My self and bro did Nuns on the Run.

Favorite Halloween costume to "see" at parties?

Apr 6, 2011#160

phil

The chick who just wears her underwear because fuck it, ya know?

Am I doing it right?

Apr 6, 2011#161

Hylian

Nope, not at all

Have you ever wondered what human flesh tastes like?

Apr 6, 2011#162

Philosopher B.

Why yes, I have. I think everyone has!

Will you be having the chicken or the sea bass?

Apr 6, 2011#163

Emrys

Is it mutant sea bass from off the coast of Japan? If so, I'll take it.

Is it live or is it Memorex?

Apr 6, 2011#164

Gryfter

I really can't tell.

Conan or Thundarr?

Apr 6, 2011#165

Chibibar

Thundaar!!! I love post apocalyptic cartoon!

What taste better? blue or Yellow?

Apr 6, 2011#166

linglingface

Yellow

Childhood pet's name?

Apr 6, 2011#167

North_Ranger

Pörrö ('Fluffy'). But he was a toy dog since Mom was and is terrified of dogs.

Are you too sexy for your shirt?

Apr 6, 2011#168

Emrys

Well, hell yeah. I'm too sexy for everyone's shirt.

Do they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall?

Apr 6, 2011#169

sixpackshaker

Yes 42.

What is best in life?

Apr 6, 2011#170

North_Ranger

To crush your women, see them lamenting before you, and hear the driving of their enemies. No wait, that didn't go right...

Axe or sword?

Apr 6, 2011#171

Emrys

~~Oooo, ooo, I know. Pick me!~~
~~To crush your enemies, to drive them before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!~~
~~Preferably before your morning coffee.~~

I'm not strong enough to swing a battleaxe but it's a cool-ass weapon.

Can I go home and take a nap?

Apr 6, 2011#172

Hylian

Sword

Pizza or calzones?

Apr 6, 2011#173

North_Ranger

Pizza, thank you.

Spaghetti or lasagna?

Apr 6, 2011#174

Emrys

I make a delish lasagna florentine, with freshly baked garlic bread.

Left or right?

Apr 6, 2011#175

sixpackshaker

Three rights to make a left.

Should I run from people wearing "Sexy Grandpa" T-Shirts?

Apr 6, 2011#176

Hylian

No you should learn to embrace your family

Air conditioning or window down?

Apr 6, 2011#177

Emrys

Dear gods, yes! Run for your life!

Bob Clampett or Tex Avery?

Apr 6, 2011#178

Chibibar

~~You wouldn't run from Dave would you?~~
Bob Clampett

How many licks does it takes to get to the center of the tootsie pop?

Apr 6, 2011#179

Gusto

All of them.

How many pages before Chibi repeated a question?

Apr 6, 2011#180

Gryfter

4

What is your quest?

Apr 6, 2011#181

phil

To mess up a pop culture reference

Want to go camping?

Apr 6, 2011#182

Cheesy1

Sure, but you bring your OWN tent this time! :hide:

The power to control the universe is in which finger?

Apr 6, 2011#183

Emrys

Mine.

Can I tell you what I want, what I really, really want?

Apr 6, 2011#184

sixpackshaker

No

WHAT IS LOVE?!

Apr 6, 2011#185

Chibibar

Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

(sorry for repeat question)
Is it bad to NOT read all pages and post questions?

Apr 6, 2011#186

strawman

~~DON'T HURT ME!~~

Yes, it's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad.

Chili with milk, or without?

Apr 6, 2011#187

Emrys

With.

Favourite sandwich?

Apr 6, 2011#188

North_Ranger

Smoked veal, homemade cheese and a dash of ketchup.

Favourite dish?

Apr 6, 2011#189

sixpackshaker

Pollo del Mar - Chicken, Butter and Shrimp... in order of ingredients.

Favorite 80's New Wave band?

Apr 6, 2011#190

Emrys

My grandmother's gumbo.

Favourite snack?

Apr 6, 2011#191

North_Ranger

Sausage chop.

Favourite late-night snack?

Apr 6, 2011#192

Hylian

Taco Bell

What food makes you wax nostalgic?

Apr 6, 2011#193

sixpackshaker

BBQ Lays Chips

What soda water reminds you of being a little kid?

Apr 6, 2011#194

Emrys

Orange Nehi.

Is it wrong that whenever I hear "American Pie", I start singing Weird Al's version?

Apr 6, 2011#195

Jiarn

Yes, do not disgrace a classic.

Heal or Harm?

Apr 6, 2011#196

Null

Heal, unless dealing with undead.

Aston-Martin, Jaguar, or Lotus?

Apr 6, 2011#197

Chad Sexington

Aston-Martin

Binary questions: Love or hate?

Apr 6, 2011#198

Null

Love

Bejeweled or Tower Defense?

Apr 6, 2011#199

Jiarn

Tower Defense. Plants vs Zombies ftw

Favorite Movie Monster?

Apr 6, 2011#200

Null

Kaiju: Godzilla ; non-Kaiju: Vermithrax Pejorative

Peyton Manning or Eli Manning?

Apr 6, 2011#201

Cheesy1

Peyton.

Donald or Daffy?

Apr 6, 2011#202

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Daffy.

Whats your biggest dream

Apr 6, 2011#203

Terrik

当然是。你太坏了，Thehun先生

Soda or Pop?

Apr 7, 2011#204

linglingface

Soda

Favorite smiley?

Apr 7, 2011#205

Gusto

Hasn't been available since Halforum Prime.

What are you still doing up?

Apr 7, 2011#206

Cheesy1

Can't sleep, clown will eat me! Can't sleep, clown will eat me!

Dessert Pies or Pot Pies?

Apr 7, 2011#207

linglingface

All your pies are belong to ME.

How do you like your eggs?

Apr 7, 2011#208

Gryfter

Android

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Apr 7, 2011#209

Terrik

Only in Silicon Valley

Apr 7, 2011#210

Terrik

No I do not, thank goodness.

Duck stomach or cow tongue?

Apr 7, 2011#211

North_Ranger

As something to throw at Timo Soini? Cow tongue.

What's your Zombie Plan?

Apr 7, 2011#212

TommiR

To first see how things are developing, and then join the winning side.

Rebel Alliance or Galactic Empire?

Apr 7, 2011#213

Terrik

I'm in an Empire State of Mind

Black tea or green tea?

Apr 7, 2011#214

Baerdog

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Freud or Jung?

Apr 7, 2011#215

sixpackshaker

I'm Jung in heart...

Lincoln or Cadillac?

Apr 7, 2011#216

Chad Sexington

Lincoln

Why can't I ever ever sleep?! (Alternately: Reussirai-je mon exam?) Why is this bold suddenly. Why am I so incompetent. Wait, don't answer those. I'm only 80% confident in my French in that question.

Apr 7, 2011#217

Gryfter

Lay off the french roast.

Did that make any sense?

Apr 7, 2011#218

North_Ranger

The balcony is on fire, summon the mimes.

Did you just imagine mimes running outside a burning balcony?

Apr 7, 2011#219

Hylian

Yes I did

Watch a movie in theater or wait till it is on DVD?

Apr 7, 2011#220

Cheesy1

Wait for the dvd. I usually hate the movie theater experience. Other people ruin it.

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Apr 7, 2011#221

strawman

Yes:

http://www.nist.gov/pml/div688/grp50/primary-frequency-standards.cfm

Carpet or wood floor?

Apr 7, 2011#222

Hylian

wood flooring

Cats or dogs?

Apr 7, 2011#223

General Specific

Dogs

Can this question be answered "no"?

Apr 7, 2011#224

sixpackshaker

"yes"

Mustache Trebeck or Clean Shaven Trebeck?

Apr 7, 2011#225

Gryfter

Mustache all the way.

Isn't Jayne a girl's name?

Apr 7, 2011#226

Hylian

No

Do you eat breakfast on a regular basis?

Apr 7, 2011#227

linglingface

Never.

Preferred instrument on Rock Band?

Apr 7, 2011#228

North_Ranger

No idea.

If you lived in the Hyborian Age (AKA Conan the Barbarian 'verse), what would you be?

Apr 7, 2011#229

Baerdog

Dead.

Paper or plastic (grocery bags)?

Apr 7, 2011#230

North_Ranger

Plastic.

Homemade meals, TV dinners or eating out?

Apr 7, 2011#231

Jiarn

Homemade meals.

Internet Explorer, Netscape, Firefox, Opera or Chrome?

Apr 7, 2011#232

Hylian

If it is just me frozen meal. If I am with someone homemade dinner/going out.

FireFox

Could the Borg assimilate a Changeling?

Apr 7, 2011#233

North_Ranger

Internet Explorer. Put those pitchforks down or I'll download pictures of yours truly in swimming trunks!

Are you an elitist?

Apr 7, 2011#234

sixpackshaker

Firefox.

the real question

Internet Explorer, Firefox, or some broke-ass shit?

Apr 7, 2011#235

North_Ranger

No. Templates don't stack, bro.

Are you an elitist?

Apr 7, 2011#236

sixpackshaker

No, I'm just better than everybody.

Would you vote for the alcoholic or the vegetarian?

Alcoholic=Churchill the Vege=Hitler

Apr 7, 2011#237

Hylian

Alcoholic

Could the Borg assimilate a Changeling?

Apr 7, 2011#238

North_Ranger

Dude, I already told you, templates don't stack!

Werewolf or vampire? And why?

Apr 7, 2011#239

Grytpipe-Thynne

Werewolf
Is less more?

Apr 7, 2011#240

sixpackshaker

Vampires, because they sparkle and have really deep feelings.

a Fronkenshteen monster or a Mummy?

Apr 7, 2011#241

Gryfter

Everybody wants their mummy/

Psychological thriller or Slasher flick?

Apr 7, 2011#242

linglingface

Psychological thriller.

Mike asks... If 2+2=2 then what does 2+2 equal?
...

Apr 8, 2011#243

Null

It depends on what value you're using for 2.

Stormtrooper or Clone Trooper?

Apr 8, 2011#244

Officer_Charon

~~No, but they do count them.~~

Dawn of War I FTW.

Favorite caliber of artillery?

Apr 8, 2011#245

Null

155mm

Car you'd buy if money were no object?

Apr 8, 2011#246

North_Ranger

Something shiny and high tech.

First purchase if you win big in a lottery?

Apr 8, 2011#247

Officer_Charon

Something large enough to get the monkey of my debt off my credit report. Then I'd clear the afore-mentioned debt.

Fly, drive, or train

Apr 8, 2011#248

Cajungal

Drive. I like having the freedom to stop whenever I want, and there's always something interesting to stop and see, whether it's some wonder of nature or a corny tourist trap.

Are you more afraid of big, menacing animals or tiny, creepy crawly animals that can get in your shoes?

Apr 8, 2011#249

Emrys

The tiny creepy-crawlies. You only need one cockroach in your shoe to put you off for life.

Snakes or spiders?

Apr 8, 2011#250

North_Ranger

Spiders. Fuckin' spiders.

What would you do for a million bucks?

Apr 8, 2011#251

Emrys

Not sleep with Robert Redford.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Apr 8, 2011#252

Cheesy1

What would YOU like me to do for that Klondike bar? :unibrow:

Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go?

Apr 8, 2011#253

Emrys

He went thataway, you fool!

Am I the very model of a modern Major-General?

Apr 9, 2011#254

Grytpipe-Thynne

I hope not from what I've seen of them!

City or Small Town?

Apr 9, 2011#255

Baerdog

City!

Mountains or flat lands?

Apr 9, 2011#256

North_Ranger

Hills FTW.

Which webcomic character you most resemble, appearance- or personality-wise, and why? Pictures will be appreciated.

Apr 9, 2011#257

Gusto

Why are you so problem?

Apr 9, 2011#258

North_Ranger

Because I is sadness.

May I have a burger with cheese, please?

Apr 9, 2011#259

Baerdog

NO!

Why haven't you made me a sammich?

Apr 9, 2011#260

North_Ranger

'cause I ain't a woman.

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Apr 9, 2011#261

Emrys

Hitchcock is nearby.

What's the word?

Apr 9, 2011#262

Cheesy1

Today's secret word is: Sauna! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

You down with O.P.P.?

Apr 9, 2011#263

North_Ranger

Mostly I just don't stop believin'.

Duck?

Apr 9, 2011#264

Sparhawk

Three ways please. (Le Cellier dish at EPCOT in Walt Disney World

Busy-but-productive day or lazy weekend?

Apr 9, 2011#265

linglingface

Busy-but-productive. Working, costuming, cleaning from party...

Airsoft or NERF?

Apr 9, 2011#266

Cheesy1

NERF! You can battle anywhere with NERF!

What is your favorite board game?

Apr 9, 2011#267

Made Ya Blush

Fireball Island!!!

Fast moving zombies or slow moving zombie?

Apr 9, 2011#268

Null

Slow moving zombie - more unrelenting horror, though easier to dispatch.

Skins or In-Betweeners?

Apr 11, 2011#269

Gryfter

Wait, what?

Why hasn't anyone posted in this thread since Saturday?

Apr 11, 2011#270

Hylian

I don't know about everyone else but I had an allergy attack and took some benadryl that knocked me out for most of Sunday

Cast Iron Skillet or Non stick skillet?

Apr 11, 2011#271

Jiarn

Stainless Steel!

Jango or Boba?

Apr 11, 2011#272

sixpackshaker

Django, I love Jazz.

One lump or two?

Apr 11, 2011#273

Null

*hits you repeatedly with mallet* A whole lot of lumps! (ah, being raised by cartoons...)

Gordon Ramsey or Gordon Elliot?

Apr 11, 2011#274

Cog

Ramsey.

Favorite John Williams composition?

Apr 11, 2011#275

Jiarn

PSP or Gameboy?

Apr 11, 2011#276

SpecialKO

Gameboy. Sometimes you have to appreciate a classic.

More taste or less filling?

Apr 11, 2011#277

sixpackshaker

Less filling.

What the hell does more taste mean?

Apr 11, 2011#278

Emrys

More taste. Who wants to drink water? Fish make love in that.

Do you listen to the radio/white noise when falling asleep?

Apr 11, 2011#279

Jiarn

Nope, I require 100% utter silence. Even the fans must run silent. Noise drives me nuts.

Cats or Dogs?

Apr 11, 2011#280

SpecialKO

~~That's racist, there's lots of minority content on the radio!~~

~~Do you enjoy intentionally misinterpreting other people's questions just for fun?~~

Cats rule, and dogs drool.

How do you feel about drool?

Apr 11, 2011#281

sixpackshaker

It sure beats having a cat "marking" the couch.

What color is the sky on your home planet?

Apr 11, 2011#282

SpecialKO

The same color as my couch.

Would you rather live on a high floor in a sea-level building, or a ground floor in a high-altitude building?

Apr 11, 2011#283

Jiarn

Ground floor. Moving is a pain in the ass when you have to go up and down stairs.

Sheogorath or Clavicus Vile?

Apr 11, 2011#284

Sparhawk

Speak in a language I can understand please.

Stormy night or blustery day?

Apr 11, 2011#285

North_Ranger

Stormy night. Love 'em.

What's your battle cry?

Apr 11, 2011#286

Sparhawk

Get-outta-my-way-I-gotta go!

Real book or ereader?

Apr 11, 2011#287

North_Ranger

Real book. E-readers can go an' kiss my hairy ass.

The most awesome thing to say in the morning to that someone in your bed you scored the night before?

Apr 11, 2011#288

Made Ya Blush

Omelette...

Loud noise or dead silence?

Apr 11, 2011#289

Jiarn

Dead Silence, as mentioned above a few posts.

Old Obi Wan or Qui-Gon?

Apr 11, 2011#290

drifter

Obi Wan.

Who's on first?

Apr 11, 2011#291

Cheesy1

Yes.

What's in YOUR wallet?

Apr 11, 2011#292

Sparhawk

MONEY!

What's on television?

Apr 11, 2011#293

SpecialKO

Nothing. I prefer to keep things on shelves.

What are you watching on television?

Apr 11, 2011#294

General Specific

Nothing, it is currently off as I am surfing the web and posting on forums.

What is your favorite tv show?

Apr 11, 2011#295

Cheesy1

Yeah, I think I'd enjoy a BJ more than going to NY. That's just me, though.

What's your favorite hair color on the opposite sex?

Apr 11, 2011#296

Chad Sexington

Red.

Who changed your life?

Apr 11, 2011#297

Jiarn

My children.

Pink or Blue?

Apr 11, 2011#298

Baerdog

Blue.

Bleu or cheddar?

Apr 11, 2011#299

drifter

Cheddahhhh.

Scrilla or ducats?

Apr 11, 2011#300

Chad Sexington

Ducats.

What's your favourite insult?

Apr 11, 2011#301

Emrys

You have delusions of adequacy.

Have you ever finished reading The Silmarillion?

Apr 11, 2011#302

SpecialKO

Yes, it's my favorite Tolkien.

What did you think of Children of Hurin?

Apr 11, 2011#303

Sparhawk

"Yes, it's my favorite Tolkien."

Haven't read it.

Fantasy or Sci-Fi?

Apr 12, 2011#304

Chad Sexington

Sci-fi.

Which of the Seven Cardinal Sins do you most enjoy? (Being: Wrath, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Sloth, Pride, Greed)

Apr 12, 2011#305

linglingface

Gluttony

Duck Tales or Goof Troop?

Apr 12, 2011#306

Cheesy1

Duck Tales! A-Woo-Hoo!

What's your favorite Lonely Island song?

Apr 12, 2011#307

Terrik

Sax Man.

Jupiter or Saturn?

Apr 12, 2011#308

HCGLNS

Jupiter.

Are you still selling weapons of mass destruction to the Iranians?

Apr 12, 2011#309

Terrik

Classified.

Mario or Luigi?

Apr 12, 2011#310

Jiarn

Luigi. He's taller and has a sexier girl.

Lightsaber or Blaster?

Apr 12, 2011#311

Terrik

Lightsaber, because at the end of the day, it just happens to kill more things.

Stephen Hawking or Carl Sagan?

Apr 12, 2011#312

Jiarn

Stephen Hawking. Boom-Shaka-Laka.

Jennifer Aniston or Sandra Bullock? (Worst Actress)

Apr 12, 2011#313

Terrik

Jennifer Aniston.

Calvin and Hobbes or Farside?

Apr 12, 2011#314

Sparhawk

Calvin & Hobbes, but I do enjoy Farside.

Headache or upset stomach?

Apr 12, 2011#315

Terrik

Headache .

Tuna or Salmon?

Apr 12, 2011#316

Baerdog

Salmon.

Stewart or Colbert?

Apr 12, 2011#317

sixpackshaker

Colbert for funny, Stewart for insight.

Do you want to be Lando or Boba?

Apr 12, 2011#318

Chad Sexington

Lando.

Which is Worse or Never Have I Ever?

Apr 12, 2011#319

sixpackshaker

At the rate that you are going, you will never... much worse.

Rather be a Has Been or Up and Coming Actor?

Apr 12, 2011#320

Gryfter

Neither

Do you want fries with that?

Apr 12, 2011#321

Baerdog

Curly fries, bitch.

Super size, King size, or Biggie size?

Apr 12, 2011#322

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Biggie Size. Gotta gets my frosty on.

Have you ever seen the rain?

Apr 12, 2011#323

sixpackshaker

Not for six months. Friggen burn ban stopping my bonfire party.

How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?

Apr 12, 2011#324

Gryfter

Uh... ask Mr. Owl.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid or The Sting?

Apr 12, 2011#325

sixpackshaker

none of the above.

How annoying is that?

Apr 12, 2011#326

North_Ranger

Less annoying than the proverbial fat lady singing with the necessary accoutrements - shield, horned helmet, metal bra and um...

What do you call those hair thingies stereotypical Vikings always have?

Apr 12, 2011#327

sixpackshaker

Merkin.

Do you know what a Merkin is?

Apr 12, 2011#328

North_Ranger

Either an American or a gender-neutral expression describing fish-tailed people living underwater.

Top woman, bottom fish... or top fish, bottom woman?

Apr 12, 2011#329

sixpackshaker

Pubic Hair Toupee.

Sounds like the punchline from a Shel Silverstein song... in the end, you go for the fish head and woman tail.

Where the Sidewalk Ends, or Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book?

Apr 12, 2011#330

North_Ranger

I have no idea what the perkele you are talking about, 'shaker.

Reindeer - meat, transport or sheep replacement in arctic climes?

Apr 12, 2011#331

sixpackshaker

Research Shel Silverstein.

Sheep replacement, it gets cold and lonely up there.

150 years ago, Musket or Bow and Arrow?

Apr 12, 2011#332

North_Ranger

In 1861? Revolver.

250 years ago, same question.

Apr 12, 2011#333

Jiarn

Neither, I dress like a pimp

Wikipedia or Wikileaks?

Apr 12, 2011#334

Null

Wikipedia, since I fear albinos.

Cat food or spam?

Apr 12, 2011#335

Sparhawk

Spam, it smells better and I know how to fry it.

iPhone or Android?

Apr 12, 2011#336

Jiarn

Android. I like freedom.

Xbox 360 or PS3?

Apr 12, 2011#337

Terrik

Xbox 360.

Your friend is a talking pie. Will he LIVE...or will he DIE?

Apr 12, 2011#338

Cheesy1

Is it heatherling's pie? :unibrow:

But what I really want to know is: Are you gonna go my way?

Apr 12, 2011#339

linglingface

If I'm the chosen one. (wtf pie?? :confused:

)

Will you answer this question with another question?

Apr 12, 2011#340

linglingface

Nope, I've only been there once and I was too young to have pie worth eating. Wow that was dirty... >.>

Favorite vacation place?

Apr 12, 2011#341

Sparhawk

Walt Disney World, going for the 4th time next year.

Favorite song of all time?

Apr 12, 2011#342

Jiarn

Let's Dance by David Bowie

Favorite musician?

Apr 13, 2011#343

Gryfter

Too numerous to list.

Favorite way to cook an egg?

Apr 13, 2011#344

Null

I rather enjoy the ham, cheese, and bell pepper omelettes I make now and then.

Object name that sounds like it should be a sexual position, but isn't?

Apr 13, 2011#345

General Specific

Whetstone

Who is the worst super hero ever?

Apr 13, 2011#346

Chad Sexington

Matter Eater Lad.

What do you talk to yourself about most?

Apr 13, 2011#347

Cajungal

Clumsy things I do. I'll drop something and say, "Now Leslie, why would you go and do that? Bad Leslie." Etc. etc.

What living person, if any, do you think is truly pure evil? No good intentions, no pure thoughts, just pure evil.

Apr 13, 2011#348

Sparhawk

Yes.

Who is your favorite character on NCIS?

Apr 13, 2011#349

Mathias

Abby Sciuto

Which is better Monster or Red Bull?

Apr 13, 2011#350

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Monster. I even avoid the Red Bull guys that give it away for free at school...

Do you like me-like me, yes or no? (circle one)

Apr 14, 2011#351

Jiarn

No, cause you're quitting your awesome webcomic!

On the subject: What's your favorite webcomic?

Apr 14, 2011#352

Hylian

Girl Genius

Do you have an evil twin?

Apr 14, 2011#353

Neon Pirate

No, just an evil me. One of my daughters has an evil twin.

What is the strangest item you ever had to find in a scavenger hunt?

Apr 14, 2011#354

Sparhawk

Bowl of spaghetti

Drama, Comedy or Dramedy?

Apr 14, 2011#355

drifter

Comma.

Favorite punctuation mark?

Apr 14, 2011#356

Chad Sexington

Interrobang.

What's your badass line, having just killed the villain?

Apr 14, 2011#357

North_Ranger

"Hakkaa päälle, bitch."

What is your pre-ass-kicking one-liner?

Apr 14, 2011#358

Gryfter

"Not in the face! Not in the Face!"

Was the Tick too cool for television?

Apr 14, 2011#359

Sparhawk

Live-action or cartoon? Yes, they both were.

Keurig or Tassimo?

Apr 14, 2011#360

Officer_Charon

Black and Decker. :-P

Other battlecries of note?

Apr 14, 2011#361

Gryfter

"WOLVERINES!!!!"

Do we really need a remake of Red Dawn?

Apr 14, 2011#362

Officer_Charon

So long as we see it as an independent product, rather than a reboot, and watch it with that in mind, sure!

Aliens invade. They are hostile. What do?

Apr 14, 2011#363

Sparhawk

Wait for the cold virus to take them out.

Why did I get skipped?

Apr 14, 2011#364

linglingface

You were a duck.

Potato or potato?

Apr 14, 2011#365

Jiarn

According to Christopher Walken, it doesn't matter.

Bruce Campbell or Sam Jackson?

Apr 15, 2011#366

North_Ranger

The Chin of Power with its attached persona.

Who wins the celebrity 100-yard dash? Jay Leno by a chin, Angelna Jolie by a breast, or someone else?

Apr 15, 2011#367

Jiarn

Chris O'Donnel by a cod-piece.

Adam West Batman or Christian Bale Batman?

(Hint, it's a trick question)

Apr 15, 2011#368

Chad Sexington

I'm Batman.

Tosca or La Bohème?

Apr 15, 2011#369

Gryfter

Gesundheit

Pancakes or Waffles?

Apr 15, 2011#370

Jiarn

Waffles!

How do you like your eggs cooked for breakfast?

Apr 15, 2011#371

Sparhawk

I don't eat eggs. Seriously, I don't.

Harry Potter question, which book is the best?

Apr 15, 2011#372

linglingface

Goblet of Fire, followed closely by Half Blood Prince and Prisoner of Azkaban.

Which Harry Potter movie is the best?

Apr 15, 2011#373

North_Ranger

Which one is the shortest?

Apr 15, 2011#374

Neon Pirate

The 95 year old man in the cold pool, most likely.

Are you willing to check?

Apr 15, 2011#375

North_Ranger

Not for all the tea in China. Or all the porn in California.

Have you listened to Conan: the Musical?

Apr 15, 2011#376

Gryfter

Does it have the same potential for bodily harm as Spider-Man the musical?

Favorite Shakespeare inspired teen romantic comedy?

Apr 15, 2011#377

Null

Predator

Why do people insist on having edition wars? Pathfinder and 4E are both great games.

Apr 15, 2011#378

Officer_Charon

Because if I wanted to play WoW, I'd play WoW! (kidding! Kidding! )

Won't you be my neighbor?

Apr 16, 2011#379

Null

Only if you promise to either close the blinds in your bathroom or put up a privacy hedge.

Better for dealing with running perps: sharkapult or spring-loaded badger?

Apr 16, 2011#380

Officer_Charon

Badger, all day, erryday.

How many roads must a man walk down?

Apr 16, 2011#381

Cheesy1

42.

Is you is or is you ain't my baby?

Apr 16, 2011#382

Sparhawk

I ain't.

How old am I and how did I get here?

Apr 16, 2011#383

General Specific

37 and you used the internet just like the rest of us.

Who are you men and where's my soup?

Apr 16, 2011#384

Sparhawk

We are not men, we are Devo! Your soup was deemed unacceptable by the TSA and is currently eating a hole through a storage locker in Newark, NJ.

Where's my cheese?

Apr 16, 2011#385

Jiarn

At Border Watch. Watch for the Khajiit innkeeper and you can steal it from the display case.

DC or Marvel?

Apr 16, 2011#386

Cheesy1

~~Right here, biznatch!~~
Damn, I don't know.
I mean, Wolverine IS the best at what he does.
But then again, Bruce Wayne is the mother-effin' Batman!
I'm going to take the easy way out and say a draw.

Who's your favorite sports team?

Apr 16, 2011#387

Sparhawk

Really depends on what type of story that I want to read. pretty good balance between the two in my collection.

Who would win in a fight: Rob Liefeld or Scott Kurtz?

Apr 16, 2011#388

Cheesy1

No matter who wins, we lose.

Repeat my previous question:
Who's your favorite sports team?

Apr 16, 2011#389

Sparhawk

Dallas Stars of the NHL, playoff missin' idjits that they are.

Bald head or Trump's comb-over?

Apr 16, 2011#390

SpecialKO

Comb-over. We can burn it for heat.

Trump's comb-over or Shatner's toupe?

Apr 17, 2011#391

Null

Shatner's toupee is legendary. It has been between the thighs of more actresses than you will ever see. Sometimes without Shatner present.

Are you ready for a throwdown?

Apr 17, 2011#392

Cajungal

As long as it's not with Bobby Flay. Screw that guy, seriously.

How are you spending your Sunday?

Apr 17, 2011#393

North_Ranger

Working and procrastinating.

Which is your favourite day of the week?

Apr 17, 2011#394

linglingface

FRIDAY FRIDAY! Kind of. I don't have weekends off since I'm in retail, it's random... But my Fridays and mondays are always early shifts because of our shipments!

so it's nice to have time to do things after work.

Favorite Mario game?

Apr 17, 2011#395

General Specific

Donkey Kong

Favorite Bruce Campbell movie?

Apr 17, 2011#396

Jiarn

Army of Darkness with Bubba-Ho-Tep close behind.

4chan or Collegehumor?

Apr 17, 2011#397

Officer_Charon

4Chan

Favorite site from which to purloin humorous images?

Apr 17, 2011#398

North_Ranger

Halforums.

Favourite sex fantasy?

Apr 17, 2011#399

Jiarn

Pretty much lived them already. (FFM threesomes, orgy participation, roleplaying with costumes, master for a day etc)

Most dreaded sex fantasy?

Apr 17, 2011#400

North_Ranger

Surprise dicking.

Andy Dick or Dick Cheney?

Apr 17, 2011#401

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Andy Dick

Favorite stand-up arcade game?

Apr 17, 2011#402

Sparhawk

Dragon's Lair

Almonds or Walnuts?

Apr 17, 2011#403

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Almonds.

Make a mix tape, or fill up an MP3 Player?

Apr 17, 2011#404

Officer_Charon

Mix tape.

Favorite Mix (drink, music, whatever)

Apr 17, 2011#405

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Gorillaz, 19-2000 (Soulchild re-mix)

Netflix or Redbox?

Apr 17, 2011#406

linglingface

Netflix! I've been catching up on sooooooo many shows lately!

Creepy Easter Bunny or Creepy Santa?

Apr 17, 2011#407

Officer_Charon

Badder Santa, because that had Lauren Graham being a dirtygirl(tm)

Blades or bows?

Apr 17, 2011#408

SpecialKO

At 50+ yards? Bows. For shaving? Blades.

Would you rather duel Inigo Montoya or Zorro to the death?

Apr 17, 2011#409

sixpackshaker

~~Bows, always a ranged fighter.~~
Inigo he lost more times than Zorro

Cupcakes or doughnutz?

Apr 17, 2011#410

linglingface

Cupcakes. Always cupcakes!!

Favorite Doctor?

Apr 17, 2011#411

Cheesy1

Doctor Quinn. :unibrow:

Favorite Anime Superhero Team?

Apr 18, 2011#412

sixpackshaker

Ghost in the Shell - kinda like super heroes. The Major really counts.

Should I remember to add a question?

Apr 18, 2011#413

Null

Secret police cyborg police force whose duties include the occasional assassination doesn't really fit as "superhero team"... anti-heroes, maybe...

Favorite sci-fi weapon?

Apr 18, 2011#414

sixpackshaker

Wave Motion Gun.

What realistic car do you want most (ie you have a chance to buy it.)

Apr 18, 2011#415

Hylian

Delorean

Do watch My Little Pony Friendship is Magic?

Apr 18, 2011#416

sixpackshaker

No.

How can Hylian can afford a $50,000 used car?

Apr 18, 2011#417

SpecialKO

~~Reason~~
Selling other people's kidneys.

Favorite sci-fi starship?

Apr 18, 2011#418

Gryfter

Serenity

Favorite Sci-fi hero/heroine?

Apr 18, 2011#419

SpecialKO

Spike Spiegel

Favorite sci-fi villain?

Apr 18, 2011#420

North_Ranger

Jubal Early.

Favorite sci-fi outfit?

Apr 18, 2011#421

Officer_Charon

Starship Troopers' Cap Trooper Suit.

Least favorite sci-fi villain

Apr 18, 2011#422

North_Ranger

Sador of the Malmori. Too much ham to be believable, too little ham to be likeable.

The sci-fi character you would like to schtoink?

Apr 18, 2011#423

General Specific

Padme Amidala

Penn or Teller?

Apr 18, 2011#424

North_Ranger

Teller.

Castle or Beckett?

Apr 18, 2011#425

Sparhawk

Beckett, gotta love the redhead.

Should I give reputation to people?

Apr 18, 2011#426

North_Ranger

If the situation warrants it.

Should I make a reputation for myself?

Apr 18, 2011#427

Sparhawk

You already have, so it would be redundant.

Cell phone or land-line phone?

Apr 18, 2011#428

North_Ranger

Cell phone.

A letter or an e-mail?

Apr 18, 2011#429

Chad Sexington

Email. I know there's a like a nostalgia value a lot of people have toward letters, but I fuckin' hate receiving them. I often want to keep the information, but I don't want it taking up physical space. Email... I can get at it anytime, anywhere. Lovely. Not to mention the immediacy.

What is your perfect day? (as realistic or fantastic as you like)

Apr 18, 2011#430

Sparhawk

A day at Walt Disney World with my wife and lunch at Chef's de France and supper at Le Cellier.

What is your favorite Disney character?

Apr 18, 2011#431

Null

Vermathrax Pejorative or The Horned King

"Happy" ending that's actually deeply unsettling?

Apr 18, 2011#432

SpecialKO

The very, very end of Con Air

Favorite movie that you love to complain about?

Apr 18, 2011#433

Null

Well, I complain a lot about The Thin Red Line, but I wouldn't consider it to be a favorite. Probably Phantom Menace.

Bowie or F-S knife?

Apr 18, 2011#434

Sparhawk

Browning, definitely Browning.

9mm or .45 cal pistol?

Apr 18, 2011#435

sixpackshaker

Kukri it is fast and multipurpose.

Fruit flavored ice cream or chocolate flavored?

Apr 18, 2011#436

Chad Sexington

Chocolate.

What is your favourite creative use of a swear word?

Apr 19, 2011#437

North_Ranger

The family-friendly variety of the unholy trinity of Finnish cursewords (vittu saatana jumalauta!): vattu raakana munakauha (raspberry raw egg-scoop). That or whoop-de-fuckin'-doo.

What is the emotion that you spread today?

Apr 19, 2011#438

Hylian

apathy

Do you like pickled eggs?

Apr 19, 2011#439

sixpackshaker

No, but Fried Pickles rock.

Are you capable of telling a lie?

Apr 19, 2011#440

Chad Sexington

So capable. And pretty good at it too. I'm fairly... morally liquid when it comes to that sort of thing.

There is nationwide manhunt for you. What heinous crime did you commit?

Apr 19, 2011#441

SpecialKO

Ran off with President Trump's daughter.

Did you like the Manhunt games?

Apr 19, 2011#442

North_Ranger

Never played them.

You are the hero of the nation. Parades are held in your honour. Today shall be forever remembered as a holiday with your name attached to it. You're getting e-mails from people saying they named their children for you. What did you do?

Apr 19, 2011#443

Officer_Charon

Sure, his finger glows, but can that bitch cast plasma? I think not. Predators.

Favorite combat aircraft of all time?

Apr 19, 2011#444

Sparhawk

A-10 Thunderbolt II. Literally took a Gatling Cannon and said let's build a plane around it.

Skydiving or spelunking?

Apr 19, 2011#445

Made Ya Blush

Bush camping. Being in girl guides when I was younger I had never been to those "camping"/parking lots before hence I prefer bush style camping. I would have to say the Fairey Firefly.

What is your prefer method of transportation and why?

Apr 19, 2011#446

General Specific

Car, need it for my job

Trip Like I Do or High Roller?

Apr 20, 2011#447

gargoyle_eva

Trip Like I do....because I've never heard High roller

Fold or scrunch?

May 9, 2011#448

Cheesy1

Fold, nice and neat.

Necroing this thread: Good or bad idea?

May 9, 2011#449

Emrys

Good idea.

Mondays - hate them or hate them with the burning passion of 1000 firey suns?

May 9, 2011#450

North_Ranger

Dislike them as much as I dislike a rectal itch that makes you contemplate adventurous uses for a carrot just so you can get some sweet, sweet release from the constant irritation.

Too much information?

May 9, 2011#451

Officer_Charon

Nyet!

Too much Russian?

May 9, 2011#452

Emrys

Oui.

Too much French?

May 9, 2011#453

North_Ranger

Hold still, I've got you in the crosshairs!

EDIT: Ninja'ed.

Certainement que non.

How would you complete this sentence: "I like my [insert noun here] like I like my women/men: [insert description here]"?

May 9, 2011#454

Officer_Charon

I like my women like I like my coffee: COVERED IN BEES!

May 9, 2011#455

North_Ranger

Is there a question involved?

May 9, 2011#456

Emrys

Of course there is.

Officer_Charon - over-worked or certifiable?

May 9, 2011#457

Officer_Charon

Over-worked, definitely

Should I have started this thread whilst transporting a prisoner?

May 9, 2011#458

Grytpipe-Thynne

Since I'm 4000 miles away and safe I'm tempted, but I will say over worked.

Am I right or wrong?

May 10, 2011#459

Neon Pirate

You're right and he should have, between tazings.

What is that dog barking at?

May 10, 2011#460

HCGLNS

The dog is barking at a spider.

Can Lego sue Eggo for Eggo coining the phrase "Leggo my Eggo!"?

May 10, 2011#461

North_Ranger

I think that's a no-go.

Will Osama's beard become the new Hitler's moustache?

May 10, 2011#462

Cajungal

North_Ranger said:
I think that's a no-go.

Will Osama's beard become the new Hitler's moustache?

Woo... College freshmen and philosophy majors in general are in for a rude awakening.

May 10, 2011#463

Baerdog

Seej, you just made my beard sad.

<- Is neither a freshman nor a philosopher.

May 10, 2011#464

Cajungal

Baerdog said:
Seej, you just made my beard sad.

<- Is neither a freshman nor a philosopher.

Back to questions: Would it help to know that I actually am a huge fan of beards?

Posted from my annual Bearded Man Fan Club Pancake Breakfast

May 10, 2011#465

Baerdog

Yes it would.

Will you forgive me for forgetting to post a question last time?

May 10, 2011#466

HCGLNS

Never!

Will Baerdog ever stop selling uranium to rouge Texas militias?

May 10, 2011#467

Baerdog

Yes, I prefer blue ones.

Will Hugglins realize his terrible mistake?

May 10, 2011#468

Gryfter

Possibly.

But will he really care?

May 10, 2011#469

HCGLNS

Irrelevant, it's unpossible for me to make a mistake.

Is a snowman eating a popsicle wrong?

May 10, 2011#470

North_Ranger

No more than a chupacabra eating tortillas, I suppose.

Are you a ninja or a pirate?

May 10, 2011#471

Neon Pirate

I am a pirate!

Got rum?

May 10, 2011#472

North_Ranger

Got vodka. And brandy - with proper brandy glasses. The latter were a graduation present from my dad, saying: "Son, if you ever have a reason to drink brandy, use these glasses. And if you ever have a reason to use these glasses, drink brandy." Kinda clever from my otherwise quite serious-face dad.

Got whiskey?

May 10, 2011#473

HCGLNS

Yes, more than you can imagine.

Where's the beef?

May 10, 2011#474

Cheesy1

That's what she said!

Where my homies at?

May 10, 2011#475

Officer_Charon

Patrolling, trying to catch you riding dirty.

Claymore - best sword, or BEST sword?

May 10, 2011#476

Emrys

I'm going to go with "BEST sword" for $100, Alex.

Is this week over yet?

May 10, 2011#477

Grytpipe-Thynne

No. Perhaps you just feel weak all over!

What if it goes Click and then BOOM?

May 10, 2011#478

Sparhawk

That is the correct order of operation.

Should I get a Kindle or a Nook?

May 10, 2011#479

North_Ranger

You should get a knish.

Am I making any sense?

May 10, 2011#480

Emrys

Oh, hell, no.

Have you ever?

May 10, 2011#481

North_Ranger

According to some, I have.

Grraaaaaaaaaaaahhhh... or grumble, grumble, grumble...?

May 10, 2011#482

Neon Pirate

It was a grumble, grumble, grumble kind of evening.

Skydiving or flying the plane?

May 10, 2011#483

Emrys

Definitely go with "grraaaaaaaaaaaahhhh" You'll feel better.

Want to borrow my taser?
Added at: 21:17
Definitely go with "grraaaaaaaaaaaahhhh" You'll feel better.

Want to borrow my taser?

May 11, 2011#484

Gared

No thanks, I prefer edged weapons.

Convertible PT Cruiser, bad idea, or worst idea ever for that body style?

May 11, 2011#485

Elathril

bad idea... can't really make it any uglier

dance like a butterfly or sting like a bee?

May 11, 2011#486

Grytpipe-Thynne

Dance like a butterfly. Bees die when they sting.

Biting insects or stingers?

May 11, 2011#487

Gryfter

I don't like either.

Whatever happened to baby Jane?

May 11, 2011#488

Emrys

She's too busy serving her sister dead rats.

Whatever happend to Fay Wray?

May 11, 2011#489

North_Ranger

Married a big, hairy wrestler and went to the Empire State Building after the wedding - where he was knocked down by a child's toy airplane.

Whatever happened to Edmond Dantes?

May 11, 2011#490

Emrys

Got revenge and ran away with the pretty lady to live happily ever after.

What's eating Gilbert Grape?

May 11, 2011#491

North_Ranger

Hannibal Lecter.

What is your Badass Boast?

May 15, 2011#492

Cheesy1

"I'm not afraid to cry, muthafuka!"
. . . wait . . .

Singing: In the shower or in the car?

May 15, 2011#493

Baerdog

In the car.

Galaxy Quest: best Star Trek movie ever made?

May 15, 2011#494

North_Ranger

And even that's not saying much.

One-piece spandex or power armor?

May 15, 2011#495

Officer_Charon

Power armor. FOR THE EMPEROR!

Warrior Monks or Nuns with Guns?

May 15, 2011#496

Cajungal

Nuns with guns!

Sweet potatoes or regular potatoes?

May 15, 2011#497

Terrik

Regular ol' brown po-ta-toes.

Mix em, mash em, or stick em in a stew?

May 15, 2011#498

Cajungal

Stick em in a stew!

Card games or board games?

May 15, 2011#499

HCGLNS

Card games.

4d6 best 3, 3d6 or point buy?

May 15, 2011#500

Terrik

Ca..no wait...boar...well...I did kind of like Uno and..uhm..Skip-bo...but I also was always a big fan of Settlers of Cataan...so...ill go Board game.

Dinobot or Starscream?
Added at: 08:57
Damn ninja.

3d6. But I waver on that at times too. It's so stressing.

Dinobot or Starscream?

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