Questions Game!

[Emrys]

Of course there is.

Officer_Charon - over-worked or certifiable?

 

[Officer_Charon]

Over-worked, definitely

Should I have started this thread whilst transporting a prisoner?

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

Since I'm 4000 miles away and safe I'm tempted, but I will say over worked.

Am I right or wrong?

 

[Neon Pirate]

You're right and he should have, between tazings.

What is that dog barking at?

 

[HCGLNS]

The dog is barking at a spider.

Can Lego sue Eggo for Eggo coining the phrase "Leggo my Eggo!"?

 

[North_Ranger]

I think that's a no-go.

Will Osama's beard become the new Hitler's moustache?

 

[Cajungal]

I think that's a no-go.

Will Osama's beard become the new Hitler's moustache?

Woo... College freshmen and philosophy majors in general are in for a rude awakening.

 

[Baerdog]

Seej, you just made my beard sad.

<- Is neither a freshman nor a philosopher.

 

[Cajungal]

Seej, you just made my beard sad.

<- Is neither a freshman nor a philosopher.

Back to questions: Would it help to know that I actually am a huge fan of beards?


Posted from my annual Bearded Man Fan Club Pancake Breakfast

 

[Baerdog]

Yes it would.

Will you forgive me for forgetting to post a question last time?

 

[HCGLNS]

Never!

Will Baerdog ever stop selling uranium to rouge Texas militias?

 

[Baerdog]

Yes, I prefer blue ones.

Will Hugglins realize his terrible mistake?

 

[Gryfter]

Possibly.

But will he really care?

 

[HCGLNS]

Irrelevant, it's unpossible for me to make a mistake.

Is a snowman eating a popsicle wrong?

 

[North_Ranger]

No more than a chupacabra eating tortillas, I suppose.

Are you a ninja or a pirate?

 

[Neon Pirate]

I am a pirate!

Got rum?

 

[North_Ranger]

Got vodka. And brandy - with proper brandy glasses. The latter were a graduation present from my dad, saying: "Son, if you ever have a reason to drink brandy, use these glasses. And if you ever have a reason to use these glasses, drink brandy." Kinda clever from my otherwise quite serious-face dad.

Got whiskey?

 

[HCGLNS]

Yes, more than you can imagine.

Where's the beef?

 

[Cheesy1]

That's what she said!

Where my homies at?

 

[Officer_Charon]

Patrolling, trying to catch you riding dirty.

Claymore - best sword, or BEST sword?

 

[Emrys]

I'm going to go with "BEST sword" for $100, Alex.

Is this week over yet?

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

No. Perhaps you just feel weak all over!

What if it goes Click and then BOOM?

 

[Sparhawk]

That is the correct order of operation.

Should I get a Kindle or a Nook?

 

[North_Ranger]

You should get a knish.

Am I making any sense?

 

[Emrys]

Oh, hell, no.

Have you ever?

 

[North_Ranger]

According to some, I have.

Grraaaaaaaaaaaahhhh... or grumble, grumble, grumble...?

 

[Neon Pirate]

It was a grumble, grumble, grumble kind of evening.

Skydiving or flying the plane?

 

[Emrys]

Definitely go with "grraaaaaaaaaaaahhhh" You'll feel better.

Want to borrow my taser?
Added at: 21:17
Definitely go with "grraaaaaaaaaaaahhhh" You'll feel better.

Want to borrow my taser?

 

[Gared]

No thanks, I prefer edged weapons.

Convertible PT Cruiser, bad idea, or worst idea ever for that body style?

 

[Elathril]

bad idea... can't really make it any uglier

dance like a butterfly or sting like a bee?

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

Dance like a butterfly. Bees die when they sting.

Biting insects or stingers?

 

[Gryfter]

I don't like either.

Whatever happened to baby Jane?

 

[Emrys]

She's too busy serving her sister dead rats.

Whatever happend to Fay Wray?

 

[North_Ranger]

Married a big, hairy wrestler and went to the Empire State Building after the wedding - where he was knocked down by a child's toy airplane.

Whatever happened to Edmond Dantes?

 

[Emrys]

Got revenge and ran away with the pretty lady to live happily ever after.

What's eating Gilbert Grape?