Export thread

You smoke a cigarette in 5 seconds, every 5 seconds, all day, every day.

You are consuming 864 packs a day.

I think it's time you admitted you might have a problem.

You destroyin' yo' baby lungs.

We could take a cue from other companies and offer incentives for him to quit

at least step up to a cigar or something!

speaking of "should be dead".. Hylian, how are you even still ALIVE if you keep bashing your head with those mallets?!?!

A very thick hair gel

First Lady Puffinstuff said:

You smoke a cigarette in 5 seconds, every 5 seconds, all day, every day.

You are consuming 864 packs a day.

I think it's time you admitted you might have a problem.

Click to expand...

It's only a problem if I don't love it. Besides I get a government subsidy to keep tobacco farmers growing. I'm literally keeping the tobacco industry going all on my own.

Espy;370040][QUOTE=First Lady Puffinstuff said:

You smoke a cigarette in 5 seconds, every 5 seconds, all day, every day.

You are consuming 864 packs a day.

I think it's time you admitted you might have a problem.

Click to expand...

It's only a problem if I don't love it. Besides I get a government subsidy to keep tobacco farmers growing. I'm literally keeping the tobacco industry going all on my own.[/QUOTE]

Hey the anti-cancer tobacco company settlement money is what funded my ass through grad school.

Nuke Espy from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

LordRavage said:

Nuke Espy from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

Click to expand...

Sure thing....

5.....
4....
3...
2..

Shegokigo;370120][QUOTE=LordRavage said:

Nuke Espy from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

Click to expand...

Sure thing....

5.....
4....
3...
2..

[/QUOTE]

Damnation! Now I want to nuke everything from orbit.

Shegokigo;370120][QUOTE=LordRavage said:

Nuke Espy from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

Click to expand...

Sure thing....

5.....
4....
3...
2..

[/QUOTE]

.

Sigh... when will people learn?

Espy has been a baby for centuries, people. He's immortal. Nothing short of Thor slamming Mjolnir in his face full force would cause him even a nose bleed. The man has been chain smoking non stop for decades and he doesn't even have a cough!

This is the true secret of The Mex and The Baby, which was reveled in the season finale.

The Mex said:

This is the true secret of The Mex and The Baby, which was reveled in the season finale.

Click to expand...

Yes but no one saw it because Fox moved it around and then aired everything out of order. Stupid Fox.

gorram fox

Espy;370230][QUOTE=Shegokigo;370120][QUOTE=LordRavage said:

Nuke Espy from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

Click to expand...

Sure thing....

5.....
4....
3...
2..

[/QUOTE]

.[/QUOTE]

.

The Mex said:

...Thor slamming Mjolnir...

Click to expand...

Is tha' thar tay-han-o speak?

The Mex said:

Espy has been a baby for centuries, people. He's immortal. Nothing short of Thor slamming Mjolnir in his face full force would cause him even a nose bleed. The man has been chain smoking non stop for decades and he doesn't even have a cough!

Click to expand...

Let's see....


THOR! I command thee! Strike down this abomination in my sight!



Aha! If it bleeds, it can be killed!

Not by Thor, though. Believe me, he's tried. I had to trick Loki into making Thor believe he'd killed Espy, the guy wouldn't leave us alone and kept ruining our stake outs.

Death is under-rated. The trick is to just keep a smile on your face.

Necronic said:

Death is under-rated. The trick is to just keep a smile on your face.

Click to expand...

Found you at last, Joker.

So how many superheroes and villains do we have visiting here, anyway?