Quit it Espy.

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strawman

strawman

You smoke a cigarette in 5 seconds, every 5 seconds, all day, every day.

You are consuming 864 packs a day.

I think it's time you admitted you might have a problem.
 
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Matt²

at least step up to a cigar or something!

speaking of "should be dead".. Hylian, how are you even still ALIVE if you keep bashing your head with those mallets?!?!
 
Espy

Espy

First Lady Puffinstuff said:
You smoke a cigarette in 5 seconds, every 5 seconds, all day, every day.

You are consuming 864 packs a day.

I think it's time you admitted you might have a problem.
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It's only a problem if I don't love it. Besides I get a government subsidy to keep tobacco farmers growing. I'm literally keeping the tobacco industry going all on my own.
 
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Chazwozel

Espy;370040][QUOTE=First Lady Puffinstuff said:
You smoke a cigarette in 5 seconds, every 5 seconds, all day, every day.

You are consuming 864 packs a day.

I think it's time you admitted you might have a problem.
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It's only a problem if I don't love it. Besides I get a government subsidy to keep tobacco farmers growing. I'm literally keeping the tobacco industry going all on my own.[/QUOTE]

Hey the anti-cancer tobacco company settlement money is what funded my ass through grad school.

 
Calleja

Calleja

Sigh... when will people learn?

Espy has been a baby for centuries, people. He's immortal. Nothing short of Thor slamming Mjolnir in his face full force would cause him even a nose bleed. The man has been chain smoking non stop for decades and he doesn't even have a cough!

This is the true secret of The Mex and The Baby, which was reveled in the season finale.
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

The Mex said:
Espy has been a baby for centuries, people. He's immortal. Nothing short of Thor slamming Mjolnir in his face full force would cause him even a nose bleed. The man has been chain smoking non stop for decades and he doesn't even have a cough!
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Let's see....


THOR! I command thee! Strike down this abomination in my sight!



Aha! If it bleeds, it can be killed!
 
Calleja

Calleja

Not by Thor, though. Believe me, he's tried. I had to trick Loki into making Thor believe he'd killed Espy, the guy wouldn't leave us alone and kept ruining our stake outs.
 
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Soliloquy

So how many superheroes and villains do we have visiting here, anyway?
 
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