RANT III - Anything and Everything

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I'm too stupid to figure out how to embed my LastFM chart on the site. Maybe I should just start misspelling words and drooling to lower expectations of others. :devil:
 
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Silvanesti

Krisken said:
I'm too stupid to figure out how to embed my LastFM chart on the site. Maybe I should just start misspelling words and drooling to lower expectations of others. :devil:
hey, it works for me.
 
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Silvanesti said:
Krisken said:
I'm too stupid to figure out how to embed my LastFM chart on the site. Maybe I should just start misspelling words and drooling to lower expectations of others. :devil:
hey, it works for me.
What really aggravates me is I went with the board and allowed it because it didn't highlight it. Fucking spell check.
 
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Philosopher B.

People who use their horn needlessly piss me the FUCK off. I was going to school today down a long back road, it was beautiful and sunny, I was doing a comfortable 60 and relaxing, and some cheap-ass motherfucker beeps their horn at me like they're pounding their fist into it, and they zoom by like a goat with a bee up its ass! I swear, they must have been going 100 miles per hour, at least.

All I can think is they had some kind of medical emergency. Well, I hope they died before they got there. Okay, that's horrible. I don't hope they died. I do hope they step on a rake tomorrow, and it conks them out. :finger:

And then some other assholes beeped their horn wildly at me a couple days ago. Again, long stretch of road, everything going nicely, I start passing in the correct fashion, and they slam on their breaks and beep their horn crazily out of the blue. Goddamn crazy drivers!

The only time I've ever used my horn was to get some vultures out of the road.
 
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Scarlet Varlet

Searching High and Low for a bill due two days ago. Found it. It's more than I expected. Have to pay anyway. :waah:
 
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Silvanesti

Krisken said:
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-- Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:44 pm --

Silvanesti said:
Krisken said:
I'm too stupid to figure out how to embed my LastFM chart on the site. Maybe I should just start misspelling words and drooling to lower expectations of others. :devil:
hey, it works for me.
What really aggravates me is I went with the board and allowed it because it didn't highlight it. smurfing spell check.
sorry man, i honestly didn't know it was misspelled (I don't think it is actually) i was just making fun of my own horrible spelling ability
 
Silvanesti said:
Krisken said:
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-- Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:44 pm --

Silvanesti said:
Krisken said:
I'm too stupid to figure out how to embed my LastFM chart on the site. Maybe I should just start misspelling words and drooling to lower expectations of others. :devil:
hey, it works for me.
What really aggravates me is I went with the board and allowed it because it didn't highlight it. smurfing spell check.
sorry man, i honestly didn't know it was misspelled (I don't think it is actually) i was just making fun of my own horrible spelling ability
Ah, I see. I slow.
 

Cajungal

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My boss just talked to me for 15 minutes about how hard it is for him to be the RLC of a dorm because:

"Their menstrual cycles sync up and they're all bitchy at the same time. Especially the RAs because they have to deal with the residents."

Then he talked to me about natural family planning and why I should be engaged. :explode:
 
Cajungal said:
My boss just talked to me for 15 minutes about how hard it is for him to be the RLC of a dorm because:

"Their menstrual cycles sync up and they're all bitchy at the same time. Especially the RAs because they have to deal with the residents."

Then he talked to me about natural family planning and why I should be engaged. :explode:
:confused:; wow it's like you just quoted the Res Life program at my school.... Except it's EVERYONE lol
 
Let's see.

Been at work for an hour? Check.
Been yelled at by 4 customers already? Check.
Had the remaining 9 customers refuse to follow directions or listen? Check.
Have to take a payday loan to pay rent because it's due on Sunday and even though I'm supposed to get paid the same day my company pays on the next business day instead of the previous when a payday falls on a weekend? Check.
Hungry and out of money? Check.
Nic' fitting and out of smokes? Check.
Have two teeth that need to be extracted and no dental insurance? Check.

God I hate Fridays.
 
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Philosopher B.

I am operating on four hours of sleep. I can't decide if I should go back to bed now that I've been to school. I think my decision-making processes have been impaired.
 
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Iaculus

Philosopher B. said:
I am operating on four hours of sleep. I can't decide if I should go back to bed now that I've been to school.
Lucky you.

Christ, but I hate SSRIs. At least the heightened anxiety hasn't kicked in yet. I think.
 
Philosopher B. said:
I am operating on four hours of sleep. I can't decide if I should go back to bed now that I've been to school. I think my decision-making processes have been impaired.
Coinflip says yes, go back to bed.
 
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Anubinomicon

every friday i go to work on 3 hours of sleep quit your belly achin'! :quote: :heythere:
 
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Silvanesti

Anubinomicon said:
every friday i go to work on 3 hours of sleep quit your belly achin'! :quote: :heythere:
3 hours of sleep?

quit your belly achin' I just punch myself in the nads over and over again to stay awake 24/7
 
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Scarlet Varlet

They've put forth reduction measures. Lady I work with is going to have he job cut if it's approved. :grrr:
 
The guy I work with was just laid off. That leaves just the owners and me at our startup company. At least I'm indispensible*!

*for as long as the company is solvent, I guess.
 
Ladies, a moment. Does any of you here think that 4:30 am on a friday morning, last night before spring break, is a good time to call your ex and tell him exactly who you're walking home with at that time, and how you intend to celebrate the beginning of spring break with this person? Bonus points if you think this person is a good friend of said ex boyfriend you call with this news. -_-
 
CynicismKills said:
I'm starting to think it was a mistake, and I'm smurfing frustrated in ways I haven't been in years.
You put it in the vacuum cleaner, didn't you?

When will people learn?
 
Fun Size said:
CynicismKills said:
I'm starting to think it was a mistake, and I'm smurfing frustrated in ways I haven't been in years.
You put it in the vacuum cleaner, didn't you?

When will people learn?
You should do a Public Service Announcement.
 
Gusto said:
Fun Size said:
CynicismKills said:
I'm starting to think it was a mistake, and I'm smurfing frustrated in ways I haven't been in years.
You put it in the vacuum cleaner, didn't you?

When will people learn?
You should do a Public Service Announcement.
I would, but I can't get this goddamned thing of my jock.

They were right though...nothing sucks like a Hoover.
 
I'm not one who searches for celebrity news, but I just read that a few weeks ago (March of 2009) Chris Rock expressed his desire to remake the film "Death at a Funeral."

Death at a Funeral was insanely funny, one of my favorite movies, and came out in August of 2007.

The film isn't even two years old yet, and the man has the gall to think it needs a remake? Two years is a reasonable wait between children. Two years is FAR too soon for a remake.

I know the Hulk got a quick remake, and there are a dozen other examples, but ... this one hits far too close to my heart.

And then I think about Hollywood seeming so stagnant, and uncreative, and I remember that Firefly got canceled, and it's enough to make me want to set fire to every network executive in the entire state of California. Just to be sure.

What the fuck is this shit?!
 
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Scarlet Varlet

Bubble181 said:
Ladies, a moment. Does any of you here think that 4:30 am on a friday morning, last night before spring break, is a good time to call your ex and tell him exactly who you're walking home with at that time, and how you intend to celebrate the beginning of spring break with this person? Bonus points if you think this person is a good friend of said ex boyfriend you call with this news. -_-
Should have said, 'Oh, thank God you called here, his mum has been calling half the country all night, something important about a family member.'

Fair's fair.
 
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Catafish

what the fuck is wrong with people texting in a god damned movie theater, I mean if you're going to have the back light off and no sound go for it, but why the fuck do you need to hold your bright ass cell phone out in front of you, fucking blinding the people sitting behind you.
 
god damn man...just had one of those days where the salt gets thrown right into the wound, you know?

of all the ways I expected today to play out, this was not even considered.

it did help me put some things into perspective though...so I guess there's a silver lining.
 
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Mr_Chaz

Rob King said:
I'm not one who searches for celebrity news, but I just read that a few weeks ago (March of 2009) Chris Rock expressed his desire to remake the film "Death at a Funeral."

Death at a Funeral was insanely funny, one of my favorite movies, and came out in August of 2007.

The film isn't even two years old yet, and the man has the gall to think it needs a remake? Two years is a reasonable wait between children. Two years is FAR too soon for a remake.

I know the Hulk got a quick remake, and there are a dozen other examples, but ... this one hits far too close to my heart.

And then I think about Hollywood seeming so stagnant, and uncreative, and I remember that Firefly got canceled, and it's enough to make me want to set fire to every network executive in the entire state of California. Just to be sure.

What the fuck is this shit?!

What the fuck man? What the fuck? Remaking a modern, non failure of a film? Death at a Funeral was genius, up there with In Bruges for modern comedy. The only reason Chris Rock might want to remake it is for an American audience. Get rid of all those damn Brits. Or something. Wanker.
 
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Silvanesti

if you're not going to bother showing up then at least give me a call, expecially when the weather is fucking horrible and i nearly killed myself getting there.

Fuck it, the building was shitty, i wouldn't want to rent there anyway.
 
When driving home yesterday I saw a couple of deaf bastards in front of me swerving around so they could be side by side and sign to each other. People complain a lot about drivers using their phone but at least they don't block the road and slow down traffic.
 
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