Rant VI: Now Drama Free

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David

David

Damn jaywalkers. Does the middle of the friggin overpass where I'm going anywhere between 30 and 40 MPH LOOK like a crosswalk to you?
 
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darkangel6988

I just wanna rant about how I'm feeling free and wanna date dammit and I can't cuz i have a stupid husband !!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE WANT HIM ???? Montreal is like a freaking buffet of hotness...Ok sorry Ill try to not get so excited Just had to share that lol!~
 
Krisken

Krisken

Thanks for the comments Rob, Calleja, and Null. While I still care for this person and wish him/her to be nothing but happy, I can't be certain that can happen with me around. Weird, eh?
 
Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

That's sad, Krisken. I view friendships cracking as somehow worse than relationships; it's happened to me too.

LittleSin: I'm so glad you're alright.
 
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makare

My van is going to cost 300 dollars to fix and now my laptop keeps giving me the blue screen. Wtf world wtf.
 
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Wasabi Poptart

Nearly assaulted my husband a few hours ago. He snuck into the house super quietly. Or so he thought. I didn't hear the back gate from our fence at all, which is a tell-tale sign that he is home. I did hear the screen door open and then slide closed. I heard no footfalls. But I did see a shadow on the wall. My son was watching TV. My daughter was napping upstairs in her crib. All I could think of was how some whacked out nutjob came into our yard about 2 years ago at 7am. I grabbed the closest, handy, heavy object and went toward the dining area. Just as my husband came around the corner, I was aiming for his face/head.

I need a drink.
 
Rob King

Rob King

darkangel6988 said:
I just wanna rant about how I'm feeling free and wanna date dammit and I can't cuz i have a stupid husband !!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE WANT HIM ???? Montreal is like a freaking buffet of hotness...Ok sorry Ill try to not get so excited Just had to share that lol!~
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Have fun with that. Sucks that your marriage is over, but if it wasn't working then I guess it's good that it's finished.
 
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Chazwozel

Wasabi Poptart said:
Nearly assaulted my husband a few hours ago. He snuck into the house super quietly. Or so he thought. I didn't hear the back gate from our fence at all, which is a tell-tale sign that he is home. I did hear the screen door open and then slide closed. I heard no footfalls. But I did see a shadow on the wall. My son was watching TV. My daughter was napping upstairs in her crib. All I could think of was how some whacked out nutjob came into our yard about 2 years ago at 7am. I grabbed the closest, handy, heavy object and went toward the dining area. Just as my husband came around the corner, I was aiming for his face/head.

I need a drink.
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It would be hilarious if you hit him with a frying pan.
 
Morphine

Morphine

We should tell the woman with the anti-rapists condoms about frying pans... *KA-PAN* right in the face seems a better solution to me.
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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Null said:
"Muschi" means "pussy", both in the feline and anatomical forms.
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Pillu doesn't have the same double meaning. Mirri, however, does. One of the most strangest nicknames I know is ripsipiirakka, or 'hair pie', ripsi meaning an eyelash.

It might have something to do with said piece of female anatomy resembling a Karelian pastry:



Especially since it's supposed to be buttered up and eaten hot.
 
Null

Null

North_Ranger;405024][QUOTE=Null said:
"Muschi" means "pussy", both in the feline and anatomical forms.
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Pillu doesn't have the same double meaning. Mirri, however, does. One of the most strangest nicknames I know is ripsipiirakka, or 'hair pie', ripsi meaning an eyelash.

It might have something to do with said piece of female anatomy resembling a Karelian pastry:



Especially since it's supposed to be buttered up and eaten hot.[/QUOTE]

I'm not going near a girl with that much crust on her.
 
Morphine

Morphine

Null;405019][QUOTE=Calleja said:
Huevos.


what?
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Oh, right. u before e except after chupacabra.

In German also, "Eier" - eggs - is also used for testicles. Interestingly, "Muschi" means "pussy", both in the feline and anatomical forms.[/QUOTE]

True, true.
One of the first bavarian songs I ever heard was called "Hände weg von meine Musch" which means "Hands off my pussy" ...isn't it lovely?
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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fade said:
You know hair pie or fur pie is a euphemism in English, too, right?
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Of course. But the Finnish version thereof is considered extremely crass and offensive - which might be the reason why one 90s metal band picked Ripsipiirakka as their name.
 
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Chazwozel

North_Ranger;405024][QUOTE=Null said:
"Muschi" means "pussy", both in the feline and anatomical forms.
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Pillu doesn't have the same double meaning. Mirri, however, does. One of the most strangest nicknames I know is ripsipiirakka, or 'hair pie', ripsi meaning an eyelash.

It might have something to do with said piece of female anatomy resembling a Karelian pastry:



Especially since it's supposed to be buttered up and eaten hot.[/QUOTE]

The hell kind of women have you been dating who's vag look like that?
 
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