Remember "That Starbucks Thread"?

[Espy]

Well I am at a Starbucks and let me tell you... While there are many girls here, I do not plan to hit on, nor have sex with any of them.

I am however, going to make, sweet, sweet love to these Hebrew passages I have to translate.

That is all.

 

[Gusto]

All.

Night.

Long.

 

[Espy]

OMG Gusto I don't need the pressure of your expectations

 

[Gusto]

Now you're gonna be all up in your head about it.

With that kinda tension you might end up giving out after like an hour or so. Sorry man.

 

[Espy]

DUDE.

 

[Gusto]

Sorry bro. I feel like I've destroyed our friendship irreparably.

 

[Espy]

You know bro, maybe if we throw on some Jack Johnson and crack a Heini we can make this thing work.

 

[ElJuski]

just have sex with one of them

cmon

 

[Espy]

Who am I having sex with?

 

[ElJuski]

man I don't know the barista

 

[Espy]

He's so not my type.

There is a girl sitting across from me who doesn't seem to know that when she sits that way in a skirt she's basically offering a free anatomy lesson to the public.

But still... probably gonna have to pass.

 

[ElJuski]

inb4 the sweaty nerd erections get here

 

[Espy]

wait, you aren't sweaty?

 

[ElJuski]

I'm covered in a thin layer of fur. I sweat through my tongue, duh

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

So when are you going to have sex with one of them?

 

[Espy]

Oh geeze, who invited Allen?

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

So do you know when you're going to have sex with one of the hebrew pages yet?

If none of them appeal:

 

[ElJuski]

oh my

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Does that Hebrew book have a sweet, sexy spine? Mmmm.

 

[Silver Jelly]

I'm loving this thread!

 

[Dirona]

Espy, baby, if you are going to be transliting some sexy Hebrew, you need a sexy commentary. With 2 loaded volumes, you can't go wrong.

Rrowr!