Remember The Simpsons Bible Stories Episode?

[Zappit]

The one with Jesus in the People's Court with a file labeled "My Accident"? So, yeah. Looks like it happened FO REALZ!

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/lord_jesus_christ_suffers_mino.html

 

[Dave]

His name is legally Lord Jesus Christ?!?

 

[General Specific]

He must be fun at Church functions.

"...and lastly, let us thank our Lord Jesus Christ for this beautiful day!"

"YOU'RE WELCOME!"

 

[Chibibar]

His name is legally Lord Jesus Christ?!?

Heh.

 

[Soliloquy]

Well, lots of Muslims are named Muhammad, so I guess, why not?

 

[phil]

typically I avoid comments, but these ones are golden.

"She nailed him, in the cross walk?"

"Christ will be okay. He's survived worse."

"did He forgive her?"

 

[Skinny Santa]

God only in Northampton lmao.

 

[Fun Size]

Obviously a woman driver. Why else would she have been driving on the water in the first place?

 

[sixpackshaker]

I wonder if Lord Jesus Christ will Google himself and come again to visit.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Guys... I'm sorry, I know he meant a lot to you, but I think he's had his last supper.

 

[Zappit]

So this is the actual guy:

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/lord_jesus_christ_says_getting.html

 

[Dave]

Wait! LORD JESUS CHRIST is Whoopie Goldberg?!?



I did not see that coming.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Neither did he. *rimshot*