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Reveal your alts!

Jul 30, 2009#1

tegid

The healthcare got me curious!

Who is JCM's alt that is older than the universe?

Who is Messiah's brother?

Other alts? (Tress, care to start?

)

Jul 30, 2009#2

V.Bond

I am every single person who registered, but never posted.

Jul 30, 2009#3

@Li3n

Like Rose from Street Fighter, i'm not an alt of JCM, i'm just the good part of his soul that was cast out when he finally mastered his Forusmasher Power... :tongue:

Jul 30, 2009#4

phil

On April fools day I made an alt called " a better troll" who did Memes wrong. I laughed at myself and then continued to be alone in life. It was great.

Jul 30, 2009#5

chakz

If I had to guess JCM's alt I would say leetnoob.....or maybe its me :bush:

Jul 30, 2009#6

Philosopher B.

I saw a picture of L33tn00b once though ... plus JCM said his alt continues to hang around ...

Jul 30, 2009#7

chakz

Philosopher B. said:
I saw a picture of L33tn00b once though ... plus JCM said his alt continues to hang around ...

Trust not pictures on teh interwebs. Though....you could be jcm's alt....You could be his alt and not even know it. Your like...the reverse matrix.

Jul 30, 2009#8

bhamv3

I'll bet you guys can't guess my two other accounts.

Jul 30, 2009#9

Twitch

I wish a mod or admin would just confirm whether or not JCM is blowing that alt shit out of his ass.

Jul 30, 2009#10

tegid

bhamv1 and bhamv2?

Jul 30, 2009#11

Philosopher B.

chakz said:
blah blah blah drama, blah blah blah alts blah blah bla

God kid, learn to read, I'm not his alt. Now escuse me while I go wash my lxuriant hair and blow sme hookers, cause hey, life's too short

I MEAN - Sheeeeee-it, I don't know what y'all are talking about, mang.

:Leyla:

No offense to Julio. Just bein' silly. : P

Jul 30, 2009#12

bhamv3

tegid said:
bhamv1 and bhamv2?

That's what I want you to think.

Jul 30, 2009#13

Twitch said:
I wish a mod or admin would just confirm whether or not JCM is blowing that alt shit out of his ass.

If someone decides to use a proxy server -- and this is not my coy way of saying JCM is doing that, as I've never looked into it and don't plan to -- then there's really no way for us to know.

Jul 30, 2009#14

doomdragon6

I'm JCM's alt.

Had you muh-fuggas FOOLED!

Jul 30, 2009#15

rvdleun

Tadaaaah.

Jul 30, 2009#16

Rob King

I think Ed is alt.

Yep. Alt as the hills.

(Will somebody love me now?)

Jul 30, 2009#17

Cuyval Dar

Rob King said:
I think Ed is alt.

Yep. Alt as the hills.

(Will somebody love me now?)

Ah, German language jokes!

Unless I registered one while sleep computing, I have no alt...for now.

Jul 30, 2009#18

Silver Jelly

I'm an elk.

Jul 30, 2009#19

I'm Sparticus!

(Really? I was the first one?)

Jul 30, 2009#20

Gurpel

I am spartacus!

Edrondol said:
I'm Sparticus!

(Really? I was the first one?)

no, i am. you butchered it.

Jul 30, 2009#21

bhamv3

I'd create a Spartacus alt and say "no you're not," but I'm out of email addresses to use.

BTW, can we make it so we can create more than one account per email? I'll have to roll out bhamv4 eventually.

Jul 30, 2009#22

Gurpel

bhamv3 said:
I'd create a Spartacus alt and say "no you're not," but I'm out of email addresses to use.

BTW, can we make it so we can create more than one account per email? I'll have to roll out bhamv4 eventually.

yeah, so, why do you do that again? i was just getting used to bhamv2

Jul 30, 2009#23

bhamv3

Gurpel said:
bhamv3 said:

I'd create a Spartacus alt and say "no you're not," but I'm out of email addresses to use.

BTW, can we make it so we can create more than one account per email? I'll have to roll out bhamv4 eventually.

Click to expand...

yeah, so, why do you do that again? i was just getting used to bhamv2

So I can have as many accounts as possible with the Evil! EEEEEVIL!!! rank.

It's... it's just something to do, you know.

aranoid:

Jul 30, 2009#24

sixpackshaker

Edrondol said:
I'm Sparticus!

(Really? I was the first one?)

Nope.

I'M JCM!

Jul 30, 2009#25

Okay, okay. I confess.

I'm ThatNickGuy.

I know, right? It's all like...mind blowing.

Jul 30, 2009#26

Gurpel

ThatNickGuy said:
Okay, okay. I confess.

I'm ThatNickGuy.

I know, right? It's all like...mind blowing.

to think.... all this time, it was really you posting as you...

Jul 30, 2009#27

KCWM

I was Grues Clues on the other board...i have no alts on this board.

Jul 30, 2009#28

WolfOfOdin

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

Jul 30, 2009#29

WolfOfOdin said:
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

I KNEW it!!

...wait, what?

Jul 30, 2009#30

Gurpel

WolfOfOdin said:
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

oh jeez now you've done it. thats basically the equivalent of commissioner gordon using the batsignal, but for calleja.

I KNEW it!!

...wait, what?

learn yourself some beatles, young man. or, hey just google it.

Jul 30, 2009#31

Jay

I'm JCM's alt.

Jul 30, 2009#32

Allen, who is Quiet

WolfOfOdin said:
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

I am the eggman

Jul 30, 2009#33

Silver Jelly

Gurpel said:
WolfOfOdin said:

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

Click to expand...

oh jeez now you've done it. thats basically the equivalent of commissioner gordon using the batsignal, but for calleja.

I KNEW it!!

...wait, what?

Click to expand...

learn yourself some beatles, young man. or, hey just google it.

What does this thread need more of?

Jul 30, 2009#34

Allen, who is Quiet

cowbell

Jul 30, 2009#35

Shegokigo

I'd say about 4-5 alts?

Jul 30, 2009#36

filmfanatic

Allen said:
WolfOfOdin said:

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

Click to expand...

I am the eggman

They are the eggman.

Jul 30, 2009#37

MindDetective

I'm not totally convinced of it but I suspected JCM was zero for a while.

Jul 30, 2009#38

M

Meraede

I am the walrus.

Goo goo ga joob

Jul 30, 2009#39

Steven Soderburgin

I love that so many people here have alts. I wonder how many distinct people actually post here.

Jul 30, 2009#40

Shegokigo

Probably a total of 8 REAL people.

Jul 30, 2009#41

WolfOfOdin

Fun fact: Calleja will send you on a Magical Mystery Tour........OF PAIN!

Jul 30, 2009#42

Shegokigo

WolfOfOdin said:
Fun fact: Calleja will send you on a Magical Mystery Tour........OF PAIN!

Wrong thread? :Leyla:

Jul 30, 2009#43

Hylian

I am myself and no other

Jul 30, 2009#44

Jay

Actually, I'm really Shego's alt.

Jul 30, 2009#45

ElJuski

What we need is a couple more pages of people pretending to be each other's alt. That is what this thread needs.

Jul 30, 2009#46

Jay

^ Sounds like Kissinger ^

Jul 30, 2009#47

Shegokigo

SeriousJay said:
Actually, I'm really Shego's alt.

Damnit, I didn't remember typing in that username and password that time around, I meant to log in under "Rolling Samus".

aranoid:

Jul 30, 2009#48

I have no alts and never will here. I made one on HP but think it would be bad of me to do now.

Jul 30, 2009#49

Silver Jelly

ElJuski said:
What we need is a couple more pages of people pretending to be each other's alt. That is what this thread needs.

I'm sorry, I meant to say this from this account.

Jul 30, 2009#50

Gusto

Jul 30, 2009#51

I'm my own alt.

Jul 30, 2009#52

I'm my own grandpa.

Jul 30, 2009#53

Edrondol said:
I'm my own grandpa.

Fry?

Jul 30, 2009#54

bigcountry23

Both of my April fool's day Alts have been revealed in a previous thread. I have used one of them once since 4/1.

Jul 30, 2009#55

General Specific said:
Edrondol said:

I'm my own grandpa.

Click to expand...

Fry?

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0s5Kn9QXtU:14twhzpe][/youtube:14twhzpe]

Jul 30, 2009#56

chakz

I've actually never created an alt. Always seemed like to much trouble.

Jul 30, 2009#57

Tinwhistler

I thought this thread was for sharing alt.com accounts...

aranoid:

Jul 30, 2009#58

figmentPez

I don't have any alts on this board. On the old one I made a couple posts as Death of Rats, though.

Jul 30, 2009#59

Shegokigo

Tinwhistler said:
I thought this thread was for sharing alt.com accounts...

aranoid:

Crap, so did I.

Disregard my previous post. :Leyla:

Jul 30, 2009#60

Twitch

Shegokigo said:
SeriousJay said:

Actually, I'm really Shego's alt.

Click to expand...

Damnit, I didn't remember typing in that username and password that time around, I meant to log in under "Rolling Samus". aranoid:

wait, what?

Jul 30, 2009#61

blotsfan

I dunno, I can read the threads with this account. Why should I need another?

Jul 30, 2009#62

JCM

Reveal your alts!

NEVER!

ZenMonkey said:
Twitch said:

I wish a mod or admin would just confirm whether or not JCM is blowing that alt shit out of his ass.

Click to expand...

If someone decides to use a proxy server -- and this is not my coy way of saying JCM is doing that, as I've never looked into it and don't plan to -- then there's really no way for us to know.

You are a wise one Zen.

Anyway, it was a joke when forumpolis felt the wrath of Scott, then ressurected when Erik Larsen banned me from the image forums and I was using a script to make 5-6 alts every few mins to annoy Keatinge. I´ll probably take her/him to the forum grave with me.

Jul 30, 2009#63

Fun Size

I was briefly Stayle Gorms, but only to cover the Alt uprising at HalfPixel. Never here would I alt. I simply don't have enough to say.

Jul 30, 2009#64

Allen, who is Quiet

I did consider making an account called "The Elephant in the Room" and have it be an attention whore to see if people would talk about it.

Jul 30, 2009#65

Rob King

I have an alt on Facebook, does that count? His name is "Carl Baxter"

It was sort of a joke from a D&D campaign. Our party was wandering through a dungeon, and stumbled upon some guards. Instead of fighting immediately, my bard cried out something like "Oh, thank God, someone who knows their way around! Can you tell us where Carl went?"

Twenty epic bluff checks later, and we had spun this whole character, Carl, who worked with Tiamat Textiles as a Dragonwhisperer. Needless to say, the guards didn't know him (although if I remember correctly, one guard didn't want to admit to his ignorance, so pretended he had heard the name before), but we used the time spent in conversation to position the party strategically, and managed to capture them.

That night, I created a Facebook account for him, and every so often I write on the party members' walls in character.

Never bothered making an alt on this forum though. Just seems like a waste of time, and if I use it to troll, and somehow get found out ... well, that just makes me look like a jackass too.

Jul 30, 2009#66

Thread Necromancer

I'm Batman. :batman:

seriously can't see how this thread made it to page two without someone saying it

Jul 30, 2009#67

Chazwozel

My only alt ever was 'Satan'

He's retired now.

Jul 30, 2009#68

Yavaux

Thread Necromancer said:
I'm Batman. :batman:

:slap:

Jul 30, 2009#69

Wahad

I'M Spartacus! :whistling:

I haven't been around long enough nor am I creative enough to make an alt. Might do something for next April 1st or something.

Jul 30, 2009#70

Shegokigo

Thread Necromancer said:
I'm Batman. :batman:

seriously can't see how this thread made it to page two without someone saying it

No you're not -
[attachment=0:2dbgl9nj]batman.jpg[/attachment:2dbgl9nj]

Jul 30, 2009#71

tegid

Jul 30, 2009#72

Thread Necromancer

Jul 30, 2009#73

Tinwhistler

better with sound...

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06kXXJUddHQ:2is77fnx][/youtube:2is77fnx]

Jul 30, 2009#74

Every so often /b/ delivers huge. Kudos for that one!

Jul 30, 2009#75

Yavaux

Thread Necromancer said:
*batdance*

:slap:

Jul 30, 2009#76

Shegokigo said:
Damnit, I didn't remember typing in that username and password that time around, I meant to log in under "Rolling Samus". aranoid:

You have no idea how much I wish that were true.

Jul 30, 2009#77

The Lovely Boehner

Didn't RollingSamus scam a bunch of donations out of Halforum or something in the first month or two?

Jul 30, 2009#78

Charlie Dont Surf said:
Didn't RollingSamus scam a bunch of donations out of Halforum or something in the first month or two?

I myself don't remember that. It's just her sparkling personality and cogent discussion on women's issues that I miss so much. :eyeroll:

Jul 30, 2009#79

She scammed nothing. She was having issues and I donated money to her to help out. I labeled it "Merry Christmas from Halforum". She never asked for it.

Jul 30, 2009#80

Krisken

I was Bad Religion for April fools day. Nothing too exciting about that.

Jul 30, 2009#81

Silver Jelly

That Bale/kermit batman thread was EPIC.

Jul 30, 2009#82

Chibibar

I have no alts. :waah:

Jul 30, 2009#83

CynicismKills

No alts for me, never saw a need for it.

Jul 30, 2009#84

Troll

Jul 30, 2009#85

drawn_inward

No alts. I came up with a Grue alt when all that was going down, but I never "created" it.

I don't post enough to use an alt, and I am not nearly bored enough to make one now.

Pro-tip: I'm ZM's alt. :uhhuh:

Jul 30, 2009#86

Yavaux

I am the masked smiley!!

Jul 30, 2009#87

Thread Necromancer

Yavaux said:
I am the masked smiley!!

:slap:

Jul 30, 2009#88

drawn_inward said:
Pro-tip: I'm ZM's alt. :uhhuh:

Ah shit, it's gone sentient...

Jul 30, 2009#89

Gusto

Goddamnit that shit is funny.

Jul 30, 2009#90

Chazwozel

ZenMonkey said:
Charlie Dont Surf said:

Didn't RollingSamus scam a bunch of donations out of Halforum or something in the first month or two?

Click to expand...

I myself don't remember that. It's just her sparkling personality and cogent discussion on women's issues that I miss so much. :eyeroll:

MISOGYNIST!!!!!!!!

Jul 30, 2009#91

Chazwozel said:
MISOGYNIST!!!!!!!!

That is both a good impression, and also sorely ironic given your bullshit in the driving thread.

Jul 30, 2009#92

Rob King

I feel like making an avatar in the style of one of those bumper stickers we all know and love.

"My alt is a lamborghini"
or
"My alt is a lurker"
or
"My alt is JCM"
or
... something

Might make a decent shirt or something too :/

Jul 30, 2009#93

Okay, okay.

I'm Gusto's alt.

And you have NO idea how hard that was to pull off in Vent when we were both in there.

Jul 30, 2009#94

Chippy

HoboNinja.

Self loathing.

Jul 30, 2009#95

HoboNinja

I only ever had Pepé Le Grue on the old forums.

Jul 30, 2009#96

V.Bond

Chippy said:
HoboNinja.

Self loathing.

Your timing is legendary.

Jul 30, 2009#97

Steven Soderburgin

Chippy said:
HoboNinja.

Self loathing.

Jul 31, 2009#98

JCM

Chippy said:
HoboNinja.

Self loathing.

What are you doing posting, my alt?

Jul 31, 2009#99

Chippy

Kissinger said:
Chippy said:

HoboNinja.

Self loathing.

Click to expand...

:toocool:

Jul 31, 2009#100

Batdan

Thread Necromancer said:
I'm Batman. :batman:

No, I'm Batd... nevermind.

Jul 31, 2009#101

fade

Chazwozel said:
My only alt ever was 'Satan'

He's retired now.

Are you serious? Satan was by far the funniest alt. Of course, I've always liked your posts.

I had like two over at halfpixel, but I can't even remember what they were. I made Jesus Christ in response to Satan, but I accidentally permanently deleted the activation email, and I couldn't log in.

Jul 31, 2009#102

ElJuski

conversely, I'll never forgive you for Satan, Chaz. I thought you were Invader all that time. Satan, Megatron...fuck all those alts.

YOU CAN ASPIRE TO BETTER

Jul 31, 2009#103

CynicismKills

Chippy said:
HoboNinja.

Self loathing.

DIO APPROVES.

Jul 31, 2009#104

Jake

ElJuski said:
conversely, I'll never forgive you for Satan, Chaz. I thought you were Invader all that time. Satan, Megatron...fuck all those alts.

YOU CAN ASPIRE TO BETTER

I think Megatron was Amy.

Jul 31, 2009#105

JCM

Jake said:
ElJuski said:

conversely, I'll never forgive you for Satan, Chaz. I thought you were Invader all that time. Satan, Megatron...fuck all those alts.

YOU CAN ASPIRE TO BETTER

Click to expand...

I think Megatron was Amy.

Yes it was.

Jul 31, 2009#106

Matt²

Jean Grue Pickhard of the Starship Gruerprise, motherfuggers!
:rimshot:

:clap:

Jul 31, 2009#107

Andromache

Megatron, and God. (briefly.)

Jul 31, 2009#108

Tress

The Neon Grue said:
Jean Grue Pickhard of the Starship Gruerprise, motherfuggers!
:clap:

Well well well, look who's back?

Makes me wonder if you ever completely left...

aranoid:

Jul 31, 2009#109

filmfanatic

The Neon Grue said:
Jean Grue Pickhard of the Starship Gruerprise, motherfuggers!
:clap:

Officer Filmkov of the Starship Gruerprise, reporting for duty!

...Speaking of which, it has been a while since anything has happened with the Gruerprise thread. Anyone up for just taking things back to square one and starting a new thread for it?

Aug 1, 2009#110

Chronos[Ha-G]

I actually don't remember if I even have an alt on this forum. I know I had one or two as jokes on the previous forum, but this one? Don't think I've done that here.

Aug 1, 2009#111

A

Alts Are Annoying

Obviously, I do not have any alts.

Aug 1, 2009#112

T

The CIA

Owning an alternate username, or "alt", as it is known in the hacker scene, is a federal offense and legitimate cause for a federal investigation against the owner of such. Please refrain from making one of thses "alts" as a means of causing pleasure and/or ridiculing someone.

Aug 1, 2009#113

Allen, who is Quiet

I didn't laugh.

Aug 1, 2009#114

Thread Necromancer

The CIA said:
Owning an alternate username, or "alt", as it is known in the hacker scene, is a federal offense and legitimate cause for a federal investigation against the owner of such. Please refrain from making one of thses "alts" as a means of causing pleasure and/or ridiculing someone.

:slap:

Aug 1, 2009#115

Yavaux

Thread Necromancer said:
The CIA said:

Owning an alternate username, or "alt", as it is known in the hacker scene, is a federal offense and legitimate cause for a federal investigation against the owner of such. Please refrain from making one of thses "alts" as a means of causing pleasure and/or ridiculing someone.

Click to expand...

:slap:

:slap:

Aug 1, 2009#116

Bubble181

Allen said:
I didn't laugh.

Darn, I failed :'(

Aug 5, 2009#117

Calleja

For those of you who DON'T know, Yavaux and Thread Nrecromancer are actually the same awesome drunken dude.

I just wanted to share the funniest thing about this thread for me. (Apart from the epically legendary 4chan kermit batman image)

Aug 5, 2009#118

Bonhomme Richard

Never thought about it before, but my main is technically an alt. A :quote: borrowed :quote: alt, but an alt nonetheless.

Aug 5, 2009#119

Thread Necromancer

Calleja said:
For those of you who DON'T know, Yavaux and Thread Nrecromancer are actually the same awesome drunken dude.

I just wanted to share the funniest thing about this thread for me. (Apart from the epically legendary 4chan kermit batman image)

:falldown:

Aug 5, 2009#120

Yavaux

Calleja said:
For those of you who DON'T know, Yavaux and Thread Nrecromancer are actually the same awesome drunken dude.

I just wanted to share the funniest thing about this thread for me. (Apart from the epically legendary 4chan kermit batman image)

:aaahhh:

Aug 5, 2009#121

Calleja

:toocool:

Aug 5, 2009#122

I have one. Haven't posted with it yet. But Juski knows...oh yes, he knows.

Aug 5, 2009#123

Tress

Aug 5, 2009#124

Cajungal

I wanna know who Salsaboy is.

Aug 5, 2009#125

Thread Necromancer

This makes me wonder, if I post and then follow up with Yavaux, does it count as a double post?

Aug 5, 2009#126

Yavaux

Thread Necromancer said:
This makes me wonder, if I post and then follow up with Yavaux, does it count as a double post?

:slap:

You seriously need to crawl back into your threads and leave these decent people alone without you inane blabbering.

Aug 5, 2009#127

Thread Necromancer

Yavaux said:
Thread Necromancer said:

This makes me wonder, if I post and then follow up with Yavaux, does it count as a double post?

Click to expand...

:slap:

You seriously need to crawl back into your threads and leave these decent people alone without you inane blabbering.

Decent? That shows how much you know about us. We're all full of :hump:

and :falldown: with some :moon: and a big touch of :twisted:

Aug 5, 2009#128

PatrThom

On any forum
I have not made any alts.
Never felt the need.

--Patrick

Aug 5, 2009#129

Thread Necromancer

I'm very open about my sexua..... I mean, alt*. It's not that there is a need for him. And I've never made a great show of hiding who/what he is. Even had a coming out party of sorts on the old board. And the account is only here because... well that was a joke that didn't pan out and it just sits and collects dust only to be pulled out for times like these when I really think I'm only entertaining myself and apparently Calleja

Aug 5, 2009#130

A

Alts Are Annoying

Stop the bloody alt-hopping already, you dick-for-brain retard. It's not funny, and you're not entertaining anyone. Get a life, instead of just chatting with YOURSELF on an on line forum. How pathetic can you get, anyway? Moron.

Aug 5, 2009#131

Bubble181

Lighten up, dude, it's just a forum. I think he's funny.
You need to go out and have real interaction with people, or something. Go do some sports to work off that rage.

Aug 5, 2009#132

Yavaux

Alts Are Annoying said:
Stop the bloody alt-hopping already, you *-for-brain retard. It's not funny, and you're not entertaining anyone. Get a life, instead of just chatting with YOURSELF on an on line forum. How pathetic can you get, anyway? Moron.

He is pretty pathetic isn't he. I bet he's drunk again. sheesh.

Aug 5, 2009#133

Bizarro Gusto

Aug 5, 2009#134

A

Alts Are Annoying

Yavaux said:
Alts Are Annoying said:

Stop the bloody alt-hopping already, you *-for-brain retard. It's not funny, and you're not entertaining anyone. Get a life, instead of just chatting with YOURSELF on an on line forum. How pathetic can you get, anyway? Moron.

Click to expand...

He is pretty pathetic isn't he. I bet he's drunk again. sheesh.

As usual. Honestly, sitting at home - alone, of course - getting drunk, doing things only you yourself could ever find funny, just messing up other people's nice and easy way of life, how pathetic can you get? Djeezes man, I'd feel sorry for him if he weren't such a numbskull dicking around on here.

Aug 5, 2009#135

Cajungal

Oh man, here they come.

Aug 5, 2009#136

Gusto

WINK WONK

rly:

Aug 5, 2009#137

Bubble181

Cajungal said:
Oh man, here they come.

Yeah, I wish they'd stop that. It's childish and immature. Funny for five minutes, but then...
Wrong account?

Aug 5, 2009#138

Mainly I wish my doppelganger would remove the "Scratch" plug now. :eek:

rly:

Aug 5, 2009#139

Allen, who is Quiet

bubs, you heard the admin. get on that.

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