doomdragon6
Staff member
I don't make new threads often, but this interested me in so many different ways at once that I felt I had to.
Kay, so, I had a bag of open M&Ms in my apartment cupboard. They've been there a while. But hey, they're M&Ms. That's what you do.
So anywho, I get a craving for them, and as I'm pulling the bag out, a fairly decent amount spill out. I think, "Well doo-doo biscuits, I'll put these in a less spillable container." So I get a tupperware thingy, pour the M&Ms into it, clean up the M&Ms I spilled, and head to my room.
When I go back to put the new container away, I open the cupboard and see "movement." I wasn't sure what kind of movement, but hey, movement in a cupboard is never good news.
Anyway, I peer in and notice 3 M&Ms that I'd missed in clean-up. And a roach that had just scampered away from them when I peered in.
I look at the M&Ms and they are very visibly eaten. Like, I've never really had to ponder what it looks like when a roach gets a hold of something to eat, but these things were torn into. Two of them had little blotches of color drilled away to the chocolate, and the third was getting worn down. That muh-fugger was HONGRY.
So yeah, I just assumed that I had a roach in my cupboard and it found some M&Ms I'd just spilled. Wee. But then I noticed a few little tiny roach poos. That's when it occured to me that the roach could have very well been inside my bag. So I look into my tupperware thingy, sift around a bit, and.. Oh.. Joy. Lookit that. Little roach poos.
......
After tossing the M&Ms into the trash, I start clearing the cupboard in preparation to kill this little guy. I eventually flush him out and then crush him with some paper towels.
Here's where it gets interesting-er. On my paper towel, on the counter, and on the floor where the corpse fell were splotches of blue. Like, a LOT of blue. Like, "Here's a water-dropper with food coloring in it. Give it a few squeezes!"
So, I'm guessing this bastard ate so much of the blue and green M&Ms that his guts/blood/contents/whatever was just blue liquid.
Whatever. It was just weird.
tl;dr - I ate roach M&Ms.
Kay, so, I had a bag of open M&Ms in my apartment cupboard. They've been there a while. But hey, they're M&Ms. That's what you do.
So anywho, I get a craving for them, and as I'm pulling the bag out, a fairly decent amount spill out. I think, "Well doo-doo biscuits, I'll put these in a less spillable container." So I get a tupperware thingy, pour the M&Ms into it, clean up the M&Ms I spilled, and head to my room.
When I go back to put the new container away, I open the cupboard and see "movement." I wasn't sure what kind of movement, but hey, movement in a cupboard is never good news.
Anyway, I peer in and notice 3 M&Ms that I'd missed in clean-up. And a roach that had just scampered away from them when I peered in.
I look at the M&Ms and they are very visibly eaten. Like, I've never really had to ponder what it looks like when a roach gets a hold of something to eat, but these things were torn into. Two of them had little blotches of color drilled away to the chocolate, and the third was getting worn down. That muh-fugger was HONGRY.
So yeah, I just assumed that I had a roach in my cupboard and it found some M&Ms I'd just spilled. Wee. But then I noticed a few little tiny roach poos. That's when it occured to me that the roach could have very well been inside my bag. So I look into my tupperware thingy, sift around a bit, and.. Oh.. Joy. Lookit that. Little roach poos.
......
After tossing the M&Ms into the trash, I start clearing the cupboard in preparation to kill this little guy. I eventually flush him out and then crush him with some paper towels.
Here's where it gets interesting-er. On my paper towel, on the counter, and on the floor where the corpse fell were splotches of blue. Like, a LOT of blue. Like, "Here's a water-dropper with food coloring in it. Give it a few squeezes!"
So, I'm guessing this bastard ate so much of the blue and green M&Ms that his guts/blood/contents/whatever was just blue liquid.
Whatever. It was just weird.
tl;dr - I ate roach M&Ms.
