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[Hylian]

^ only likes eating vegetarians for breakfast

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Is no doubt envious of my diet.

 

[Hylian]

^ should know I only eat vegetarians if they are wrapped in bacon and deep fried

 

[Shazam]

looks like Marcellus Wallace.

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Eats beef

 

[Shazam]

sits quietly at the bar sipping his vodka.

 

[Hylian]

^ sits quietly sipping his beef smoothie

 

[Shazam]

dances ballet in full-on pink tutu.

 

[Sparhawk]

^
once ate a vegetarian, because the cow had been killed and served as a steak

 

[Shazam]

Has been stealing my receipts.

 

[Hylian]

^ has been stealing my pocket change

 

[Pojodan]

^
likes change

 

[Sparhawk]

^
likes small denomination, unmarked bills

 

[Hylian]

^ likes credit cards (preferably other peoples credit card)

 

[makare]

knows mo' money means mo' problems

 

[Shazam]

Can command birds by flaring their nostrils.

 

[Hylian]

^ can control nostrils by flaring his butt

 

[Shazam]

Can control butts by flaring his own.

 

[Sparhawk]

^
has a chapped butt cheek from the cold wind that is blowing

 

[North_Ranger]

Has been "greeting" Shazam.

 

[Sparhawk]

^
has been pretending to be in the sauna all day, while getting paid to look like he's working

 

[Pojodan]

^
pretends the rest of us don't exsist.

 

[North_Ranger]

Pretends that time is an illusion... so he can waste the whole day doing stupid things that don't matter.

 

[Sparhawk]

^
pretends that the messages on here are from other people, not just the other people in his head

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Should know, cause' he hears voices like MC Schizophrenic.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvomqlH1fVo:19a035r3][/youtube:19a035r3]

 

[Shawn]

^
Has no need for words when Youtube is sufficient.

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Isn't a cheap by merely posting youtube

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Uses his words.

 

[InfiniteShadow]

Uses his vocabulary

 

[strawman]

^
Vocabulates his users.

 

[Thread Necromancer]

Violates his abusers.

 

[Shazam]

Violates llamas.

 

[Philosopher B.]

^ Laminates violators.

 

[North_Ranger]

Makes people walk the plank.

 

[Bubble181]

^ makes people stiff as boards.