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Dave

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Jan 20, 2014 10:22 PM - Timmus: if you're more in the mood for, say, 933 of something might I suggest my posts.
Jan 21, 2014 2:44 PM - Krisken: If you only have time for a short story, Timmus does have good posts
 

Dave

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Jan 23, 2014 7:13 AM - stienman: Kriskens: 10,000 bites or your money back!
Jan 23, 2014 8:19 AM - BananaHands: I love creepin' on the Late Nite @ Halforums section. Good addition 10/10.
 

Dave

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Jan 30, 2014 at 2:20 AM - WasabiPoptart: http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/6361/hello-no-this-is-cat.jpg
Jan 30, 2014 at 8:26 AM - Emrys: Now I'm more confused and don't know what this is.
Jan 30, 2014 at 8:58 AM - bhamv3: Happy Chinese New Year, for those of you into that sort of thing. :)
Jan 30, 2014 at 12:27 PM - WasabiPoptart: (I hope this is right) 新年快乐.
Jan 30, 2014 at 5:09 PM - Terrik: Oh yes. I love this holiday, except for the 4Am fireworks. And the 5AM fireworks. And the 6AM fireworks. And...
Jan 30, 2014 at 6:33 PM - WasabiPoptart: My kids' school is celebrating it tomorrow. My daughter's pre-k class even made 紅包 in art. I think my son's class made masks, too, and his teacher asked them to all wear red. They usually have a parade around the courtyard including a lion dance (which is really a kid wearing a mask and long cape with another holding the ends of the cape.
 

Dave

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Jan 31, 2014 9:47 AM - ThatNickGuy: Prediction: A football team will win the Superbowl this year.
Jan 31, 2014 10:59 AM - PatrThom: Whichever team is leading at the end of the 4th quarter will go on to win the Superbowl.
Jan 31, 2014 12:45 PM - WasabiPoptart: My daughter thought the Super Bowl party we're going to was going to be at a bowling alley so we could be part of the super bowl.
Jan 31, 2014 12:46 PM - stienman: Personally I like my soup in a bowl, not one or the other.
Jan 31, 2014 4:04 PM - Emrys: :rimshot:
 

Dave

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Feb 8, 2014 10:18 AM - stienman: Hulu is owned by the networks. They don't offer suggestions based on what you might want to watch, the offer suggestions based on what they want you to want to watch.
Feb 8, 2014 9:24 PM - Krisken: I have a suggestion for what they should watch. It's my foot up their asses.
 

Dave

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Feb 9, 2014 at 9:38 AM - Zero Esc: Hulu is not Netflix. Hulu is not your friend.
Feb 9, 2014 at 10:56 AM - Krisken: Hulu is a bastard. I know.
Feb 9, 2014 at 12:32 PM - Charlie Don't Surf: I've heard Mom is surprisingly emotionally deep, and completely carried by the two leads (Janney and Faris), who are both pretty great actors
 

Dave

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Feb 12, 2014 9:31 PM - ThatNickGuy: So I'm 20 minutes into 21 Jump Street. When does this get funny?
Feb 12, 2014 9:52 PM - ThatNickGuy: Neeeeever mind. Just got the part with everyone tripping out. Movie: redeemed.
 

Dave

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Feb 13, 2014 at 11:23 PM - Bones: I havent had a chance to watch anime in weeks, I am so tired...god help me....
Feb 14, 2014 at 4:31 AM - Terrik: It's time for V-day debauchery
Feb 14, 2014 at 5:30 AM - bhamv3: Bah, I hae to work late.
 

Dave

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Feb 20, 2014 9:20 PM - bhamv3: Did anyone have trouble loading HF just now?
Feb 20, 2014 9:29 PM - PatrThom: No…unless it was due to the influence of Gul'Jagen.
Feb 20, 2014 9:33 PM - Shakey: I had trouble earlier today.
 

Dave

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Feb 25, 2014 6:09 PM - Terrik: Go to bed @ 3:15AM- check Wake up at 6:15AM- check Have 6 classes straight to teach and two meeting--check and check.
 

Dave

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Feb 26, 2014 7:37 AM - Guest: hewelo
Feb 26, 2014 7:47 AM - bhamv3: I had an ex-girlfriend who would greet me that way.
Feb 26, 2014 5:07 PM - Krisken: Hopefully it was before puberty hit, bhamv3
Feb 26, 2014 8:20 PM - bhamv3: We were seventeen. So puberty had hit for her, but not for me.
 

Dave

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Feb 26, 2014 10:37 PM - Krisken: At that age I broke up with a girl for being nuts. She proceeded to claim to be a vampire and bit my cousin.
Feb 26, 2014 10:55 PM - bhamv3: Now you have a vampire cousin?
Feb 26, 2014 11:32 PM - Terrik: Oh look, Bhamv just invented another sitcom
Feb 27, 2014 12:09 AM - bhamv3: Dude, I just noticed your avatar is Dr. Sun Yat Sen
Feb 27, 2014 12:54 AM - Terrik: It took you that long? Man, people just don't look at each other any more
Feb 27, 2014 1:49 AM - Timmus: I noticed but I didn't say anything. You should check out the museum they made of his presidential palace if you ever find yourself in Nanjing.
Feb 27, 2014 9:32 AM - Krisken: Sorry, bahmv3, she turned out to just be crazy, not a creature of the night.
 

Dave

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Mar 10, 2014 8:48 PM - Terrik: Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Mar 10, 2014 9:01 PM - Dave: Picking out words and phrases and clauses?
Mar 10, 2014 9:07 PM - Dave: Hooking up. DAMN! I fucked up a Schoolhouse Rock quote!
Mar 10, 2014 9:40 PM - Krisken: MINIONS, SEIZE HIM!
Mar 10, 2014 9:42 PM - Terrik: :minionhappy:
 

Dave

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Mar 11, 2014 5:42 AM - bhamv3: :minionhappy:
Mar 11, 2014 9:43 AM - ThatNickGuy: :minionhappy:
Mar 11, 2014 9:49 AM - Shakey: :minionhappy:
Mar 11, 2014 9:55 AM - Dave: :minionhappy:
Mar 11, 2014 9:56 AM - Krisken: Nice try, Dave, you impostor!
Mar 11, 2014 11:40 AM - Dave: Damn it! Sound the alarms!! :minionshout:
Mar 11, 2014 11:50 AM - Dave: :minionevil:
Mar 11, 2014 11:52 AM - Krisken: Oh no, Kevin!
Mar 11, 2014 12:08 PM - ThatNickGuy: :minionevil:
Mar 11, 2014 3:53 PM - Officer_Charon: Hey guys, what's goi...... oh dear.
Mar 11, 2014 5:06 PM - Emrys: Just back away slowly. Don't make eye contact.
Mar 11, 2014 5:30 PM - ThatNickGuy: BANANA! :minionevil: :minionevil: :minionevil:
Mar 11, 2014 6:22 PM - Dave: BANANA?!? :banana:
Mar 11, 2014 6:23 PM - ThatNickGuy: BANANA!
Mar 11, 2014 6:57 PM - ncts_dodge_man: :minionshout: BANANA!!!
Mar 11, 2014 7:36 PM - HCGLNS: you and me do the kind of stuff only Prince would sing about
Mar 11, 2014 9:01 PM - Officer_Charon: So put your hands down my pants, and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
 

Dave

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Mar 12, 2014 12:01 AM - Terrik: Or an empty bowl.
Mar 12, 2014 9:54 AM - Emrys: Oooo, O_C, I volunteer. Pick me!
Mar 12, 2014 11:46 AM - ThatNickGuy: Okay, everyone. Party in O_C's pants!
Mar 12, 2014 12:00 PM - DarkAudit: Hey, Dave! Is there a plugin to do a Music, Music, Music subforum like the movies?
Mar 12, 2014 2:30 PM - Dave: Not as far as I know. I'll look, but the Movies one runs off the API of the movie database.
Mar 12, 2014 2:31 PM - Dave: I know someone is working on one for Spotify, but we'll see.
Mar 12, 2014 3:10 PM - DarkAudit: oh, well. would be cool if they had one that worked the same way. :)
 

Dave

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Mar 16, 2014 12:51 AM - Yoshimickster: 15
Mar 16, 2014 8:05 AM - Emrys: The number of damns you gave yesterday?
Mar 16, 2014 12:24 PM - Yoshimickster: Lets leave it to interpretation for now.
Mar 16, 2014 2:26 PM - ThatNickGuy: Number of times you masturbated! A new record!
Mar 16, 2014 6:53 PM - Piotyr: happy 15th birthday
Mar 16, 2014 7:12 PM - Yoshimickster: Was kinda expecting that one first honestly.
Mar 16, 2014 7:34 PM - Bones: im going to watch cosmos, anyone want to join me as we watch via vent or hangouts?
Mar 16, 2014 7:45 PM - Yoshimickster: I shall joineth thee!
Mar 16, 2014 8:11 PM - Yoshimickster: Wait, do you gotta pay for vent? If so, sorry.
Mar 16, 2014 9:01 PM - Bones: i think the vent is down, sorry maybe next week. we should ask dave
Mar 16, 2014 9:25 PM - Yoshimickster: I thought it was a thing on the site, for a second I thought my memory was faulty yet again due to my regular cerebral regernera-I MEAN everyone's forgetful right? Heh-heh...
Mar 16, 2014 9:48 PM - Bones: well we can't all have your level of disabil...regeneration I guess... :3
Mar 16, 2014 10:18 PM - Yoshimickster: Walked right into that one I did- HACHACHA!
 

Dave

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Mar 18, 2014 4:42 AM - Emrys: Shouldn't you people be asleep?
Mar 18, 2014 5:49 AM - Bones: that was two days ago....
Mar 18, 2014 2:21 PM - Emrys: I must have missed the memo.
Mar 18, 2014 3:30 PM - WasabiPoptart: I haven't slept since 2005.
Mar 18, 2014 10:24 PM - Bones: ive been sleeping, but not well as of late, and tomorrow is my least favorite day of the year. so uh, THERE!
Mar 18, 2014 10:33 PM - Emrys: Why is tomorrow your least favourite day?
Mar 18, 2014 10:58 PM - Bones: its my birthday.
 

Dave

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Mar 18, 2014 11:08 PM - Emrys: <hug>
Mar 19, 2014 6:26 AM - bhamv3: We're still on the first page of hits if you google minotaur penis. Just wanted to note that.
Mar 19, 2014 8:18 AM - Emrys: Thank you for keeping track of that.
Mar 19, 2014 8:48 AM - Dave: Too bad we're down to 9th position.
Mar 19, 2014 11:15 AM - Krisken: Glad it isn't my search history.
Mar 19, 2014 9:55 PM - Yoshimickster: My positive ratings are at 666....this is a great day to be a devil.
 

Dave

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Mar 20, 2014 10:11 PM - Bones: im bored, QUICK SOMEONE AMUSE ME
Mar 20, 2014 10:47 PM - Yoshimickster: WALRUS! HAMMERSTEIN! TURQUOISE! Those are three of my favorite words, amused yet?
Mar 20, 2014 11:01 PM - Bones: AMUSEMENT LEVELS ARE CRITICALLY LOW! BAKED GOOD SINGULARITY IMMINENT!
 

Dave

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Mar 20, 2014 11:01 PM - Bones: AMUSEMENT LEVELS ARE CRITICALLY LOW! BAKED GOOD SINGULARITY IMMINENT!
Mar 20, 2014 11:19 PM - Emrys: i'm going to make brownies. With or without nuts?
Mar 20, 2014 11:25 PM - Bones: NO NUTS, THIS IS NOT ALMOND JOY!
Mar 21, 2014 10:50 AM - Emrys: Too bad. There will be nuts.
Mar 21, 2014 4:54 PM - Bones: YOU'RE A NUT!
Mar 21, 2014 4:54 PM - Bones: also I just drank an entire gallon of coffee frapacinno
Mar 21, 2014 5:08 PM - Emrys: I never would have guessed. Are you vibrating?
Mar 21, 2014 5:26 PM - Bones: through reality, yes
Mar 21, 2014 10:16 PM - BananaHands: :aaah:
 

Dave

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Mar 24, 2014 at 10:00 AM - Bones: how will I know what universe I am in?
Mar 24, 2014 at 12:15 PM - filmfanatic: Is the Flash Barry Allen or Jay Garrick? That should tell you.
Mar 24, 2014 at 6:34 PM - Bones: wait? as in who is the flash in the comics in that universe? I didnt know there was more than one? THIS IS SO CONFUSING!
 

Dave

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Mar 25, 2014 at 1:01 AM - Yoshimickster: Counting alternate futures there's like six of them.
Mar 25, 2014 at 2:02 PM - mroosc1979: I suggest continuing to vibrate through realities until you find one where the resident Flash is Wally West
 

Dave

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Mar 28, 2014 at 8:00 PM - Terrik: If your guys friday night is anything like my friday night was, it will end with tequila vomit, a girl's phone number you don't remember and a pounding headache in the morning.
Mar 28, 2014 at 9:39 PM - Bones: that pretty much sums up recording a podcast with kiki....
 
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