Show me your watch!

In no way should you pay luxury watch prices for a smart watch, which will be obsolete in a few years and practically worthless.
Remember those first-gen Apple watches? The ones made of actual gold that sold for $15k-20k just 6 years ago? The ones that stopped receiving software updates, like, three years ago, assuming they even still charge? Yeah, that.

—Patrick
 

You know, in case you have the room and ideas simultaneously.

--Patrick
This is kinda hilarious.

I don't actually like Rolex or Patek because of two reasons, both are drastically overpriced, and they tend to mostly be worn by douchebags*

*Exceptions made for the Rolex Datejust... That one's classy
 
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