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Skating Bear KILLS

#1

ElJuski

ElJuski

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/10/23/russia.skating.bear.death/index.html

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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS A BEAR ON ICE SKATES KILLS A MAN AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY


#2

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

NEVER TRUST BEARS


DONT TRUST BEARS EVER


#3

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

So they can skate AND smell menstruation???


#4

Dave

Dave

We're too busy laughing to post.


#5

Denbrought

Denbrought

Now all we need is for someone to ride on the bears, and we'll have the ultimate army.


#6



Silvanesti

Skating Bear



KILLS



#7

General Specific

General Specific



#8

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

this isn't funny, why give bears skates they can already do anything


#9



Silvanesti

the program was called Bears on Ice. Its just... too perfect.


#10

ElJuski

ElJuski

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIY3GDJuIWg[/ame]


#11

General Specific

General Specific

Colbert, save us!



#12



Iaculus

Wut.


#13

Ross

Ross



#14

@Li3n

@Li3n

General Specific said:
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I'm too late... :Cry:


#15



Iaculus

I mean... just what are they going to do about their obituaries? Just how do you write a summary of someone's life without it being wholly overshadowed by the fact that they were killed by a bear on ice-skates?


#16

Hylian

Hylian

At least most bears don't have the ability to ice skate



#17

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

I barely know what to say here. The must have been unbearable to watch.


#18

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

It was a Grizzly scene.


#19

General Specific

General Specific

@Li3n;282066][quote=General Specific said:
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I'm too late... :Cry:[/QUOTE]



#20

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

sixpackshaker said:
It was a Grizzly scene.
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#21



SeraRelm

Hey! No! *rolled up news paper* That's for Icarus! Bad Vyt!


#22

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

OH come on!!! It worked perfectly!!!!!!

SeraRelm said:
It perfectly captures "oh shit, my bad!" while still laughing.
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#23

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Silvanesti said:
Skating Bear



KILLS

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this

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it is exactly what I did


#24

Fun Size

Fun Size

Here I though I was too tired to write a blog today, but Eljuski is my muse, and this story has inspired the "horrible ways to die that would look awesome in an obituary" list.

My hero.


#25



Laurelai

SeraRelm said:
Hey! No! *rolled up news paper* That's for Icarus! Bad Vyt!
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Or Iaculus.... whichever


#26

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Dear Russians,

Stop f***in' around with bears. They will eat your faces.


#27

Gusto

Gusto







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SpecialKO

SpecialKO



#29

ElJuski

ElJuski

WHA A BEAR OH NO BEAR CANT DRIVE CAR


#30

General Specific

General Specific



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