Skating Bear KILLS

[ElJuski]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/10/23/russia.skating.bear.death/index.html

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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS A BEAR ON ICE SKATES KILLS A MAN AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

NEVER TRUST BEARS


DONT TRUST BEARS EVER

 

[Vytamindi]

So they can skate AND smell menstruation???

 

[Dave]

We're too busy laughing to post.

 

[Denbrought]

Now all we need is for someone to ride on the bears, and we'll have the ultimate army.

 

[Silvanesti]

Skating Bear

KILLS

 

[General Specific]

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

this isn't funny, why give bears skates they can already do anything

 

[Silvanesti]

the program was called Bears on Ice. Its just... too perfect.

 

[ElJuski]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIY3GDJuIWg[/ame]

 

[General Specific]

Colbert, save us!

 

[Iaculus]

Wut.

 

[Ross]

 

[@Li3n]

I'm too late... :Cry:

 

[Iaculus]

I mean... just what are they going to do about their obituaries? Just how do you write a summary of someone's life without it being wholly overshadowed by the fact that they were killed by a bear on ice-skates?

 

[Hylian]

At least most bears don't have the ability to ice skate

 

[drawn_inward]

I barely know what to say here. The must have been unbearable to watch.

 

[sixpackshaker]

It was a Grizzly scene.

 

[General Specific]

I'm too late... :Cry:[/QUOTE]

 

[Vytamindi]

It was a Grizzly scene.

 

[SeraRelm]

Hey! No! *rolled up news paper* That's for Icarus! Bad Vyt!

 

[Vytamindi]

OH come on!!! It worked perfectly!!!!!!

It perfectly captures "oh shit, my bad!" while still laughing.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Skating Bear

KILLS

this

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it is exactly what I did

 

[Fun Size]

Here I though I was too tired to write a blog today, but Eljuski is my muse, and this story has inspired the "horrible ways to die that would look awesome in an obituary" list.

My hero.

 

[Laurelai]

Hey! No! *rolled up news paper* That's for Icarus! Bad Vyt!

Or Iaculus.... whichever

 

[North_Ranger]

Dear Russians,

Stop f***in' around with bears. They will eat your faces.

 

[Gusto]

 

[SpecialKO]

 

[ElJuski]

WHA A BEAR OH NO BEAR CANT DRIVE CAR

 

[General Specific]