[Funny] Smelling Farts are good for you.

[Dave]

The other night my wife went out onto the couch because I was very, very gassy. (Sauerkraut.)

I sent her this this morning to show her I only did it because I loved her.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/13/smell...this-is-how-weve-reacted-to-the-news-4796649/

 

[Terrik]

 

[Jay]

The moral of this story is simple. Want the whole bed? Fart like Dave and the wife sleeps on the couch.

A man amongst men.

 

[Dave]

Sauerkraut hotdogs with cheese. Gets them every time.

 

[HCGLNS]

Oooh I could wound for a good brats and sauerkraut feed right now.

 

[Dave]

In the Midwest there's a chain of convenience stores called QT (QwikTrip). These places have awesome food. I know, I know. A convenience store hot dog? In most cases I'd turn up my nose and laugh at them with you. But the QT stores not only have excellent food, but if you're lucky enough to have one that has a QT Kitchen, you can get hot pretzels, pizza (awesome pizza, by the way), and a blueberry lemonade slushie that is responsible for adding a few pounds to the old Dave.

But they have sauerkraut and hot cheese for the hot dogs and they are excellent!

 

[BananaHands]

Time to go out to the fart patio.