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Smuggling hummingbirds in your pants.

Sep 28, 2011#1

GasBandit

No, it's not a euphemism. WTF?

Bird Brain of the Day: A Dutch man acting suspiciously at Rochambeau airport in Cayenne, French Guiana was caught with over a dozen live hummingbirds stuffed down his pants.
The smuggler sewed special compartments for the birds, which were individually wrapped and taped. Airport officials say they were not sedated.
The man, who is known to authorities, has a prior conviction for the same crime.

Sep 28, 2011#2

drifter

Sep 28, 2011#3

Cheesy1

Maybe he just likes hummers? :rimshot:

Sep 28, 2011#4

Allen who is Quiet

drifter said:

>=(

You bastard.

Sep 28, 2011#5

Chibibar

so..... we got snakes, hummingbirds, and jewelry stuff in pants.

Is there a trend going on?

Sep 28, 2011#6

sixpackshaker

Rochambea? did they catch him my kicking him repeatedly in the nut?

Sep 28, 2011#7

Fun Size

Man smuggling tiny pecker across border. Film at 11.

Sep 28, 2011#8

Chibibar

are hummingbird illegal to smuggle?

Sep 28, 2011#9

sixpackshaker

Each population group of Hummingbirds are endangered animals. There are tons of hummingbirds but there is a lot of diversity with in the "breed"
Added at: 19:51
Then not to mention importing various bird borne diseases to France.

Sep 28, 2011#10

GasBandit

Chibibar said:
are hummingbird illegal to smuggle?

Don't you remember that one episode of the simpsons where Bart brought a frog on the plane to Australia, and by the time he left there was an absolute plague of them?

Sep 28, 2011#11

makare

Poor birds

Sep 28, 2011#12

LittleSin

They have tiny fragile bones! The poor things!

And they were stuffed near his crotch! Fucking grody.

Sep 28, 2011#13

Ravenpoe

Why would you put so many tiny, sharp beaks right next to your junk? There's gotta be an easier way to smuggle.

Sep 28, 2011#14

Shakey

Just think of all those tiny little tongues licking and searching for sweet sugary goodness. Have you ever seen them at a bird feeder? I wonder if he smeared sugar syrup all over his groin so they had something to eat during the flight...

Sep 28, 2011#15

Chibibar

Shakey said:
Just think of all those tiny little tongues licking and searching for sweet sugary goodness. Have you ever seen them at a bird feeder? I wonder if he smeared sugar syrup all over his groin so they had something to eat during the flight...

dude, that is mess up.