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*sniff* Sammi picture.

#1

Dave

Dave

Okay, this is either going to go really good or really bad.

Sammi got invited to prom. She tried on dresses this weekend. I only have the one picture but *le sigh* My youngest is going to prom.



#2

Null

Null

Do you find yourself singing "Sunrise, Sunset" out of nowhere?


#3



Kitty Sinatra

That's a nice dress. Is that the one she chose?


Now, as for taking this post somewhere. It'd be nice if there was a video of this on youtube, but this song by Jann Arden immediately sprang to mind:

Drinking whiskey from an open toe shoe
Farm hand and an evening glove
Puttin' on a kiss that will last until dawn
I'm going to town with my best dress on

Bare buttin' on an apple crate bench
Do my face in the loft of the barn
I touch myself on the old chaise lounge
I'm going to town with my best dress on

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so pretty
Gonna ask myself to my prom
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm all sexy
Going to town with my best dress on


#4

ElJuski

ElJuski

Daw.


#5

Gusto

Gusto

They grow up so fast.


#6

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

pretty kid.


#7

GasBandit

GasBandit

Dave, Dave, Dave! You didn't tell me you had a pretty redhead standing around waiting to be absconded with.


#8

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

GasBandit said:
Dave, Dave, Dave! You didn't tell me you had a pretty redhead standing around waiting to be absconded with.
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She's not a natural redhead.


#9



Andromache

7 posts before it broke. She looks gorgeous in that dress, Dave. Was that the one who was here briefly? I cant recall.


#10

GasBandit

GasBandit

Shegokigo;358693][QUOTE=GasBandit said:
Dave, Dave, Dave! You didn't tell me you had a pretty redhead standing around waiting to be absconded with.
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She's not a natural redhead.[/QUOTE]

In a world where ministers murder golf pros, this sort of thing doesn't matter at all.

/don't ya wanna drink some bleach tonight?


#11

Null

Null

And yes, she's an adorable young woman. She'll break a lot of hearts some day.


#12

bhamv3

bhamv3

Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if she's broken some forumite hearts already.

You made a gorgeous daughter there, Dave. Kudos for that.


#13

filmfanatic

filmfanatic

Let me echo the sentiment and say that you do have a gorgeous daughter, Dave. Hope she has a good prom.


#14

Hylian

Hylian

Feeling old Turbo?


#15

Dave

Dave

Thanks. Back from my 2 hour meeting.

Yes, that is [STRIKE]BlackLover107[/STRIKE] xxxSammiKanexxx who was here for a while but was kinda chased away. Not really in a bad way, she just wasn't ONE OF US...yet.

I do feel old but I'm glad she got her looks from her mom. And at 16 hearts have been broken on both sides.

And she's a sophomore. She was asked to the Junior/Senior prom by an older man. Good kid, though. I like him.

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Ame, I think I love you.


#16

Krisken

Krisken

D'awwww! Here's hoping she has a good time.


#17

Dave

Dave

But not TOO good. :biggrin:


#18

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

Did you add the text to that picture


#19

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Have we ever seen a picture of you both together? I bet, by remembering you looks from the most recent picture I saw of you, that you look very fatherish with her and she looks really daughterish with you, if that makes any sense.


#20

Cajungal

Cajungal

Awww. Dave, she's a lovely young lady.


#21



Wasabi Poptart

Very pretty, Dave. I'd tell you to give her a can of mace to take with her to prom, but I remember from the brief time she was here that Sammi can hold her own pretty well.


#22



Dusty668

Awww, she reminds me of my prom date, or she would if the prom date had actually shown up, or at least not gone to another schools prom with another guy.

Hope her prom goes MUCH better, not that that's a difficult target.


#23

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I must say, Dave, your daughter is a vision of female beauty and grace.

And I say that in the least creepy sense possible :p


#24

Calleja

Calleja

See? SHE looks 16. //humph

Also, Turbo, mace. Mace, mace. I remember how I was at that age. Mace.


#25

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

Dave remember to have your guns on the table and be cleaning them when the date comes in and eye him the entire time... that way if he fucks up he'll know you'll hunt his ass down.


#26

phil

phil

Calleja said:
See? SHE looks 16. //humph

Also, Turbo, mace. Mace, mace. I remember how I was at that age. Mace.
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......girls needed mace around you?


#27

Calleja

Calleja

No, actually respect is sexy. But I remember the URGES back then, and I don't trust punks. //humph

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Goddamit, I keep saying "//humph" when I mean :humph:

that's one of the smileys I donated and it's still //humph in my MSN >_>


#28

IronBrig4

IronBrig4

Awwww that's cute. My prom was... *counts on fingers*... ten years ago. Damn that makes me feel old.


#29



Disconnected

Dave said:
She was asked to the Junior/Senior prom by an older man. Good kid, though. I like him.



Older men FTW again!
DAW indeed, congratulations to her and your latest father moment.

(Now tell her to take a bf and a gf to prom :p)
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#30

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

No no no no, you need to be cheerful and give the date something to drink, talk with him jovially to put Sammi at ease. When you are alone with the date, Sammi and the rest of the family somewhere else, you need to lean close and say with a jovial tone of voice: "Oh, and one thing more. Touch my daughter and I will turn your testicles into fishing bobbers".


#31

phil

phil

Calleja said:
No, actually respect is sexy. But I remember the URGES back then, and I don't trust punks. //humph

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Goddamit, I keep saying "//humph" when I mean :humph:

that's one of the smileys I donated and it's still //humph in my MSN >_>
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#32

Gusto

Gusto

CrimsonSoul said:
Dave remember to have your guns on the table and be cleaning them when the date comes in and eye him the entire time... that way if he fucks up he'll know you'll hunt his ass down.
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I remember this thread! :awesome:

Calleja said:
See? SHE looks 16. //humph

Also, Turbo, mace. Mace, mace. I remember how I was at that age. Mace.
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Legally you need to stay at least 4 pages away from this thread.


#33

bhamv3

bhamv3

Calleja said:
See? SHE looks 16. //humph

Also, Turbo, mace. Mace, mace. I remember how I was at that age. Mace.
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Preferably one of these:



Failing that, bringing along Mace Windu is also okay.


#34



Kitty Sinatra

bhamv3 said:
Failing that, bringing along Mace Windu is also okay.
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Something tells me she would love that.


#35

Calleja

Calleja

Who wouldn't?

EVER?

in the history of FOREVER?


#36



Kitty Sinatra

That dude back on Image who went by the name blackhater.


#37

Null

Null

If I had been able to get a date to senior prom, it would have been 14 years ago.


#38

Gusto

Gusto

Midnight at graduation prom was my 18th birthday. When the day turned my friends grabbed me and hoisted me up on their shoulders and paraded me around the club, while the DJ announced it really loud and my entire graduating class cheered my fucking name.

That moment's resulting photograph was the only picture I've ever bothered to have framed.

:)

I hope your daughter has a great time, Dave.


#39

Calleja

Calleja

Damn, I wish I had a fucking name... it'd be something epic like... La Bestia or something.

What's your fucking name? Or, wait, is it Gusto? That makes sense... cause you do it with Goohsto!


#40

filmfanatic

filmfanatic

At least Sammi's getting to go to prom with a date. I tried getting a date for prom back in my senior year of high school. (Cue Rant) I ended up getting a no from each girl I had asked. They all considered me as just a friend, nothing more. Every. Single. One. I decided "screw you" to prom and spent the night at the movies, drowning teen heartbreak with a tub of buttered popcorn and a large Diet Coke. (End Rant)

Sorry if I got all angsty there.


#41

Calleja

Calleja

Wow, prom really IS a touchy subject for nerds. Score one for Hollywood.


#42

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

My girlfriend of three years broke up with me two weeks before my Senior prom (after telling me that she had slept with a guy almost twice my age behind my back). I fucking hated my prom so damn much. :(


#43

Calleja

Calleja

.... see!?! It's like you're doing it on purpose!!


#44

bhamv3

bhamv3

We didn't have proms in the UK, we had Leavers Balls. I didn't get to go to mine, my girlfriend broke up with me two weeks before Valentines Day. Plus I can't dance, so it all worked out okay, I suppose.


#45

Gusto

Gusto

*shrug*

I was just happy I'd finally made friends who liked me for who I was.

Enemies too, but only a couple.


#46

Calleja

Calleja

I'm totally de-naming my penis and instead getting a name just for fucking. That's all on you, Goos.

Now to think of a proper one... :hmmm:


#47

Gusto

Gusto

El Guano.


#48

Cajungal

Cajungal

Prom was fun. The first one I told everyone I wasn't going and then arrived in a blaze of glory and shiny black material. Then senior year I stole a cardboard cutout of Humphrey Bogart and had my first dance with the guy who is now my boyfriend.

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Gusto said:
El Guano.
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Win


#49

bhamv3

bhamv3

... Susan?


#50

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Calleja said:
I'm totally de-naming my penis and instead getting a name just for fucking. That's all on you, Goos.

Now to think of a proper one... :hmmm:
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Pokey McThrust


#51

filmfanatic

filmfanatic

Calleja said:
Wow, prom really IS a touchy subject for nerds. Score one for Hollywood.
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Hey, what can I say? My love life has really been in the crapper. It's like I wa given one glourious moment in the form of a french kiss with a lesbian model my freshman year of high school, only for my actual pursuits of love to be shrouded in doom and gloom.


#52

Cajungal

Cajungal

The Implement.


#53

Calleja

Calleja

that sounds too... jersey shore-ish :/


#54

Cajungal

Cajungal

Marvin Gershwitz


#55

filmfanatic

filmfanatic

The Hammer.


#56

Calleja

Calleja

MY FUCKING NAME IS NOT GONNA BE MARVIN GERSHWITZ!!!

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No, the hammer is my penis.


#57

ElJuski

ElJuski

Goose, your prom night sounds fucking amazing. I'm jealous-- I took a one-handed girl to prom against my will. My ma and brothers made a big to-do about the whole "prom" thing; my grandma berated me for it; I was mostly miserable except for all the other friends I was with. And, the whole after-prom-party thing. That was neato!


#58

filmfanatic

filmfanatic

The Nail?


#59

Calleja

Calleja

No that's her....... no, actually, that's nothing. :Leyla:


#60

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Bango Starr?


#61

bhamv3

bhamv3

Just to clarify, we're not naming your penis, right? We're coming up with ideas for what your girl's going to say when you yell, "Say my name, baby, say my name"?


#62

Calleja

Calleja

Exactly!

Except no one ever says that unless you're in a porno, but yes, that's the jist (tee hee) of it.


#63

filmfanatic

filmfanatic

bhamv3 said:
Just to clarify, we're not naming your penis, right? We're coming up with ideas for what your girl's going to say when you yell, "Say my name, baby, say my name"?
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We're giving him a name for when he's having sex.

EDIT: Ninja'd!


#64

bhamv3

bhamv3

In that case, Wrong Hole.


#65

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

I like how we've hijacked Dave's thread about his daughter's prom night and turned it into coming up with Calleja's porn star name. :tongue:


#66

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Herman Fro Dight


#67

Chad Sexington

Garbledina

I skipped my prom and went on a date with my girlfriend.

I didn't want it, and I think it's a stupid tradition. Of course I hated high school, and in fact had my picture and name wiped from the yearbook. IT'S LIKE I WAS NEVER THERE. Except all the records and my diploma.

But you know.


#68

Calleja

Calleja

AND GOD KNOWS!


#69

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Call your wang the One Inch Punch.


#70

Null

Null

Kameha's sex name is the same as his regular name: Susan.

At least I had a few friends to play Battletech with instead of just sitting home alone.


#71

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

filmfanatic said:
The Hammer.
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YEAH!


#72

David

David

Must... photoshop... something else onto her head!

...'cept I don't have photoshop on this computer :angry:


#73

Troll

Troll

Ewww. Someone spilled manbaw and angst all over the prom thread. As for me, I went to my high school's prom. Four times. :toocool:



Your daughter looks beautiful, Dave. Congratulations, and try to enjoy the moment.


#74

Calleja

Calleja

I'm glad we don't have proms down here, just graduation after-parties.

I think proms are, like, the single biggest reason why nerds become social rejects... I would probably still be a virgin or something if we had proms. It's like... you do bad in prom, your mojo is gone for LIFE! Sad state of things, sad.

It's all in your heads, of course, but that makes it real, sadly.


#75

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

We have no proms here. In high school, we have on our sophomore year this thing called "Oldies' Ball", which is essentially the sophomore class dancing old-fashioned dances in tuxedos and dresses (although some people like to go a little further; one guy in my class came dressed in an 19th-century Scottish military uniform, down to the kilt and the... purse thingie on your crotch). It's basically just a performance held for the parents and the teaching staff, followed by some manner of party afterwards.

I admit, I hated mine. Mainly because I had the bad fortune of not getting a date, so I was paired up with one of the free girls. She was good-looking, don't give me that, and before the Ball I had actually considered her a quiet, but essentially a nice person. But then came the Ball and she basically treated me like I wasn't there. If I said she looked beautiful in her dress (which I did, in non-creepy fashion), she just gave me a look that said 'Oh? You're supposed to talk, as well?'. And the moment the dances ended, off she zooms to her gaggle of friends, not even the barest whisper to indicate she enjoyed the dance.


#76

Calleja

Calleja

Not you too, N_R, come on buddy... let's take our pants off and have a good time in the present where the memories of proms past can't hurt our glorious present selves!!



and this is advice you should ALL HEED! Don't make me slap my own people! But I will! I swear I will!


#77



Andromache

i skipped my prom, I think. I had a job. Money was tight, and coke and hoes were expensive back in 19whatever


#78

IronBrig4

IronBrig4

Heh, I went stag to my prom but almost had a date. It was like this... I was friends with a Dutch girl (we went to an international school). We liked each other but hadn't done anything about it. She was incredibly smart, spoke four languages, knew how to play the flute, and was cute as hell. Anyways, I was in the library during our free period, busy with my homework. She came in, looked around to make sure nobody else was around, and sat herself right down next to me. We exchanged greetings and had some small talk, then she took a deep breath and said, "Prom's coming up in a couple weeks. Are you looking forward to it?"
"Yeah. It sounds like a lot of fun."
"It does, doesn't it? Are you going with anybody?"
"Not right now. I haven't thought much about it. How about you?"
"Nope. I really wish somebody would ask me."
"Well, good luck with that. I'm sure you'll find a guy."
"..."

And I just continued doing my homework like nothing much had happened. Then she left a few moments later. It wasn't my finest hour. When I finally realized what I'd done she had already asked somebody else. She and I still talk occasionally but we never mention prom. Still, prom was a blast. I'd had a tuxedo custom-made for me. It was a bright orange tux, like Lloyd's outfit from Dumb and Dumber. I was the life of the party that night. And I still have the tux hanging in my closet at home. It's something I aim to keep for special occasions such as family reuinions.


#79

Dave

Dave

You guys are overthinking this whole Calleja sex name thing.

Of course he is.....



CONANDO!!


#80

Cajungal

Cajungal

Dr. Mexico :p


#81

Dave

Dave

Depending on how much tequila he's had....


The Mexican't.


#82

Cajungal

Cajungal

Dave said:
Depending on how much tequila he's had....


The Mexican't.
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HAH


#83

doomdragon6

doomdragon6

D'awww, how adawjabul!


#84



Chazwozel

I took my dad's Corvette to prom. That was fucking awesome.


#85

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

I don't think we had a prom. At least, I don't remember it... I'll have to ask Tegid.


#86

Null

Null

NR - that 'purse' is called a Sporran, I'm pretty sure.


#87

filmfanatic

filmfanatic

Apologies for ranting a bit back there. Here's something to help lighten the mood as we decide upon Calleja's sex name.

http://trololololololololololo.com/


#88

Calleja

Calleja

Dave said:
You guys are overthinking this whole Calleja sex name thing.

Of course he is.....



CONANDO!!
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OF COURSE I AM!!! YES!!



*spanish guitar*


#89

Jake

Jake

Calleja said:
I'm totally de-naming my penis and instead getting a name just for fucking. That's all on you, Goos.

Now to think of a proper one... :hmmm:
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Phillip D'cucci


#90

General Specific

General Specific

Are you Sancho?



#91

Null

Null

No.


#92



Wasabi Poptart

I went to my senior prom. My boyfriend and I left early because we had better things to do. :hump:
When I went to school on Monday, I got cornered by one of the teachers who was a chaperon. She read me the riot act because they had chosen me to be prom queen and I was no where to be found when they were going to make the announcement. :oops:


#93

Null

Null

I don't mean to be angsty about it. It's just something that I had wanted to be part of that didn't work out. It happens, and I'm over it, but I do remember the wanting.


#94

Calleja

Calleja

LMAO! YES! That's a good prom story... man, that guy fucked the prom queen without even KNOWING IT YET. He's like a rock star now isn't he?

isn't he?


#95



Wasabi Poptart

LMAO! We dated all through high school starting in sophomore year. He broke up with me about a month before the prom because he wanted to date his cousin's friend. The tickets were already bought (thanks to ME) and I already had my gown. I told him that he was going with me if it meant I had to drag his sorry ass there. We got back together the week of the prom. He was a total jackass. I was pretty stupid, too.


#96

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Gordo


#97

Morphine

Morphine

The only prom I've ever attended wasn't mine, I was the exotic date.
I couldn't believe some people were ACTUALLY arriving in limos and stuff. Ugh.
It wasn't the most fun I've ever had but it was ok, I guess.


#98

Gusto

Gusto

Morphine said:
I couldn't believe some people were ACTUALLY arriving in limos and stuff. Ugh.
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I arrived in a limo. It was fun. On the way to the afterparty we stopped at the grocery store where IU worked so I could pick up some Perrier and a bag of Tostitos.

Don't be hatin'. :(


#99

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

I'm anti-social, so I didn't go to my prom.


#100

filmfanatic

filmfanatic

Calleja said:
LMAO! YES! That's a good prom story... man, that guy fucked the prom queen without even KNOWING IT YET. He's like a rock star now isn't he?

isn't he?
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Clearly, he was no loser talking about his best.


#101

Morphine

Morphine

I mean, what a classy and luxurious thing to arrive in a limo, don't you think, people?

:p


#102

bhamv3

bhamv3

Morphine said:
I mean, what a classy and luxurious thing to arrive in a limo, don't you think, people?

:p
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*shrug* If it floats their boat, why not. How many proms does a person get to go to in his or her life, after all?


#103

Gusto

Gusto

We didn't make it anything it wasn't. My entire group of high school friends went to prom together, so yeah, we rented a limo. It's not like rolled up thinking we were rockstars or anything.


#104

Dave

Dave

bhamv3;359507][QUOTE=Morphine said:
I mean, what a classy and luxurious thing to arrive in a limo, don't you think, people?

:p
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*shrug* If it floats their boat, why not. How many proms does a person get to go to in his or her life, after all?[/QUOTE]

5 my senior year.


#105



Chazwozel

Morphine said:
The only prom I've ever attended wasn't mine, I was the exotic date.
I couldn't believe some people were ACTUALLY arriving in limos and stuff. Ugh.
It wasn't the most fun I've ever had but it was ok, I guess.
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I came in a 2000 Vette and did a big smokey burnout at the front entrance to the place.



God, I loved that car (even though it wasn't mine).


#106

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

I showed up to my senior prom on one of these


It wasn't too swanky, but it was paid for ;)


#107



Chazwozel

So has Dave's daughter murdered him yet for posting her prom picture on Halforums?


#108

Dave

Dave

She put it on her Facebook page first.


#109

GasBandit

GasBandit

A car wreck precluded my prom night festivities. Though when everybody who drove past saw me filling out forms on the hood of a police car that night, apparently the story got passed around that I was being arrested. Fun stuff.


#110

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I borrowed my Dad's Delta88 Oldsmobile. My date was a dedicated virgin :(


#111

@Li3n

@Li3n

GasBandit said:
A car wreck precluded my prom night festivities. Though when everybody who drove past saw me filling out forms on the hood of a police car that night, apparently the story got passed around that I was being arrested. Fun stuff.
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So that's how it all started...

Chazwozel said:
So has Dave's daughter murdered him yet for posting her prom picture on Halforums?
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She's probably too busy with the prom stuff... and now it's to late, we even had time to clean up any sticky keyboards...


#112

GasBandit

GasBandit

@Li3n said:
and now it's to late...
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Too late, indeed.


#113

Dave

Dave

Not truly creepy until #114. And it was Gas. One of these facts is a surprise and one wasn't. I leave you to figure out which is which.


Oh, and prom is next month. This was just her trying on dresses.


#114



Wasabi Poptart

Have you met her date already?


#115

GasBandit

GasBandit

Dave said:
Not truly creepy until #114. And it was Gas. One of these facts is a surprise and one wasn't. I leave you to figure out which is which.
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Oh, lighten up, Francis.



#116

Dave

Dave

Yup. Nice kid. Not even scared of me.









Yet.


#117



Occasional Poster

My friends and I arrived to our 'prom' in style:



:cool:


#118

General Specific

General Specific

OP, were your parents "circus folk"?


#119



Chazwozel

Occasional Poster said:
My friends and I arrived to our 'prom' in style:



:cool:
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Awesome!


#120

David

David

Nobody got to drive limos to my prom, my school rented buses to make everybody ride in to the place it was being held at. At least they kept the lights off, I got me some second base off my date on the ride back.


#121

Dave

Dave

David said:
Nobody got to drive limos to my prom, my school rented buses to make everybody ride in to the place it was being held at. At least they kept the lights off, I got me some second base off my date on the ride back.
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Shut up.


#122

Dieb

Dieb

Dave;359510][QUOTE=bhamv3;359507][QUOTE=Morphine said:
I mean, what a classy and luxurious thing to arrive in a limo, don't you think, people?

:p
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*shrug* If it floats their boat, why not. How many proms does a person get to go to in his or her life, after all?[/QUOTE]

5 my senior year.[/QUOTE]
What's more impressive was that there were only five women total back then. 100% success rate!


#123

Bubble181

Bubble181

First pff, she looks great. Secondly, that's an awesome dress. Thirdly, Calleja's sex name is clearly "God". It's what all the girls'll be screaming anyway.
I didn't have a date for prom, but since I was valedictorian and student council president, I had to open the first dance. Danced with my vice-president, who's still a good friend of mine. She also happened to be one of the hottest girls there, being a Dutch green-eyes natural redhead and such. Yay.


#124

tegid

tegid

I'm sooo glad we didn't have a prom. It may have been seriously depressing...
We just had a trip to Italy by the end of compulsory High School in I which had a lot of fun (everyone went, the school organized it), and at the end of the rest of high school people usually go to Ibiza for a clubbing/beach combo which I skipped without a thought.

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By the way, being a father must be awesome :) Sammi looks pretty.


#125



Chazwozel

David said:
Nobody got to drive limos to my prom, my school rented buses to make everybody ride in to the place it was being held at. At least they kept the lights off, I got me some second base off my date on the ride back.
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So what you're saying is you paid your cousin 50 bucks instead of the standard 25.


#126

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

Am I the only one that keeps reading prom as porn?

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On a side note, I didn't go to my senior prom, but the next year I went with a very good friend of mine (she was hot too!) but I'm glad I didn't end up with her, she doesn't want kids and I love the kids I have now.


#127

David

David

Chazwozel;360052][QUOTE=David said:
Nobody got to drive limos to my prom, my school rented buses to make everybody ride in to the place it was being held at. At least they kept the lights off, I got me some second base off my date on the ride back.
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So what you're saying is you paid your cousin 50 bucks instead of the standard 25.[/QUOTE]

My cousin is a classy lady. She charges AT LEAST $100.


#128

Null

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David;360200][QUOTE=Chazwozel;360052][QUOTE=David said:
Nobody got to drive limos to my prom, my school rented buses to make everybody ride in to the place it was being held at. At least they kept the lights off, I got me some second base off my date on the ride back.
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So what you're saying is you paid your cousin 50 bucks instead of the standard 25.[/QUOTE]

My cousin is a classy lady. She charges AT LEAST $100.[/QUOTE]

No, she just charges YOU $100.


#129



Occasional Poster

General Specific said:
OP, were your parents "circus folk"?
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Well actually.... No, my parents are salt of the earth blue collar workers and not exotic carnies. It would have made for some cool stories if they were I think.
My friends and I decided to hire the train for some laughs, contrasting the usual American cars that people travel to the prom in. We were not the most spectacular arrival however, one guy was carried to the prom by orcs but i sadly don't have any photos of that left.

chazwozel said:
Awesome!
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I know right!


i apologize in advance for any spelling or grammar errors, I've had a much too fun night to look through the text now,


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