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Mar 21, 2012#1

SeraRelm

My wife is going away for a week due to work so I'll be here all alone.
:foreveralone:

Mar 21, 2012#2

Jay

No... not alone.

Never alone..

Mar 21, 2012#3

ElJuski

My coworkers were laughing because my one fellow teacher had ten days at home without his wife and said those would be the most video-game, movie, and music blowout days of his recently married life.

Shame you won't be getting none, but it's definitely a time to do some readin'!

Mar 21, 2012#4

Null

Are you going to use the time to view things you were interested in seeing but she didn't want to watch?

Mar 21, 2012#5

HCGLNS

Had that last week; both kids and wife gone. Only me, 4 nocturnal animals and a fish. Nobody called, nobody cared.

So I cleaned out the basement!

Mar 21, 2012#6

SeraRelm

No, see, I like having her around. I'm gonna be a grumpy, miserable bitch for the next week.

Mar 21, 2012#7

sixpackshaker

We'll never know the diff.... never mind.

I keeed...

Mar 21, 2012#8

ElJuski

SeraRelm said:
No, see, I like having her around. I'm gonna be a grumpy, miserable bitch for the next week.

I am so turned on right now.

Mar 21, 2012#9

SeraRelm

FUCK YOU JUSKI! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ALWAYS JOKE ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE MINOR YET AGGRAVATE PEOPLE IN A MANNER WHICH WILL ULTIMATELY PROVE INSIGNIFICANT?!?

No, really, I'm honestly very bummed out right now.

Mar 21, 2012#10

ElJuski

Mar 21, 2012#11

Ravenpoe

SeraRelm said:
FUCK YOU JUSKI! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ALWAYS JOKE ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE MINOR YET AGGRAVATE PEOPLE IN A MANNER WHICH WILL ULTIMATELY PROVE INSIGNIFICANT?!?

No, really, I'm honestly very bummed out right now.

Aww, but we're here for you!

...

Yeah, that probably just made it worse.

Mar 21, 2012#12

Shegokigo

SeraRelm said:
FUCK YOU JUSKI! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ALWAYS JOKE *boosh* wububuububuwubuwubuwuuwubuububuwubuwubu........"

No, really, I'm honestly very bummed out right now.

Am I doing it right?

Mar 21, 2012#13

SeraRelm

Shegokigo said:
Am I doing it right?

SeraRelm said:
FUCK YOU JUSKI! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ALWAYS JOKE ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE MINOR YET AGGRAVATE PEOPLE IN A MANNER WHICH WILL ULTIMATELY PROVVVVvvvveeee WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

No, really, I'm honestly very WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBummed out right noWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB.

there.

Mar 21, 2012#14

Null

I'm pretty sure most of us get that. But there really isn't anything any of us can do about that, so by sharing similar experiences or ideas, I guess that for my part at least, I was suggesting something that might take your mind off it or help pass the time less miserably.

Mar 21, 2012#15

SeraRelm

So phone/IM/videochat sex? Meh, it's something I guess, but she's en route right now so no dice.
At least I have 3 days of mind-numbing work to deal with so only le nights will be cold. -.-

Mar 21, 2012#16

Null

Well, hope it passes quickly for you.

Mar 21, 2012#17

SeraRelm

It won't, but thank you.

Mar 21, 2012#18

Frankie Williamson

While I cherish being with my girlfriend, I also like the times when I can be alone. You just need to learn to tap into your inner hermit.

Mar 21, 2012#19

Null

That sounds euphemistic.

Mar 21, 2012#20

SeraRelm

*breaks out the Cure albums*

Mar 21, 2012#21

Null

Well, missy, I hope your missus misses you as much as you miss your missus.

Mar 21, 2012#22

fade

ElJuski said:
My coworkers were laughing because my one fellow teacher had ten days at home without his wife and said those would be the most video-game, movie, and music blowout days of his recently married life.

Shame you won't be getting none, but it's definitely a time to do some readin'!

And masturbation. Don't forget the masturbation.

Mar 21, 2012#23

doomdragon6

Man, I'm about to get an entire week to myself and I am fucking excited. I'm just sad it's still not enough time to do everything I want to do.

Mar 21, 2012#24

ElJuski

fade said:
And masturbation. Don't forget the masturbation.

THATS THE JUSKI WAY

Mar 21, 2012#25

Ravenpoe

ElJuski said:
THATS THE JUSKI WAY

I call it pullin' a Juski...

I named my junk Juski.

Mar 21, 2012#26

SeraRelm

Not really interested in ElJukrills Eljunkski.

Mar 21, 2012#27

ElJuski

SeraRelm said:
Not really interested in ElJukrills Eljunkski.

Just because you fancy the lady business doesn't mean other lady businesses can't appreciate the Juski Junski

Mar 21, 2012#28

Yoshimickster

...this is one of the most awkward topics I've ever read.

Mar 21, 2012#29

ElJuski

Yoshimickster said:
...this is one of the most awkward topics I've ever read.

Now you know the feeling as we try to parse out your whole brother's friends situation

Mar 21, 2012#30

Yoshimickster

ElJuski said:
Now you know the feeling as we try to parse out your whole brother's friends situation

Got me there! Good zing Juski good zing.

Mar 21, 2012#31

Ravenpoe

Yoshimickster said:
Got me there! Good zing Juski good zing.

Don't encourage the Juski.

I'm still talking about my penis.

Mar 21, 2012#32

Terrik

Frankie Williamson said:
While I cherish being with my girlfriend, I also like the times when I can be alone. You just need to learn to tap into your inner hermit.

I love my inner hermit. I can drink coke and order pizza so vigorously I drench myself in sweat, so when she comes home I can pretend I had just did a really intense workout. And then, I do a really intense workout.

Mar 21, 2012#33

Hailey Knight

Have a baby.

Mar 21, 2012#34

Vagabond

I'm really impressed, Halforums.

No one has tried to whinge in here about how hard it is to be actually alone.

That's gotta be hard seeing as how most of you fucks are.

Mar 21, 2012#35

Hailey Knight

Charlie?

Mar 21, 2012#36

Terrik

Vagabond said:
I'm really impressed, Halforums.

No one has tried to whinge in here about how hard it is to be actually alone.

That's gotta be hard seeing as how most of you fucks are.

That's terrible, but I still laughed.

Mar 21, 2012#37

SeraRelm

*whines*
Only got a 5 minute call.

Mar 21, 2012#38

ElJuski

Vagabond said:
I'm really impressed, Halforums.

No one has tried to whinge in here about how hard it is to be actually alone.

That's gotta be hard seeing as how most of you fucks are.

Yes, another one joins our prestigious league.

Mar 21, 2012#39

ElJuski

SeraRelm said:
*whines*
Only got a 5 minute call.

I can get a lot done in five minutes.

Mar 21, 2012#40

Ravenpoe

ElJuski said:
I can get a lot done in five minutes.

With four minutes to spare!

Mar 21, 2012#41

ElJuski

Ravenpoe said:
With four minutes to spare!

That's for smokin' cigarettes and watching the intro tag to whatever Battlestar Gallactica episode I'm on.

Mar 21, 2012#42

Yoshimickster

*sigh* Look bud. Be lucky it was only a week. Me? I am constantly alone. I look everywhere for that special some-one and am just about always either being rejected, or finding someone who all-ready has someone. Be lucky it's only a week.

Mar 21, 2012#43

Chippy

I swear to God, it's like Christmas.

Mar 22, 2012#44

Null

Yoshimickster said:
*sigh* Look bud. Be lucky it was only a week. Me? I am VWUBVWUBVWUBVWUBVWUBVWUBVWUBVWUB

Mar 22, 2012#45

@Li3n

SeraRelm said:
No, see, I like having her around.

STOP RUINING TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE!!!!!!!

Mar 22, 2012#46

SeraRelm

You mean by enjoying her company and wanting to spend time with her? I know, totally not the norm for marriage.

Mar 22, 2012#47

Ravenpoe

Gooble gobble gooble gobble. One of us! One of us! :foreveralone:

Mar 22, 2012#48

Chippy

Yoshimickster said:
*sigh* Look bud. Be lucky it was only a week. Me? I am constantly alone. I look everywhere for that special some-one and am just about always either being rejected, or finding someone who all-ready has someone. Be lucky it's only a week.

But seriously, tell us more.

Mar 22, 2012#49

Chippy

Maybe make a new thread about it?

Mar 22, 2012#50

LittleSin

Ravenpoe said:
Gooble gobble gooble gobble. One of us! One of us!

That wasn't a reference I was expecting in here!

Mar 22, 2012#51

North_Ranger

Pick an item of clothing she has recently worn and hold that close when you go to bed. If you want to, stuff a pillow inside said garment (if possible) and hug it close.

No, haven't done that myself. Single, remember?

But I hear some people do that to alleviate the longing...

Mar 22, 2012#52

sixpackshaker

Mar 22, 2012#53

North_Ranger

I only mentioned the pillow because that would be easier to hug -.-

Ya dang perv...

Mar 22, 2012#54

ElJuski

SeraRelm said:
You mean by enjoying her company and wanting to spend time with her? I know, totally not the norm for marriage.

NOT IN GOD'S EYES

Mar 22, 2012#55

Shegokigo

Who gives a shit about God. I mean look at his son.

What a dick.

Mar 22, 2012#56

sixpackshaker

That artist never held a tool in his life...

Mar 22, 2012#57

fade

Yeah, I want to see the bloody drill bit coming out of the back of his left hand.

Mar 22, 2012#58

sixpackshaker

Na, he's going to drop that drill off that jack up scaffold.

Mar 22, 2012#59

Shegokigo

Seems about right. Replace "Dragon" with anythingelse in the bible

Mar 22, 2012#60

SeraRelm

North_Ranger said:
Pick an item of clothing she has recently worn and hold that close when you go to bed. If you want to, stuff a pillow inside said garment (if possible) and hug it close.

No, haven't done that myself. Single, remember? But I hear some people do that to alleviate the longing...

Bitch, you almost made me laugh.

I just miss her a lot. -.-

I'm gonna drink a bunch of vodka.

Mar 22, 2012#61

CynicismKills

Spending some time alone? There's a pillow for that.

Mar 23, 2012#62

Null

What the actual fuck?

I mean, really. Cuddling a dismembered half-person is Sheki's thang, not Sera's.

Mar 23, 2012#63

Krisken

And here I thought you fuckers have been boring lately. Thank you.

Mar 23, 2012#64

SeraRelm

CynicismKills said:
(weird pillow picture.)

Spending some time alone? There's a pillow for that.

Mar 23, 2012#65

CynicismKills

SeraRelm said:

Mar 23, 2012#66

General Specific

Mar 23, 2012#67

SeraRelm

Just for you... and NR.

Mar 23, 2012#68

drifter

SeraRelm said:
Just for NR.

There we go

Mar 23, 2012#69

SeraRelm

_________________

Now merge them.

Mar 23, 2012#70

sixpackshaker

INTERNET MAN!

Mar 23, 2012#71

drifter

What have I done

Mar 24, 2012#72

Bowielee

Mar 24, 2012#73

North_Ranger

drifter said:
There we go

Seriously, go **** yourself -.-

It's the last time I go and try to be helpful to a fellow forumite who misses her beloved. I mentioned the garments because some people find it comforting to have something with their loved one's scent with them. And the pillow because it would offer something roughly similar to a torso to hold close if they need that.

Mar 24, 2012#74

Cajungal

D'aw, Sera.

Mar 24, 2012#75

fade

Geez what is up with people taking a little ribbing so hard around here lately?

Mar 24, 2012#76

Null

fade said:
Geez what is up with people?

Mar 24, 2012#77

Hailey Knight

Everyone's cranky lately.

I bet it's because of Mess Effect 3.

Mar 24, 2012#78

SeraRelm

North_Ranger said:
Seriously, go **** yourself -.-

It's the last time I go and try to be helpful to a fellow forumite who misses her beloved. I mentioned the garments because some people find it comforting to have something with their loved one's scent with them. And the pillow because it would offer something roughly similar to a torso to hold close if they need that.

C'mon, I wasn't making fun of you. I even found a pillow that would suit your idea better.

Mar 24, 2012#79

North_Ranger

I wasn't angry with you, Sera. I just hate that god-awful sauna pants meme people keep bringing up. Brings out the worst in me, you know?

I'm glad if I managed to be of some help to you, though

Mar 24, 2012#80

Ravenpoe

North_Ranger said:
I wasn't angry with you, Sera. I just hate that god-awful sauna pants meme people keep bringing up. Brings out the worst in me, you know?

I'm glad if I managed to be of some help to you, though

If the sauna pants joke really upsets you that much, maybe you should take a step back from it. It's just good fun, no harm intended. It's not even really all that offensive, unless... oh god...

You hate -all- pants, don't you?

Mar 24, 2012#81

LittleSin

I think that has been established.

Mar 24, 2012#82

SeraRelm

To NR, it's like someone making a showercap for bald people, or a driving school for the blind.

Mar 24, 2012#83

CynicismKills

Like a free ride, but he's already paid.

Mar 24, 2012#84

Null

Like good advice that he just didn't take.

Mar 24, 2012#85

Officer_Charon

I have a shotgun.

Mar 24, 2012#86

SeraRelm

It figures...

Mar 24, 2012#87

Bowielee

Officer_Charon said:
I have a shotgun.

BANG, what's up with that thang?

I wanna know, how does it hang.

Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover,

Like Prince said you're a sexy mother....

Whoa.... sorry, chanelled Salt & Peppa there for a second.

Mar 24, 2012#88

Officer_Charon

I now have a shotgun and a selection of alibis...

Mar 24, 2012#89

HCGLNS

Mar 27, 2012#90

SeraRelm

Unless there's a delay, she should be home tomorrow night.

Mar 27, 2012#91

Shegokigo

Guess you'll finally have to shave this week

Mar 27, 2012#92

SeraRelm

*digs out the wax*

Mar 27, 2012#93

Officer_Charon

Mar 27, 2012#94

North_Ranger

Dude, it's just hair. Frankly, I've been thinking of doing some shaving myself. It's a pain ripping out the plasters from my chest as it is now hairy again.

Goddamn you, unknown ancestors who shtupped a bear!

Mar 27, 2012#95

CynicismKills

North_Ranger said:
It's a pain ripping out the plasters from my chest as it is now hairy again.

Mar 27, 2012#96

Officer_Charon

Wax sucks. I let a cosmetologist friend wax my eyebrows once, just for the halibut, and I decided right then and there that any culture that suggests that as a beautification method is barbaric and in need of purging.

Mar 27, 2012#97

Terrik

I say use a fine pair of scissors, and cut it nice and close. Carefully of course.

Mar 28, 2012#98

North_Ranger

CynicismKills said:

I'm sorry, I don't understand how a black guy having a seizure in the shotgun seat is relevant in any shape or fashion.

Mar 28, 2012#99

ElJuski

why does he have to be a black guy having a seizure huh

Mar 28, 2012#100

CynicismKills

Because the idea of ripping hair off my chest horrifies me and I felt that was the proper expression of nope-itude.

Mar 28, 2012#101

SeraRelm

ElJuski said:
why does he have to be a black guy having a seizure huh

Why can't black people have seizures too?

I couldn't sleep well at all last night.

Mar 28, 2012#102

North_Ranger

ElJuski said:
why does he have to be a black guy having a seizure huh

Easy there, Malcolm X...

Mar 28, 2012#103

sixpackshaker

North_Ranger said:
Easy there, Malcolm X...

Wrong guy, he's Gandhi.

Mar 28, 2012#104

North_Ranger

sixpackshaker said:
Wrong guy, he's Gandhi.

But Gandhi doesn't sound like a douche. And I doubt ElJuski practices semen retention by sleeping nekkid between two young girls.

Mar 28, 2012#105

fade

I'm pretty sure ElJuski was joking there. Just saying.

Mar 28, 2012#106

North_Ranger

I'm not so sure anymore. Nowadays some of his posts come off pretty damn snark-alicious.

Mar 28, 2012#107

sixpackshaker

And not to mention he had the Gandhi Clone Avatar for like, forever.

Mar 28, 2012#108

CynicismKills

No jokes allowed guys, this is a serious thread for serious people only

Mar 28, 2012#109

DarkAudit

sixpackshaker said:
Wrong guy, he's ~~Gandhi~~ Charlie.

Fixed.

Mar 28, 2012#110

ElJuski

I don't know what it is about you guys not getting jokes anymore. Which is probably the greatest joke of all.

Mar 28, 2012#111

Null

ElJuski said:
I don't know what it is about you guys not getting jokes anymore. Which is probably the greatest joke of all.

Whoa, meta.

Mar 28, 2012#112

Gusto

I thought it was funny. :megusta:

Mar 28, 2012#113

SeraRelm

You all suck.

Mar 28, 2012#114

DarkAudit

SeraRelm said:
You all suck.

And I've come to accept that. I'm comfortable with my suckitude.

Mar 28, 2012#115

ElJuski

The suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Mar 28, 2012#116

CynicismKills

ElJuski said:
The suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Mar 28, 2012#117

ElJuski

I gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening.

Mar 28, 2012#118

SeraRelm

You can go suck a fuck!

Mar 28, 2012#119

Magister Moonie

I have the weekend alone, also. I will probably, I dunno, have some Mike's Hard Cranberry or something. Live it up. Wild style.

Mar 28, 2012#120

SeraRelm

Transportation.. delayed.. until tomorrow...

Mar 28, 2012#121

fade

Oooooooh
C is for coochie, that good enough for me.
C is for coochie, that good enough for me.
Oh C is for coochie, that good enough for meeeeee!
Cause coochie coochie coochie start with C.

Om nom nom nom nom nom. (you know what I'm talking about)

Mar 29, 2012#122

Ravenpoe

fade said:
Oooooooh
C is for coochie, that good enough for me.
C is for coochie, that good enough for me.
Oh C is for coochie, that good enough for meeeeee!
Cause coochie coochie coochie start with C.

Om nom nom nom nom nom. (you know what I'm talking about)