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North_Ranger
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Seriously, go **** yourself -.-
It's the last time I go and try to be helpful to a fellow forumite who misses her beloved. I mentioned the garments because some people find it comforting to have something with their loved one's scent with them. And the pillow because it would offer something roughly similar to a torso to hold close if they need that.
Everyone's cranky lately.
I bet it's because of Mess Effect 3.
I bet it's because of Mess Effect 3.
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SeraRelm
C'mon, I wasn't making fun of you. I even found a pillow that would suit your idea better.
North_Ranger
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I wasn't angry with you, Sera. I just hate that god-awful sauna pants meme people keep bringing up. Brings out the worst in me, you know?
I'm glad if I managed to be of some help to you, though
I'm glad if I managed to be of some help to you, though
If the sauna pants joke really upsets you that much, maybe you should take a step back from it. It's just good fun, no harm intended. It's not even really all that offensive, unless... oh god...I wasn't angry with you, Sera. I just hate that god-awful sauna pants meme people keep bringing up. Brings out the worst in me, you know?
I'm glad if I managed to be of some help to you, though
You hate -all- pants, don't you?
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SeraRelm
To NR, it's like someone making a showercap for bald people, or a driving school for the blind.
Like a free ride, but he's already paid.
I have a shotgun.
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SeraRelm
It figures...
BANG, what's up with that thang?
I wanna know, how does it hang.
Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover,
Like Prince said you're a sexy mother....
Whoa.... sorry, chanelled Salt & Peppa there for a second.
I now have a shotgun and a selection of alibis...
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SeraRelm
Unless there's a delay, she should be home tomorrow night.
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SeraRelm
*digs out the wax*
North_Ranger
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Dude, it's just hair. Frankly, I've been thinking of doing some shaving myself. It's a pain ripping out the plasters from my chest as it is now hairy again.
Goddamn you, unknown ancestors who shtupped a bear!
Goddamn you, unknown ancestors who shtupped a bear!
Wax sucks. I let a cosmetologist friend wax my eyebrows once, just for the halibut, and I decided right then and there that any culture that suggests that as a beautification method is barbaric and in need of purging.
North_Ranger
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I'm sorry, I don't understand how a black guy having a seizure in the shotgun seat is relevant in any shape or fashion.
Because the idea of ripping hair off my chest horrifies me and I felt that was the proper expression of nope-itude.
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North_Ranger
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Easy there, Malcolm X...
Wrong guy, he's Gandhi.
North_Ranger
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But Gandhi doesn't sound like a douche. And I doubt ElJuski practices semen retention by sleeping nekkid between two young girls.
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