[Funny] So I'm checking out the new Google Analytics Real Time...

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Dave

Dave

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Looking at the keywords people are using to find us. What pops up? FUCKING MINOTAUR PENIS AGAIN!!!

How the hell did we get to be the #1 site on the whole internet for the search "Minotaur Penis"?!?
 
Dave

Dave

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It's "Your Highness".

And if you DO ever Google "minotaur penis" just to check and see if we're still #1 on the list, DO NOT hit "images" by accident.

For the love of God don't hit images.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

I wonder if a Minotaur penis has a phallic bone? Surely since the bottom half is human, a Minotaur penis would not have one. Makes you wonder though, how many times I can type Minotaur penis in a single post without googling said Minotaur penis subject. Not sure why Dave advised against googling Minotaur penis and looking at pictures of Minotaur penis or even if using the phrase Minotaur penis so often does anything to alter googles search results. Irregardless, if a Minotaur is to have a penis, he should probably wear sauna pants.
 
Dave

Dave

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Another big draw lately is a search for the term "Cleric of Nethys", which is a Pathfinder thing, I think. And Krisken's painted miniatures brings them in, too.
 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

You know, maybe people wouldn't keep finding us via Minotaur penis if we stopped saying Minotaur penis. I'm just saying, we kind of bring the Minotaur penis upon ourselves by saying Minotaur penis, don't we?
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

You need to exploit our Minotaur Penis fame. Make sure google maps lists Halforums key locations as sources of Minotaur penises.
 
checkeredhat

checkeredhat

But do we really want the kind of people who would search for Minotaur penis as members here? Nobody here, to my knowledge, is a minotaur penis enthusiast.
And that brings up another nagging issue, if we want to keep these visitors, lure them and convert them to membership, we need to actually meet their minotaur penis demands, and provide them with more minotaur penis than I, quite frankly, would feel comfortable being on the boards.
 
Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

"Minotaur Penis minotaur penis Minotaur Penis minotaur penis minotaur penis minotaur penis Minotaur Penis minotaur penis" is one of the longest sentences in the English language to be made up of exactly two words.

It's composed of 3 definitons:
a.- the city of Minotaur Penis
n.- the object of minotaur penis
v.- minotaur penis, meaning to bully or to intimidate

When parsed, it reads [those] (Minotaur Penis minotaur penis) [whom] (Minotaur Penis minotaur penis) minotaur penis, minotaur penis (Minotaur Penis minotaur penis)
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Now I am not drawing any prepositionary conclusions with, but if you look at the images that google turns up for Minotaur penis, you get Sarah Jessica Parker.
 
Dave

Dave

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What I want to know is: With all this talk of MINOTAUR PENIS is Google giving me an ad for...tutus?

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Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

What does it say about me if I've already seen every image in the minotaur penis image search, before ever searching for it?
 
SpecialKO

SpecialKO

Out of curiosity, where are people landing when they come here looking for minotaur penis?

Obviously, this thread is talking about minotaur penis, but since you started this thread after you saw that they were already coming here looking for minotaur penis, they must have been going to a different thread that was also talking about minotaur penis.
 
Dave

Dave

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They land in Media Madness in a thread talking about the movie "Your Highness", which has a minotaur penis in it. Apparently, we were the first ones to really talk about it or something and as people Googled it and came here our fame for minotaur penis grew.
 
SpecialKO

SpecialKO

...wow.

You realize that if we get too many people here interested in tauren dong, the entire site could become about arien johnson.
 
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