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So, that Felicia Day Dragon Age thing happened

Oct 12, 2011#1

Frankie Williamson

And it sucks. It's like watching awful fan fiction.

Alternatively

It should have been called Dragon Age: Strike a Fucking Pose.

Oct 12, 2011#2

bhamv3

"Oh no, they fell down a moderately inclined slope! Damn you, elf!"

Oct 12, 2011#3

Charlie Don't Surf

Frankie Williamson said:
And it sucks. It's like watching awful fan fiction.

like?

I am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise.

Oct 12, 2011#4

Frankie Williamson

I still don't get her appeal. The Guild is awful and this is beyond terrible. Dr. Horrible was cute but that's not enough to have earned her her massive nerd following.

Oct 12, 2011#5

Jay

I'm Felicia Day!

Oct 12, 2011#6

Shegokigo

Jay said:
I'm Sarah Jessica Parker!

Fixed that for you!

Oct 12, 2011#7

Frankie Williamson

No need to fix, you're both right.

Oct 12, 2011#8

Hailey Knight

Jay said:
I'm Chaz!

Fixed.

Oct 12, 2011#9

TNM

I think I saw Agent Skinner in the opening dungeon scene.

Oct 13, 2011#10

Biannoshufu

It was horrible, but she did what she could to make it not her fault for being horrible.

Oct 13, 2011#11

Frankie Williamson

She wrote it, I don't see how it's possible she did what she could to not make it horrible.

Oct 13, 2011#12

Mathias

Quotemander Prime said:
Fixed.

Fuck you, asshole.

As for the fanfic.

Should have been called: Dragon Age: The Rise of Mr. Ed.

Oct 13, 2011#13

Chazwozzel

You guys can't seem to live without Chaz. Well, I'm back as Chaz.

Oct 13, 2011#14

Philosopher B.

I have nothing to say, except that horse looks fucking hilarious.

Oct 13, 2011#15

@Li3n

Frankie Williamson said:
And it sucks. It's like watching awful fan fiction.

So it's continuing DA2's storytelling technique then...

Oct 13, 2011#16

Ravenpoe

It didn't seem that bad. I men, I won't watch it, but the link that was posted wasn't terrible.

Except for that "cliff" they jumped down to escape the templar. It was only three feet high.

Oct 13, 2011#17

Chibibar

One could never understand the fan following

I think the appeal is that she is kinda cute, she loves gaming, and love meeting with fans. That is like fanboy wet dream. If Shego was straight and didn't want to kill the men

she would be at the top of the chart with fanboy.

I have friends who totally adore Angelina Jolie from her action flicks (even Tomb Raider) but there are some just hate her.

Oct 13, 2011#18

Hailey Knight

Mathias said:
Fuck you, asshole.

Jay did exactly what Chaz always did when Felicia Day came up in a topic; so he was being Chaz.

People aren't going to forget the existence of Chaz just because he doesn't post anymore.

Oct 13, 2011#19

Philosopher B.

Ravenpoe said:
It didn't seem that bad.

It made me see red, piss blood, shit stones, cough up my guts, and hurl myself onto a sword.

In short, I found it rather appalling.
Added at: 00:09
Dragon Age: Redemption? More like Dragon Age: ReDUMBption.

Oct 13, 2011#20

Hailey Knight

Is it all one part or is it a miniseries?

Oct 13, 2011#21

Philosopher B.

Felicia Day? More like Felicia STAY

the fuck away!

Oct 13, 2011#22

rathkor

Philosopher B. said:
Felicia Day? More like Felicia STAY

the fuck away!

More like Felicia Lay

in bed and have sex with me.

Oct 13, 2011#23

Jay

Quotemander Prime said:
Jay did exactly what Chaz always did when Felicia Day came up in a topic; so he was being Chaz.

People aren't going to forget the existence of Chaz just because he doesn't post anymore.

Chaz used to post horse pictures?

Oct 13, 2011#24

Hailey Knight

Jay said:
Chaz used to post horse pictures?

Yeah, whenever a discussion came up about Felicia Day.

Looking over the above again, I now see it might've looked like I was saying the horse was going "I'm Chaz!" when I was trying to make it just Jay saying "I'm Chaz!" Alternatives to make the joke work would've been to changed the name being quoted or to respond with "And you're Chaz!" But I don't think that's why Mathias got testy--it just seems to happen whenever someone brings up Chaz. I wasn't calling him that or anything. Really something he needs to get over. I'm not gonna cry if someone calls me cushion.

(Don't anyone fucking call me that.)

Oct 13, 2011#25

bhamv3

You know, I couldn't remember what your old handle was before Quotemander, and now I do. Thanks for that!

Oct 13, 2011#26

Jay

Yeah yeah... but did you like my pretty horse picture?

Oct 13, 2011#27

Hailey Knight

bhamv3 said:
You know, I couldn't remember what your old handle was before Quotemander, and now I do. Thanks for that!

Fuck you, asshole.

I still haven't watched this; probably going to only for Doug Jones as Sarebas. Still didn't finish Dragon Age 2 either. But I got $12 from Amazon for DA2, so I'm only in the hole on that one by $38 SHUT UP JAY I KNOW.

But that $12 helped pay for Community Season 2, so everything's good now and I totally didn't waste my money on DA2. I learned a lot from that game. I hope Bioware did as well.
Added at: 23:08

Jay said:
Yeah yeah... but did you like my pretty horse picture?

Reminded me that where the hell is episode 3 of My Little Pony, season 2?

Oct 13, 2011#28

Jay

$38 could have been a sound new PC investment instead you got... Hawked.

Oct 14, 2011#29

Krisken

I've read the thread and all I can say is this:

What?

Oct 14, 2011#30

Jay

Oct 14, 2011#31

phil

I liked the parts where she bent over while wearing that corset.

Oct 14, 2011#32

rathkor

phil said:
I liked the parts where she bent over while wearing that corset.

Agreed.

Oct 14, 2011#33

Baerdog

Wow, that was...extremely underwhelming. The acting was dull and I don't think I've heard writing that bad since I watched Hobo With a Shotgun and that had the excuse of being an exploitation film. It tries for a super cool in medias res type beginning but that only works when the viewer can tell who they should be rooting for. In nine minutes they should have been able to introduce the main characters, let us know who are the protagonists and antagonists, and give us some reason to want to keep watching them. I didn't really see any of that happening. Technically speaking, the costumes looked cheap, the qunari horns looked even worse in real life than they did in the games, and the cinematography was lazy.

tl;dr: Even if you like Felicia Day, this was objectively crap.

Oct 14, 2011#34

doomdragon6

I like projects Felicia Day has been in, but I don't really care for Felicia Day. I know plenty of guys who think she's the hottest thing ever, but she is rather plain to me and not my type at all.

The people that find her hot are the ones that haven't learned to control their nerd hormones and still go "A GIRL NERD HOMGGGGG"

Oct 14, 2011#35

Hailey Knight

doomdragon6 said:
I like projects Felicia Day has been in, but I don't really care for Felicia Day. I know plenty of guys who think she's the hottest thing ever, but she is rather plain to me and not my type at all.

The people that find her hot are the ones that haven't learned to control their nerd hormones and still go "A GIRL NERD HOMGGGGG"

That's dumb; people find people hot for all kinds of reasons and control is the farthest thing. I have a girl nerd--this place is full of geek girls. They're not a rare commodity. People get attracted to lots of things.

Oct 14, 2011#36

Jay

Oct 15, 2011#37

Vrii

Hey guys, I think Jay might think she looks like a horse.

Oct 15, 2011#38

Krisken

Sometimes I wish I never started that.

Oct 15, 2011#39

phil

Vrii said:
Hey guys, I think Jay might think she looks like a horse.

A lot of people seem to be wearing blinders and see her nerdyness as the hottest thing ever. Jay isn't one to be led by this carrot on a stick, and generally says neigh to their assertions.

Oct 15, 2011#40

rathkor

I just like the pale skin dark red hair combination on any girl, the nerd thing is just a bonus, because that means some common ground.

Oct 15, 2011#41

Chibibar

Finally saw it. It is alright.

Oct 16, 2011#42

Mathias

Hey look! She starred in Animal House!

Oct 16, 2011#43

Shegokigo

*yawn*

Oct 16, 2011#44

Null

I haven't seen the live-action or the game mod, but my friend Ruth, who is a fiend for Dragon Age DLC, said her module was interminable and that Talis was the worst kind of Mary Sue character she'd seen in-game. Personally, I won't pass judgement until I have seen it.

Oct 16, 2011#45

Jay

Mathias said:
Hey look! She starred in Animal House!

Oct 16, 2011#46

Shegokigo

You have no idea how appropriate that is for you to post.

Oct 16, 2011#47

Jay

Oct 16, 2011#48

Shegokigo

Apparently you do

Oct 16, 2011#49

Frankie Williamson

I played a COMPLETELY LEGAL AND PAID FOR version of the DLC, because I obviously have self loathing issues. It was fucking terrible. Wanna know what you didn't expect them to shoehorn into Dragon Age 2? FORCED STEALTH! It was easy and completely not fun.

Her character in the game was as fucking awful as it was in the short except the game character is all stretched out and fucking gross looking like PROPER Dragon Age 2 elves.

Terrible.

Oct 17, 2011#50

Jay

Frankie Williamson said:
I played a COMPLETELY LEGAL AND PAID FOR version of the DLC, because I obviously have self loathing issues.

Ok, I LOL hard on this part.

Oct 21, 2011#51

R

Raemon777

I think Felicia Day is seriously hot and I think she has an objectively awesome singing voice.

I don't feel any need to watch that video though.

Oct 24, 2011#52

Jay

Frank's post still makes me laugh hard.

Should be a post of the week award 'round these parts.

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