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So, what'd I do to get banned?

#1



Tinwhistlerxx

Tinwhistler here. Question for Dave

I'm getting a "you don't have permission to enter the forums" kind of message. I get banned or something?


#2



also banned

Vrii is also banned from everything!


#3

Dave

Dave

ARGH!!


#4

BananaHands

BananaHands

DAVE ANGRY.


#5

Hylian

Hylian

Shall I make an offering to our amazing and all powerful leader Dave so his anger does not decide to rest upon my loyal and weary shoulders?


#6

Terrik

Terrik

Maybe Dave is angry because he forgot to turn off anonymous posting and prevented the Purge from being quiet and inconspicuous.


#7

BananaHands

BananaHands


"Execute Order 66."


#8

Vrii

Vrii

Fixed for me.


#9

Dave

Dave

Vrii said:
Fixed for me.
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Yeah not sure what happened there. Still don't think it's quite fixed yet.


#10

Covar

Covar

Hylian said:
Shall I make an offering to our amazing and all powerful leader Dave so his anger does not decide to rest upon my loyal and weary shoulders?
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I'll alert the goat herder.


#11

bhamv3

bhamv3

You're not banned, it's just that everyone needs to answer a question before they can post. And the question is:

What is delicious?


#12

blotsfan

blotsfan

I didn't get banned, but I got logged off. Logging back on worked though.


#13



wana101

I seem to be locked out as well.


#14



TommiR1

TommiR here, I'm locked out, too.


#15



Face Hugger

Tress here. I've been locked out too. Logging in and out did not fix the problem.


#16

Null

Null

bhamv3 said:
You're not banned, it's just that everyone needs to answer a question before they can post. And the question is:

What is delicious?
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It's a valid avenue of inquiry. What does it mean to be delicious? Can something untasteable possess some some flavor that is metatastual? Could, then, an idea be delicious?


#17

Terrik

Terrik

Null said:
It's a valid avenue of inquiry. What does it mean to be delicious? Can something untasteable possess some some flavor that is metatastual? Could, then, an idea be delicious?
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If that idea is Cinnamon buns, then yes.


#18

gargoyle_eva

gargoyle_eva

Saw thread title , entered expected lulzy wtf, y u ban me for thread. Exited disapointed at the lack of drama.


#19

Dave

Dave

Tress, Wana & Tommi should be fixed. Wish I knew how to do a mass fix on this.


#20



Thread Necromancer2

banned....


#21

Adam

Adam

Thread Necromancer2 said:
banned....
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No no, that one was on purpose.


#22

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Test, this is only a test, of the halforums' emergency response system... proceed with the panicking :aaah: :aaah: :aaah:


#23

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I guess it got fixed.


#24

TommiR

TommiR

Dave said:
Tress, Wana & Tommi should be fixed. Wish I knew how to do a mass fix on this.
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Thank you, works fine for me again.


#25



Thread Necromancer2

:ban:


yes... still banned.
On purpose? maybe, but mark my words, Your souls are mine and i will always haunt your threads.


#26

Dave

Dave

Sorry, Thread Necro! I totally missed your post. You should be fixed.


#27

Dave

Dave

Have you noticed everyone having issues starts with the letter "T" or later? It's like it wasn't anything I did but the database didn't completely update or timed out.


#28

Dave

Dave

Letter T or later. As in T-U-V-...


#29

Dave

Dave

I-D-K. U?


#30

Adam

Adam

Dave said:
Letter T or later. As in T-U-V-...
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I'd suspect that the usernames are stored in the database using a unique member ID and not alphabetically. ThatNickGuy, Terrik, have not been banned etc. etc.


#31

fade

fade

BananaHands said:

"Execute Order 66."
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Does it look like this Clone Trooper is working a turntable, or is it just me?


#32

Dave

Dave

We don't know about Nick, but Terrik still comes before the others who have reached out to me alphabetically. The query I ran was looking at user names and the groups to which they belonged. So I really think it's that the DB timed out or something. And looking at the server logs there was an issue during that time.


#33

Adam

Adam

Well, that's interesting then because I haven't seen anyone whose names come later than TE appear on the connected members list all day. So, it's quite possible.


#34

PatrThom

PatrThom

bhamv3 said:
You're not banned, it's just that everyone needs to answer a question before they can post. And the question is:

What is delicious?
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Steak?

--Patrick


#35

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

PatrThom said:
Steak?

--Patrick
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Only if you cook it thoroughly.


#36

Dave

Dave

Adam said:
Well, that's interesting then because I haven't seen anyone whose names come later than TE appear on the connected members list all day. So, it's quite possible.
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I did go through the user list and updated anyone who had an avatar that I knew from "T" on. I didn't have time to get everyone because there's about 20 pages of names I have to go through.


#37

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

All better now. Thanks Dave.


#38

Dave

Dave

Yeah, and my theory got all blown to shit when I got the message Coral was locked out.


#39

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Danielle?

Dave, is there something you're not telling us?


#40

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Amorous Eyes said:
I'm contagious.
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... Eep! Stay back, I'm highly susceptible to infections due to chemo! And I like my penis!


#41

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I think you missed the joke NR.


#42

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

No I didn't :D


#43

Terrik

Terrik

I keep mine in jar. True story.


#44

PatrThom

PatrThom

I'm with you, Mr.TH.

--Patrick


#45

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Terrik said:
I keep mine in jar. True story.
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Who are you, Iceland?


http://satwcomic.com/brand-new-equipment


#46

GasBandit

GasBandit

Is that some kind of political commentary I don't understand? heh


#47

Adam

Adam

Where's the Russians?


#48

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

GasBandit said:
Is that some kind of political commentary I don't understand? heh
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http://satwcomic.com/the-collection

Adam said:
Where's the Russians?
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Over here: http://satwcomic.com/the-world/russia


#49

GasBandit

GasBandit

... Iceland's supposed to be a dude?!


#50

GasBandit

GasBandit

And here all this time I thought Iceland was the token female of the cast.


#51

Dave

Dave

Oh no, they have females and they are obviously female. Not as much as the American female, but still.


#52

Dave

Dave


http://satwcomic.com/meet-my-sister

For the love of God if you don't know this comic go there and give them all your clicks.


#53

Bubble181

Bubble181

GasBandit said:
political commentary I don't understand?
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There's a different kind?


#54

Adam

Adam

Bubble181 said:
There's a different kind?
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Oh god, I wish there was some kind of meme picture I could post here that would give the impression that you just, and I'm making up a word here, 'Zinged' GB real good. Because that was a really good 'zinger', Mr Bubble.


#55

ElJuski

ElJuski

In all honesty though, I don't get why those comics are funny and/or popular.


#56

GasBandit

GasBandit

Bubble181 said:
There's a different kind?
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Ha ha ha oohhhh! That's a good one! You got me there. I'll be sure to remember and laugh at that one long in the future, when I'm sopping my bread in the jelly FROM YOUR EYEBALLS.


#57

PatrThom

PatrThom

I'm not going to ask where the peanut butter comes from.

--Patrick


#58

Necronic

Necronic

oh my god I love that comic


#59

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Your World War plan? I have one of those. We should trade notes.


#60



SeraRelm

Tell me of the waters of your home world, Batuhan...


#61



makare

and play us the song of your people?


#62



SeraRelm


"(S)he who controls the Spice controls the universe."


#63

Just Me

Just Me

mr_thehun said:
I don't care what anyone says, I love that movie.
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I'm with you, bro. Love it on a scale with Excalibur!
And Conan The Barbarian!
They don't make movies like this anymore!

And you kids, get off my lawn! :)


#64

PatrThom

PatrThom

Just Me said:
They don't make movies like this anymore!
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Coming of age story with amazing production values and starring a rocker-turned-actor? Oh yeah.



--Patrick


#65



SeraRelm

Coming of a-

Look, I love me some Labyrinth as much as the next person, but what moral did this story teach us as kids?
"It's ok to be a little bitch who doesn't really care about her brother, as long as you BELIEVE in yourself!" and even that got trampled in the end because she does need them to be her moral support.


#66

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

SeraRelm said:
Coming of a-

Look, I love me some Labyrinth as much as the next person, but what moral did this story teach us as kids?
"It's ok to be a little bitch who doesn't really care about her brother, as long as you BELIEVE in yourself!" and even that got trampled in the end because she does need them to be her moral support.
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Well, that was in the 80s....


#67



SeraRelm

Even in the end, her revelation wasn't "I really do care about others and have the strength to stand up for that belief."
It is instead "I really can do cosplay reenactment all day without having to worry about personal responsibilities."


You know, I take it back. They shaped a generation. :awesome:


#68

PatrThom

PatrThom

Lessee:
-Don't let your emotions get the best of you
-Keep your goals firmly in sight
-People who are different are not always evil
-Those who do wrong can still come around to the good side
-Perseverance pays off
-Never forget your childhood
-Don't let Jennifer Connelly babysit your kid

--Patrick


#69



SeraRelm

-David Bowie is a S&M pedophile.


#70

MindDetective

MindDetective

Those seem like important lesson to learn!


#71



SeraRelm

"Should you need us..."
"I do need you!"
So much for inner strength!


#72

Just Me

Just Me

Not caring about deeper stuff, loving the movie and will watch it over and over. I miss Jim Henson.
I'm not exactly a person to think about everything I see and read, and sometimes (well, often) say. :)


#73

bhamv3

bhamv3

The first lesson I learned was that Jennifer Connolly is hot.

A lesson that was subsequently reinforced in Rocketeer.


#74



SeraRelm

No argument there, but as a coming of age story, it's still a poor life lesson. I love the Little Mermaid too, but those are some horrible lessons! "You should get them to love you while shutting up. Give up your whole life to be with them. Lie to the people who support you and everything will be great."


#75

Bones

Bones

considering the outcome of the real story...that is the happier of the two.


#76



SeraRelm

Well it is Disney.
:troll:


#77

Bones

Bones

what? no Esmeralda, Pocahontas, Mulan, Kida, or the girl from the frog prince?


#78

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Well because that would ruin the joke.


#79



SeraRelm

Bones said:
the girl from the frog prince?
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You mean Tiana?



racist.


#80

Bubble181

Bubble181

SeraRelm said:
You mean Tiana?



racist.
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I was really expecting the "that's racist" gif from you. Huh.


#81



SeraRelm



#82

Bones

Bones

This is why I like Sera, always good for a laugh.


#83



SeraRelm



#84

Bones

Bones



#85



SeraRelm



#86

Bones

Bones

my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-wat.jpg


#87



SeraRelm



#88

Bones

Bones

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#89



SeraRelm



#90

Bones

Bones

adventuretime.gif


#91



SeraRelm



#92

Bones

Bones

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#93



SeraRelm



#94

Bones

Bones

mccoy.gif


#95



SeraRelm



#96

PatrThom

PatrThom

gettingold.gif


--Patrick


#97



SeraRelm



#98

jwhouk

jwhouk

GIFS thread is two hallways over, third door on the left.


#99



SeraRelm

We were having a discussion.


#100

jwhouk

jwhouk

Oh, right. That's next door down.

;)


#101

Bones

Bones


cant you see we are busy talking via picture here!


#102

Just Me

Just Me

Bones said:

cant you see we are busy talking via picture here!
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Bird Priest Water Rye Sunbeam, Stork waving wings.
Translates as: Can't you use Hieroglyphs like all normal people do? :)


#103

Bones

Bones



#104



SeraRelm

Just Me said:
Bones said:

cant you see we are busy talking via picture here!
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Bird Priest Water Rye Sunbeam, Stork waving wings.
Translates as: Can't you use Hieroglyphs like all normal people do? :)
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