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#1

ElJuski

ElJuski

What the fuck's up with you guys these days? Babies, weddings, sex changes, puppies, some like video games or some shit?


#2

Dave

Dave

Sounds about right.


#3

ElJuski

ElJuski

Neat!


#4

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Just finished a pants only greco-roman three way wrestling session.


#5

ElJuski

ElJuski

well you know there's that


#6

phil

phil

I work at Starbucks now. I have about 10 minutes left on my lunch break and need to pee.

I'm kind of sleepy.

That's about everything.


#7

LittleSin

LittleSin

I have a ghost in my house. Or, possibly, a fairy.


#8



Biannoshufu

Is this that one guy that got upset and left? Or is it the other guy that cross dressed and confessed to trying to steal money? I'm not really into current events.


#9

LittleSin

LittleSin

I believe this to be El Juski.


#10



Biannoshufu

oh. Totally different dude.


#11

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Noone's here Juice, we're all playing Skyrim. Come back in about 4 months.


#12



Biannoshufu

Sky-whatnow?
/disinterested.


#13

ElJuski

ElJuski

Is this that one guy that got upset and left? Or is it the other guy that cross dressed and confessed to trying to steal money? I'm not really into current events.
SEE NOW THIS I WANNA HEAR
Added at: 23:43
Also, when in the hell did I change my name from El Juski and how do I get it back
some things gotta
get back in order around here
Added at: 23:48
also I just won a bunch of trophies. That's cool


#14

General Specific

General Specific

Star Wars beta for me... just over at my friend's house because he got invited after being signed up for a month and I've only been signed up since JUNE![/notbitter]


#15

BananaHands

BananaHands

Hey cutie. ;)


#16

Cajungal

Cajungal

Teaching, teaching, teaching. How bout you?


#17

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

The usual: seeing them rolling, hating, patrolling and trying to catch them riding dirty.


#18

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

School.
Chronic medical condition.
That's about it.


#19

ElJuski

ElJuski

Hey cutie. ;)


Well that's neat, guys, minus chronic anything, unless you meant like CHRONIC, like puff puff yo, in which case, I guess that's better than any other medical conditions.

As for me, I live in DC now, I work with emotionally and behaviorally disabled high schoolers, which is kind of like talking to you guys, except they're poor urban youth, so they threaten to stab me in my whiteboy face a little more often, although I might be switching my career back to copy editing, so who knoooooooowwwwwws. But really, these last six months have been a trip, or an adventure, or something of the like.

Also BBT, etc


#20

strawman

strawman

they threaten to stab me in my whiteboy face a little more often
We have been remiss in our face stabbing duties as of late. As a side effect, though, the forum has grown somewhat, so perhaps it's not a bad thing.

Anywho, welcome again! We missed teasing you and are glad you are back. While you were gone I had another baby or two, and I'm still using your crayon drawing on my business card.

Also, someone around here told me to tell you that they love you.


#21

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

A while ago I gave some bread to some ducks, and they seemed to enjoy it.


#22

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

We have been remiss in our face stabbing duties as of late.
That bug has been in since forever....


#23

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Cancer.


#24

Espy

Espy

Welcome back. How was your trip... TO THE MOON?


#25

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#26

Gusto

Gusto

What it is.


#27

ElJuski

ElJuski

So....there's, you know, there's that.
Welcome back. How was your trip... TO THE MOON?
Fuckin' moonpeople, yo.
What it is.
YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY LOUD FACEBOOK YELLING FOR SO LONG
Added at: 21:31
That's not a photoshop. I live in DC now; that literally happened last weekend.


#28

BananaHands

BananaHands

Juice. I think I fell in love with a girl this afternoon. Although I feel like she's going to be my manic pixie dream girl. Especially fitting because she looks kind of like Zooey Deschanel.

So, there's that.


#29

Gusto

Gusto

YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY LOUD FACEBOOK YELLING FOR SO LONG
Yeah, that happened.


#30

ElJuski

ElJuski

Juice. I think I fell in love with a girl this afternoon. Although I feel like she's going to be my manic pixie dream girl. Especially fitting because she looks kind of like Zooey Deschanel.

So, there's that.
Man, I'm not talking to you about that, especially since you had to fucking ruin my day with that butt vodka garbage.

Yeah, that happened.
>: |


#31

BananaHands

BananaHands

Man, I'm not talking to you about that, especially since you had to fucking ruin my day with that butt vodka garbage.
Would you rather hear from me? Or walk in on one of your ghetto students with a hose up their butt?

Added at: 21:45
You and Facebook and HalForums members, man.


#32

ElJuski

ElJuski

We are going to have a conversation, sir.


#33

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

Or would you rather hear it from me? I can make up all sorts of fictional, juicy details


#34

Gusto

Gusto

I would come home from a night out or log off of some video game or something and notice that he'd been drunkenly messaging me on Facebook for like 45 minutes.


#35

BananaHands

BananaHands

I would come home from a night out or log off of some video game or something and notice that he'd been drunkenly messaging me on Facebook for like 45 minutes.
You too!? God forbid you had your facebook open. You'd get a bunch of these faces -> >: |


#36

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

._.

Juice, you really are passionate about angry looking emoticons when you're drunk.


#37

Gusto

Gusto

Man I DID get those faces.

>: I


#38

strawman

strawman

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


#39

ElJuski

ElJuski

Full disclosure, man: stone sober like half those times.
Added at: 22:57
>: I


#40

BananaHands

BananaHands

"JUS SAYIN"


#41

ElJuski

ElJuski

I do that too
just saying
Added at: 00:51
but enough about me fellas


#42

Gusto

Gusto



#43

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#44

ElJuski

ElJuski

so who the hell is Dave bangin to get these new fonts

and someone please continue to tell me the gossip. I'll take it in PMs, too.


#45

fade

fade

but enough about me fellas
This sentence is about 50% funnier if you imagine it in a leprechaun voice.


#46

Cajungal

Cajungal



#47

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

so who the hell is Dave bangin to get these new fonts.
I guess you could say that Dave found the...fontain of youth? :thumbsup:


#48

Gusto

Gusto

Nick, this is an intervention. We care about you, and you have a problem.


#49

BananaHands

BananaHands


"INTERVENTION!"


#50



Biannoshufu

this thread could use a blog, or a chatroom.


#51

ElJuski

ElJuski

Nick, this is an intervention. We care about you, and you have a problem.
I'm not the only one looking to cut the puns at the knees then.

Well, if nothing else is new with you guys, I guess the time has come to think of many things like building ships and candle wax and

I mean

you get it


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