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ElJuski

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What the fuck's up with you guys these days? Babies, weddings, sex changes, puppies, some like video games or some shit?
 
I work at Starbucks now. I have about 10 minutes left on my lunch break and need to pee.

I'm kind of sleepy.

That's about everything.
 
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Biannoshufu

Is this that one guy that got upset and left? Or is it the other guy that cross dressed and confessed to trying to steal money? I'm not really into current events.
 

ElJuski

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Is this that one guy that got upset and left? Or is it the other guy that cross dressed and confessed to trying to steal money? I'm not really into current events.
SEE NOW THIS I WANNA HEAR
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Also, when in the hell did I change my name from El Juski and how do I get it back
some things gotta
get back in order around here
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also I just won a bunch of trophies. That's cool
 
Star Wars beta for me... just over at my friend's house because he got invited after being signed up for a month and I've only been signed up since JUNE![/notbitter]
 

ElJuski

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Hey cutie. ;)


Well that's neat, guys, minus chronic anything, unless you meant like CHRONIC, like puff puff yo, in which case, I guess that's better than any other medical conditions.

As for me, I live in DC now, I work with emotionally and behaviorally disabled high schoolers, which is kind of like talking to you guys, except they're poor urban youth, so they threaten to stab me in my whiteboy face a little more often, although I might be switching my career back to copy editing, so who knoooooooowwwwwws. But really, these last six months have been a trip, or an adventure, or something of the like.

Also BBT, etc
 
they threaten to stab me in my whiteboy face a little more often
We have been remiss in our face stabbing duties as of late. As a side effect, though, the forum has grown somewhat, so perhaps it's not a bad thing.

Anywho, welcome again! We missed teasing you and are glad you are back. While you were gone I had another baby or two, and I'm still using your crayon drawing on my business card.

Also, someone around here told me to tell you that they love you.
 

BananaHands

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Juice. I think I fell in love with a girl this afternoon. Although I feel like she's going to be my manic pixie dream girl. Especially fitting because she looks kind of like Zooey Deschanel.

So, there's that.
 

ElJuski

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Juice. I think I fell in love with a girl this afternoon. Although I feel like she's going to be my manic pixie dream girl. Especially fitting because she looks kind of like Zooey Deschanel.

So, there's that.
Man, I'm not talking to you about that, especially since you had to fucking ruin my day with that butt vodka garbage.

Yeah, that happened.
>: |
 
I would come home from a night out or log off of some video game or something and notice that he'd been drunkenly messaging me on Facebook for like 45 minutes.
 

BananaHands

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I would come home from a night out or log off of some video game or something and notice that he'd been drunkenly messaging me on Facebook for like 45 minutes.
You too!? God forbid you had your facebook open. You'd get a bunch of these faces -> >: |
 
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