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[Grytpipe-Thynne]

Suddenly, in the distance a

 

[Officer_Charon]

massive form loomed around the

 

[Jay]

corner. "Wrex" he said sternly.

 

[strawman]

Nodding ascent, the body moved

 

[Emrys]

sluggishly, like an elephant seal.

 

[North_Ranger]

"Hyu knov zat guy?" Elizabeth

 

[strawman]

whispered in horror.

A piercing

 

[Gusto]

gunshot shattered the silence, and

 

[North_Ranger]

where her head had once

 

[LittleSin]

been was now a void

 

[North_Ranger]

and a macabre fountain of

 

[Gusto]

Skittles. He'd had this nightmare

 

[Cheesy1]

before. He woke up suddenly

 

[North_Ranger]

in cold sweat.

"That's it",

 

[Gusto]

no more curry before bed."

 

[jwhouk]

He rolled over, hungover from

 

[Docseverin]

The Redbull Vodkas's he had

 

[Gusto]

at Elizabeth's party, mere hours

 

[strawman]

after selecting his superbowl squares,

 

[North_Ranger]

and celebrating it. Feeling like

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

a shaken rag doll

 

[North_Ranger]

, he tossed the covers aside

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

to find that he was

 

[Officer_Charon]

missing something important and precious

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

, his watch was gone!

 

[Officer_Charon]

"Damned garden gnomes," he muttered

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

, "why can't they just fish?"

 

[strawman]

His face clouded as thoughts

 

[Thread Necromancer]

overcame him. thoughts of rainbows

 

[strawman]

. Moving towards the shower, he

 

[North_Ranger]

thought about the job Elizabeth

 

[Thread Necromancer]

left the terrorist cell for

 

[strawman]

. "It pays better," he mused.

 

[Jay]

Elizabeth then assumed direct control

 

[North_Ranger]

of much of the nation's Internet.