STRANGER DANGER!

[Necronic]

My girlfriend is trying to molest me, what should I do?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Give me her number, and get out of there.

 

[General Specific]

My girlfriend is trying to molest me, what should I do?

Let her.

 

[Cajungal]

Get off the computer, ya goob.

 

[makare]

Well does she have a puppy or candy?​

 

[linglingface]

Well does she have a puppy or candy?​

Good question.

 

[Baerdog]

Don't give in for the candy. That's cheapo crap right there. What you want to do is hold out for the puppy.

 

[Dave]

Enjoy it. Once you're married she won't want it any more.

 

[HCGLNS]

My girlfriend is trying to molest me, what should I do?

Scream "NO!" as loud as you can, or whisper "A little to the left."

 

[Necronic]

Yeah....sooooo.....sorry about that......

Guess I had a bit more to drink last night than I thought.

 

[North_Ranger]

Less apologies, more molestation descriptions.

 

[Necronic]

Actually, right now I am being molested by a Laplace Transform. So....I'll let you know how that goes

 

[Cajungal]

Necronic... *hands him a doll* Can you show us where the bad lady touched you?

 

[Jiarn]

The Wolf is wise!

 

[Philosopher B.]

If someone tries to molest you, you molest 'em right back!

 

[Null]

If someone tries to molest you, you molest 'em right back!

That never worked with Father Wuerl.