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Stranger Danger

Sep 19, 2011#1

BananaHands

The world is a terrifying place, friends.

Sep 19, 2011#2

Dave

Based on that video the world is a HILARIOUS place!

Sep 19, 2011#3

Ravenpoe

...

I feel dirty.

Sep 19, 2011#4

Frankie Williamson

That fucking guy will kill his dog!

Only professional agencies hire kids for tv work. I outta know! I'm a rapist!

Sep 19, 2011#5

makare

Since when are pizza delivery people figures of authority?

Sep 19, 2011#6

FBI

Frankie Williamson said:
That fucking guy will kill his dog!

Only professional agencies hire kids for tv work. I outta know! I'm a rapist!

ಠ_ಠ

Sep 19, 2011#7

David

I wanna help the lady put her batteries in...

So we can play some Gameboy. Yes.

Sep 19, 2011#8

Fun Size

Why are all the guys goofy looking but all the chicks are hot? Also, why was I not abducted by hot chicks when I was a kid?

Stupid stranger danger...

Sep 19, 2011#9

David

Hot chicks who want to play Gameboy!

Sep 19, 2011#10

ThatNickGuy

"I have some batteries in my van. Why don't you come with me and help me put them in."

Bitch, put your own batteries in!

Sep 19, 2011#11

makare

Batteries as a euphemism.

Sep 19, 2011#12

Krisken

I thought it was more suspicious that the black guy was the one who threatened violence.

Sep 20, 2011#13

Fun Size

No no, I saw House Party. When not dancing or rapping, that's what black guys did back then.

Sep 20, 2011#14

BananaHands

I love how the girl just darts after not hearing the safe word.

"What's the safe word?"
"There's no time for a safe word!"

Sep 20, 2011#15

Dave

BananaHands said:
I love how the girl just darts after not hearing the safe word.

"What's the safe word?"
"There's no time for a safe word!"

That's really the only part that made sense. The little girl did just what she should when someone she doesn't know in a car wants her to get in.

The other bad guys/gals just looked creepy. I do like the guy who winked and gave the :unibrow: