Stranger Danger

[BananaHands]

The world is a terrifying place, friends.

 

[Dave]

Based on that video the world is a HILARIOUS place!

 

[Ravenpoe]

...

I feel dirty.

 

[Frank]

That fucking guy will kill his dog!

Only professional agencies hire kids for tv work. I outta know! I'm a rapist!

 

[makare]

Since when are pizza delivery people figures of authority?

 

[FBI]

That fucking guy will kill his dog!

Only professional agencies hire kids for tv work. I outta know! I'm a rapist!

ಠ_ಠ

 

[David]

I wanna help the lady put her batteries in...

So we can play some Gameboy. Yes.

 

[Fun Size]

Why are all the guys goofy looking but all the chicks are hot? Also, why was I not abducted by hot chicks when I was a kid?

Stupid stranger danger...

 

[David]

Hot chicks who want to play Gameboy!

 

[ThatNickGuy]

"I have some batteries in my van. Why don't you come with me and help me put them in."

Bitch, put your own batteries in!

 

[makare]

Batteries as a euphemism.

 

[Krisken]

I thought it was more suspicious that the black guy was the one who threatened violence.

 

[Fun Size]

No no, I saw House Party. When not dancing or rapping, that's what black guys did back then.

 

[BananaHands]

I love how the girl just darts after not hearing the safe word.

"What's the safe word?"
"There's no time for a safe word!"

 

[Dave]

I love how the girl just darts after not hearing the safe word.

"What's the safe word?"
"There's no time for a safe word!"

That's really the only part that made sense. The little girl did just what she should when someone she doesn't know in a car wants her to get in.

The other bad guys/gals just looked creepy. I do like the guy who winked and gave the face.

 

[fade]

The other bad guys/gals just looked creepy. I do like the guy who winked and gave the face.

Now THAT sounds like Nick's prom night.

 

[Hailey Knight]

"Safety is more important than good manners."

Finally, an excuse for every awful thing I could say as a kid.

 

[makare]

Yeah but if you are a big enough jerk even adults will punch you in the fact. That is counterproductive to safety.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Now THAT sounds like Nick's prom night.

Now, wait just a...

...yeah, that's true.

 

[David]

The safe word is "banana."

 

[BananaHands]

The safe word is "banana."

I feel like that's a word a pedophile might think appropriate.

 

[General Specific]