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Subway Vs Quiznos? We have a final winner!

Jul 21, 2011#1

Shegokigo

http://finance.yahoo.com/loans/article/113171/lbo-recession-singe-quiznos-wsj

Guess we need a new "VS" conversation derailer.....

Coldstone vs Marble Slab?

Jul 21, 2011#2

ThatNickGuy

Superman vs. Batman.

Jul 21, 2011#3

phil

ThatNickGuy said:
Superman vs. Batman.

Green Lantern.

NEXT QUESTION!

Jul 21, 2011#4

ThatNickGuy

*looks at the box office and reviews for the Green Lantern movie*

Next!

Jul 21, 2011#5

Frankie Williamson

Subway sucks so bad. I've never had a bad sub from Quiznos and they have delicious soup.

Why?

Jul 21, 2011#6

Shakey

Jimmy Johns

Jul 21, 2011#7

HCGLNS

phil said:
Green Lantern.

NEXT QUESTION!

Dave or fossilized insect poop?

Brunette or red head?

Ginger or Mary-Anne?

Bugs Bunny or Bugs Bunny in drag?

Nick or Bizzaro Nick?

Jul 21, 2011#8

grub

Mary-Anne

Jul 21, 2011#9

GasBandit

HCGLNS said:
Brunette or red head?

Ginger or Mary-Anne?

Seems to me that's the same question twice.

And you already know the goddamned answer.

Jul 21, 2011#10

strawman

GasBandit said:
Seems to me that's the same question twice.

And you already know the goddamned answer.

It's always Mary-Anne with you isn't it? And I finally know why - she was the only one in the cast who's agent asked for and got residuals in her contract. She's still making money off reruns...

Jul 21, 2011#11

Philosopher B.

Bugs Bunny in drag.

Also someone tried to tell me this news earlier, I couldn't hear them over the sound of a delicious toasted Subway sub being dismantled by my teeth.

Jul 21, 2011#12

checkeredhat

Again, I say http://www.mrsub.ca/default.asp?contentID=3

In fact, I just had a wonderful $5 BIG (12 inch) assorted sub on mozza-cheddar bread for dinner tonight.

Jul 21, 2011#13

ThatNickGuy

HCGLNS said:
Nick or Bizzaro Nick?

There's a Bizarro me? Guess he'd be a sports-crazed, womanizing, unfunny asshole who drives in a giant, gas guzzling Hummer.

Jul 21, 2011#14

HCGLNS

ThatNickGuy said:
There's a Bizarro me? Guess he'd be a sports-crazed, womanizing, unfunny asshole who drives in a giant, gas guzzling Hummer.

Jul 21, 2011#15

ThatNickGuy

Touche, kitten cooker. Touche.

Jul 21, 2011#16

Gusto

Jul 22, 2011#17

phil

ThatNickGuy said:
*looks at the box office and reviews for the Green Lantern movie*

Next!

Looks at box office reviews and movies of all the other crappy superman/bat-nipple-man movies.

Bam! Belieeeeee dat!

Alt snarky response: you mean a movie where I have to take Ryan Renolds seriously at all tanked?!?! SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

Alt. Alt. Response: yo face.

Jul 22, 2011#18

ThatNickGuy

Fun fact: Superman Returns at least made its budget back considerably, once you add in overseas.

Batman Forever made a LOT of money, which is why they rushed a sequel.

Jul 22, 2011#19

Dave

HCGLNS said:
Dave or fossilized insect poop?

Really? That's your "similar but not the same thing" when comparing something to me? I'm not sure whether to be more insulted by the word "fossilized", "insect" or "poop".

Jul 22, 2011#20

strawman

Dave said:
Really? That's your "similar but not the same thing" when comparing something to me? I'm not sure whether to be more insulted by the word "fossilized", "insect" or "poop".

Well, the default jokes surrounding you refer either to age, or flappy hooties. Given that, I suspect the competition between you and fossilized insect poop is a competition for age.

In which case, tough choice. I'd have to discuss this with my bookie and psychic.

Not necessarily in that order.

Jul 22, 2011#21

Fun Size

Dave Vs. Two tennis balls in a pair of athletic socks.

Jul 22, 2011#22

Ravenpoe

Fun Size said:
Dave Vs. Two tennis balls in a pair of athletic socks.

...

You do not want to know what I thought this was referring to. That's a mental image that wont go away...

Jul 22, 2011#23

Dave

Saggy balls?

Jul 22, 2011#24

ThatNickGuy

Ravenpoe said:
...

You do not want to know what I thought this was referring to. That's a mental image that wont go away...

Jul 22, 2011#25

Fun Size

I was going flappy hooties actually...but I like that you guys are thinking about Dave's balls now.

Jul 22, 2011#26

Dave

Fun Size said:
I was going flappy hooties actually...but I like that you guys are thinking about Dave's balls now.

I don't think about them. I just hold them up so they don't hit the water when I poop.

Jul 22, 2011#27

Philosopher B.

Dave said:
I don't think about them. I just hold them up so they don't hit the water when I poop.

Jul 25, 2011#28

David

Blimpies.

Jul 26, 2011#29

Baerdog

Dave said:
Really? That's your "similar but not the same thing" when comparing something to me? I'm not sure whether to be more insulted by the word "fossilized", "insect" or "poop".

Jul 26, 2011#30

sixpackshaker

GasBandit said:
Seems to me that's the same question twice.

And you already know the goddamned answer.

But the answer is normally Redhead, but then you have to answer Mary-Anne to the other...

Jul 30, 2011#31

rac3r_x

Han Solo vs. Mal Reynolds

Jul 30, 2011#32

SpecialKO

Jessica Rabbit vs Christina Hendricks?

Jul 30, 2011#33

Officer_Charon

SpecialKO said:
Jessica Rabbit vs Christina Hendricks?

This one is going to need very... VERY close judging

Jul 30, 2011#34

Baerdog

With his penis.

Jul 30, 2011#35

Allen who is Quiet

Christina-Hendricks-The-14th-Annual-Screen-Actors-Guild-Awards-7of21.jpg

Man, tough call

Jul 31, 2011#36

Cheesy1

MUST I choose?! :eek:

Jul 31, 2011#37

Krisken

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Jul 31, 2011#38

SpecialKO

You really need to use similar pictures to cut down on variables.

Jul 31, 2011#39

LittleSin

I'm afraid that Jessica Rabbit may break in half. Her waist line is teensy weensy...though I bet she would look FANTASTIC arching her back.

*cough*

So..is Jessica actually a rabbit or did she take Rogers last name/genus?

Jul 31, 2011#40

Tress

LittleSin said:
So..is Jessica actually a rabbit or did she take Rogers last name/genus?

She took his last name.

Jul 31, 2011#41

Allen who is Quiet

Thread needs more Christina Hendricks pictures.

Jul 31, 2011#42

Tress

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